CHAPRTER FOUR: THIS MEANS WAR!
"Well…" Edward was stopping not telling me why he had a tutu that fit him.
"Edward why do you have a tutu?!" I was saying firmly but cracking up in the middle of it.
"Fine if you want to know, Alice was dressing me up. There you now know." Edward said, if he could blush he would be beat red. I cracked up along with Rosalie and Emmett. When we got home there was yelling. I wondered what was going on. I saw smoke in the back yard and when we walked in the front door I saw Carlisle and Jasper chained to a chair with steel chains and Esme and Alice was giving them each a make over. But I notice 2 extra chairs then I realized what was about to happen.
Then Edward was chained in a chair in the blink of an eye but Emmett put up a bigger fight but he lost and was strapped in a chair to with thicker chains.
"Alright Bella, Rosalie, you can give your loved one a make over!" Alice chirped.
"Bella if you do this you know that this will mean war now." Edward said pleading with his eyes.
"Hmmm let me think about this. . . I think. . . .I will. . . Give you the make over!" His face fell a little bit then unleashed the power of his eyes on me but I looked away. Isabella Marie Swan will not lose this time! So I picked up some make up and made up Edward. Edward kept saying don't do this love. He finally said it enough that Alice got mad and duct taped his mouth. When I finished Edward was wearing hot pink eye shadow, thin eyeliner, red blush and I ripped the duct tape off and put on bright red lipstick.
Alice then took pictures of Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett then framed then and put them on the wall. Then Esme unlocked all of the chains and they all took of running up stairs. Rosalie, Alice, Esme and I all gave each other high fives. Then we all walked out the back door to plan some more pranks but then as we all got out side I heard Emmett "ATTACK!!"
And in the blink of an eye I'm doused in water as it dripped everywhere on me. I looked around to see that Esme Alice and Rose are soaking wet to. All the guys were laughing at our smeared make up that made us look like clowns and Emmett took a picture of us and was gone in a flash. Rosalie ran after Emmett, Alice and Esme put on sad faces I get what they are doing so I copied them and put on the saddest face I could make, the one that broke Edwards frozen heart.
Jasper and Carlisle looked guilty and kept there eyes on the ground but Edwards Face fell almost as much as mine did, he seriously looked hurt.
"Bella, are you mad at me?" He asked walking over to me. Before I could say anything Alice whipped out a camera and took a picture of Edward's face.
"Priceless." Alice screamed before running off.
"Gotcha!" I said with a smile. Then Edwards face turned evil and put on an evil smile on then lounged towards me then before I could blink he gently whipped me over his shoulder and ran off in to the house. When we got to his bedroom he dumped me on the bed.
"You are a monster." Was all he said smiling.
"Last time I checked I wasn't the vampire." I said with a grin on my face. Before he could say anything else I planted my lips on his and he didn't pull away. That surprised me so I kissed him more. He kissed me back and then he rolled on the bed holding me on top of him. Then when it seemed like it was going well Emmett came in and took a picture of us making out on top of each other.
"Hmmm I wonder what Charlie will do if he saw this. . . " Emmett tapped h is finger on his chin thinking. My heart speed up the second he said that.
"Alright calm down Bella, Charlie wont see these but I can print copies of these and put them all over the school!" And after saying that he was gone.
"He wouldn't, would he!?" I asked Edward.
"He was thinking about if he should or not so I don't know." He said with a frown. Then I heard shattering glass and yelling. Edward picked me up and he ran downstairs. When we downstairs I saw the big glass wall had been broken. There stood tiny Alice with a look that will give me nightmares standing over Carlisle.
"YOU BURNED ALL OF MY CLOTHES! EVERYTHING AND BECAUSE OF TODAY MY CREDIT CARS ARE CANCELD TO!" She screamed so loud I had to cover my ears. That would explain the smoke I saw earlier. In a second Emmett was there taking another picture then ran off. Before I could ask Alice started sobbing having a break down.
"My clothes. My clothes." She kept repeating.
Jasper soon ran downstairs to see where all the sobbing was coming from. When he appeared I felt sad and started tearing I looked at Edward who would be tearing to if that was possible.
"Alice. Honey, they are just clothes you can go on a major shopping spree and buy all new clothes with Bella." he said trying to comfort her.
"WHAT!" I yelled.
"B-B-B-ella would you really go shopping with me to buy a new wardrobe?" She asked so sweetly with a look on my face that would break anyone's heart. Then I felt a wave of compassion come threw me.
"Anything for you Alice." I said glaring at Jasper who looked away whistling.
"YIPPY LETS GO TOMORROW!" She shouted. Before I could object she ran away and Carlisle was still laying on the ground from when Alice attacked him. Emmett came running down the stairs.
"Carlisle these pranks are getting old can we play some on humans if they wont hurt them in any way?" Emmett asked sweetly like a child asking for an extra cookie for dessert. Then all of the family was there.
"Plllleeeeaaaaasssssseeeeee?" All the kids asked in unison, even Edward and I.
"Well I suppose if you don't do them any harm at all! Then it should be alright. Emmett, don't bring your gun though." Carlisle added sternly.
"What- Why do you always- ahhh fine." he said and pouted.
"Lets go then!" Alice chirped. The I was being carried away in Edwards arms.
(A/N tell me what you think. I'm starting to run out of ideas review and tell me what to do! Thanks so much!
Em.)