Minion: A Few Hundred Drastic Changes Under King Kirby
Chapter Four: The Abomination of Many Buttons
Bandana Dee does not like complicated things, Mitchizuka has a like for complicated things, and Wildfire shoves complicated things at others.
"You know," Bandana Dee muttered as they walked along the pathway, "Wildfire just got us something called a 'mobile phone' because apparently, we're hobos without them."
"You are," Wildfire insisted, glaring at them.
"Yeah anyway," Mitchizuka interjected, "this 'mobile phone' thing is awesome. It's so... functional."
"No, too complicated," Bandana Dee scoffed.
"That's the key factor of making it awesome!"
"No, it's not! It's supposed to be simple otherwise no one can use it, duh!"
"Noooo! If it's too simple, it's not interesting! It can't be un-interesting! If they are, they're not fun to have!"
"Yeah, right, as if. It's a device for communication; it should be kept simple and easy."
"Well, it's not my fault if you have such a bird-brain and you can't solve the 'mobile phone'!" Mitchizuka flared.
Bandana Dee's eyes narrowed. "Mitchizuka, did you just call me a 'bird-brain'?"
"Well, duh."
"Are you trying to start something, mister?"
"Well, if I wasn't—"
"Why'd you give us a phone anyway?" Bandana Dee had diverted his divine fury to Wildfire. "You know, I don't even know how to use it. Keep your money next time. And don't buy me a laptop for Christmas."
"Well, too bad, complicated things are fun to get other people."
"What. So it was on purpose. That's it, you're—"
"We should just leave without them," Midori suggested. Kirby nodded.
15 April 2014 SGT
Kirby tolerates people very well.
Now, don't get me wrong; Bandana Dee is smart, but he doesn't like complicated things. Mitchizuka's stupid but he likes complicated things. Wildfire enjoys confusing people with complicated things.
As a reminder, when the next chapter (chapter 5) is out, ideas will start being accepted like the last fanfic.
Next Update: This Thursday (17 April SGT)