Neville Longbottom and the...
Disclaimer: I am obviously not J.K. Rowling. I am not richer the Queen, I am not English, and I am not an adult. If you think that I am, I might just report you to the people that will give you a nice white jacket, and put you in a nice padded cell.
(A/N) This is what the books would be titled if Voldemort had chosen to kill Neville instead of Harry.
Neville Longbottom and the Time He Almost Did Something
Neville Longbottom and the Runaway Toad
Neville Longbottom and the Password Paper He Lost
Neville Longbottom and the Book That Told Dobby About the Gillyweed
Neville Longbottom and the Time He Felt Like He Helped Harry
Neville Longbottom and the Year When He Didn't Do Anything
Neville Longbottom and the Fight That He Didn't Have a Big Part In