Chris: Hello viewers, this is Chris McLean bringing you another crazy, scary and hectic season of reality television. Last season we invited twenty-two campers to a rundown campsite in the middle of nowhere with bears, Bigfoot and sharks. There was comedy (Owen being punched by a moose) romance (Courtney and Duncan kissing) and action (pics of the challenges). Now we are back at the same campsite with 18 new teens for a chance of 1 million dollars!!!!!! This season we will have more action and disgusting challenges on TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!!!!!
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Chris: Now let's meet our 18 campers
A boat comes to the deck
Chris: First is Rachel
Rachel: Oh my god, this is exactly like last season. Hey Chrism nice pants. They look like my dads.
Chris: Thanks?
He says that glaring at her.
Chris: Now here is Lena
Lena: Hey Chris, was that boat fueled by ethanol?
Chris: I have no idea!
Lena: If not, I can help change that.
She grabs his hand
Lena: With us.
Chris: Ok ... Next is Mark
Mark: Hey (pounds fist) this is exactly like last year, man. There's the crack form Izzy last year and there's the cabins. I could totally jump over those with my skateboard.
Chris: You should defiantly do that. Next is Rito.
Rito jumps of the boat crying with a heart locket in hand.
Mark: Dude, why are you crying?
Rito wipes eyes.
Rito: Just something in my eyes.
Rito walks over to the deck and Rachel comes up to him.
Rachel: Why are you really crying, come on I can keep a secret.
Rito: I said it som...
He doesn't finish the sentence bawling.
Rachel: o...k...
She creeps away quietly leaving him to cry.
Chris: Next contestant is Addie.
Addie gets off the boat and hands Chris a 5 dollar bill and a note card.
Chris: Here comes the Model to be, 'Addie'
Addie: Thank you, thank you hold the applause.
There no applause. Not even crickets.
Addie: I said applause.
They start applauding with worried faces.
Chris: hurry on through now, next is Jessie.
Jessie: Where's the resort? The brochure said a resort. All there is, is a rundown camp ground.
Addie: Didn't you watch last season
Jessie looks at the ground
Jessie: My orphanage didn't have a television.
Addie: Well, it's kind of obvious, look at you clothing. It's hideous, oh, and don't even get me started on the hair. Purple was so last year. Its red highlights that are in.
Jessie was about to punch her but Rachel and Mark come running and hold her back.
Jessie: Thanks guys.
She walks to the end of the deck far away from Addie.
Chris: Yeesh, we've only gone through 7 people and the drama already started. This is AWESOME for the ratings.
Everybody stares at him.
Chris: Alright, next is Terrance.
Terrance jumps off the boat and grabs Chris by the shirt.
Terry: Don't EVER call me that name AGAIN.
Chris: Alright, alright, just put me down.
Terry lets him down.
Chris: You know we can send you back to your 'Ghetto' anytime we want.
Terry: Fine
Terry walks over to the others but steps on Chris's foot.
Chris: OW!!!
Terry: Oh, sorry man (sarcastically and snickering)
Chris says something under his breath
Chris: Well next is Kenny
Kenny: Nice to meet you Chris. (shakes hands)
Kenny walks over and sees Lena.
Kenny: Are you one of those environmentalists?
Lena: What's it to ya?
Kenny: Nothing, I just think that's cool for you.
They both smile and Kenny walks over to the deck.
Chris: Next is Kaylie.
Kaylie: Hi Chris, this place looks... cool? Oh well, this'll be fun.
She walks over to the group.
Terry: Prep
Kaylie looks over at him.
Kaylie: I'm not going to comment on that.
Terry: Of course
Kaylie rolls her eyes.
Chris: Next is Tom.
Tom: or Fiach as many people call me.
He walks over to the group and points to Addie.
Fiach: Hey Sexy!
Addie: Thanks
Fiach: What, you're not going to call me it back.
Addie: No
Everybody laughs
Fiach: Whatever, see you later sexy.
Addie crosses her arms.
Addie: Whatever.
Chris: Next is Olivia.
Olivia: Hi!
She then trips but Mark comes running and catches her.
Olivia: Thanks
Mark: You're welcome
They notice there still holding each other and blush like crazy while getting up.
Chris: She hasn't even been here for a minute and she fallen for him.
Olivia: Excuse me. (while blushing)
Chris: Oh nothing. Next is Chanel.
Chanel gets off the boat.
Chanel: Wow, never knew it could smell this bad.
Chris: Hey, we...
Chanel puts her hand upon his face.
Chanel: Shut Up!
Everybody gasps while she walks over to Addie and the group.
Chris: Did you see that, the ratings just went up 5 points.
Kaylie: And you don't care that she just said shut up to you?
Chris: No, I'm rich from this show. More drama is better.
Lena walks over to him and holds his hand.
Lena: That makes him even more perfect.
Chris: Hey watch the hair
Lena: oh, I do.
Chris: O.....K..... Next, is Shannon and Nick
They both get off the boat.
Shannon: Hey Chris!
Chris: Hey Shannon, Nick.
Rachel: Why are they introduced at the same time?
Chris: They know each other
Shannon: We do
Nick: we go to the same school
Rachel: Juicy, I can sense romance here.
Shannon blushes.
Rachel: See (pointing to Shannon's blush)
Nick: What? (He turns around)
Shannon: Oh nothing.
Chris: Next is Damon.
Damon: Nice to see you man. (Pounds fists)
Chris: Next is Walter. (Walter gets off the boat with a DS in hand)
Walter: Quiet, I almost beat my high score.
Chris: Then hurry through. Next is Zenon or Zen.
Walter: YES I JUST BEAT MY HIGH SCORE OF 22,000 POINTS!!
Zen: Nice man. (High fives)
Mark: Dude, I've been trying to beat that forever.
Everybody looks at him surprised.
Mark: for my brother.
They stop looking at him.
Mark takes a relaxed breath.
Chris: Last but not least is Brooke!
Brooke: Hey ya'll! How ya'll doin!
Addie: Another orphan girl.
Brooke looks at Addie madly
Brooke: What did you just say!
Addie: I said orphan kid!
Brooke: Oh no you didn't. (Ready to punch her face)
Jessie runs over to stop her
Jessie: It's ok; she said the same thing to me earlier.
She whispers to Brooke "We'll get her later"
Brooke walks over and does the 'I'm watching you sign' to Addie.
Chanel starts to think that Addie would be great for her sidekick. She does an evil grin.
Kaylie pointing to Chanel: what's wrong with her?
Chris: We'll be right back after this commercial for Total Drama Action!
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