Hey Guys! Now, since none of you bothered to send a request in, I guess I'll just have to pick the song myself. And yes, this probably sucks, but that's ALL YOUR FAULT! You're the one who wouldn't send in requests and suggestions, so nya nya!
The bachelor-ized boys (that's their name-I was getting tired of typing all of their names) were quietly talking among themselves while the others were too busy with their boyfriends/girlfriends to notice.
"Okay" Lee started, oddly quiet, "I have an idea, but it's going to take full participation, courage, and youthful-ness to carry out. Are you two in?"
"Shhhuuuuuurrrrrrrr" Shino said drunkenly. Right now he would probably agree to just about anything.
"Alright..." Chouji agreed hesitantly. He had a feeling he would regret this sooner or later, but would not let his friends down, no matter how drunk or 'full of youth' they were. He just hoped he would make it through this to kick Lee's ass later.
"Okay, this is what we're going to do. But first, I've got to tell you, only Naruto, Kiba and me are going to be able to do this."
Their names being said caught the attention of Naruto and Kiba, (Who had been slapped across the face when he tried to make a move on Hana (By the way, I totally adore Kiba but I wanted him to sing this song so I needed an excuse, I'll get him a different girl later.))
Five minutes later found the others staring dumbly at the incredibly embarrassed Kiba, the determined-to-finish-this-damn-song Naruto, and the happy Lee as they sang.
Naruto
I'm sexy
Lee
I'm cute
Kiba
I'm popular to boot.
Naruto
I'm bitchin'
Lee
great hair,
Kiba
the girls all love to stare.
All
I'm wanted
I'm hot,
I'm everything you're not,
I'm still sexy
I'm cool,
I dominate this school.
Naruto
Who am I?
Lee
Just guess!
Kiba
Girls want to touch my chest!
Naruto
I'm rockin'
Lee
I smile
Kiba
And many think I'm vile
Naruto
I'm flyin'
Lee
I jump
Kiba
You can look but don't you hump WHOO!
Naruto
I'm major
Lee
I roar
Kiba
I swear I'm not a whore!
All
We cheer and we lead
We act like we're on speed
Naruto And Kiba
Hate us 'cause we're uber hot,
Well, we don't like you either!
All
We're cheerleaders!
We are cheerleaders!
AN: And this is the end of my chapter. I have a few more songs in mind, but they're mostly just as stupid as this one. And yes, this is payback for not sending any songs in, especially for those Kiba lovers like me out there! (This hurt me so much, but alas! I had to!)Yes, I do love this song, I wrote all the lyrics from memory. (Which is why they suck so badly.) So, review with some songs if you don't want the stupid shit to continue! And if you like this chapter, well there you have it. By the way, if you send me a song, I'll put your name in the next chapter, in the author's note, and your real name in the story if you want me to. You could be a guest character.