SSAHC: OKAY! n.n New chappie! Oh, sorry I haven't been updating... I might be a little late...
Riku: LATE?! You haven't updated for almost a YEAR!!!
SSAHC: I said I was sorry... #cowers#
KI: Well, at least you're out of your writer's block... Sorta...
Sora: Is that even a GOOD thing?
MD: No idea... Well, SSAHC doesn't down Kingdom Hearts or anything copyrighted.
Ansem: ON!
Axel: WITH!
Ansem: DA!
Axel: FIC!!! Haha! I got the last word! XD
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Chapter Four: Coconuts, the British, and Idiots
For once, we're starting at DI...
-Destiny Islands-
"Well guys, are you ready to go?" asked Shadow.
Sora raised his hand.
"Yeah Sora?"
"Uh..." he said. "Where are we going again?"
"I'M DRIVING!!!" shouted Riku.
"No you're not." said Kairi.
"She's right you know," said Shadow. "I am!"
Riku, Kairi, and Sora all gulped.
They are in trouuuuuuuble!
-On da SHIPY!!! YAYNESS!!!-
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, do do do do." Shadow sang while driving rather badly. "I can't HEAAAAAR you guys! Big ones small ones, SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD! Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the show man said."
Sora, in the mean time, was turning a lovely shade of jade green.
Kairi wasn't able to be seen, but you could hear her yelling and crashing around.
Riku was the only intelligent one, and had buckled himself in. Although that was true, he was also setting the record for the most new shades of green in an hour.
"Where... are we going... again?" Riku barely got out.
"Silly, we're on a quest for sugar." replied Shadow, acting as if nothing unusual was happening. "But not just ANY quest. We're on THE quest for sugar!
Riku was about to reply, but the suddenly an alarm went off.
"Oh I'm sure it's nothing." Shadow smiled.
Then, what sounded like all the alarms, went off.
"Oh..." Shadow's face fell. "Eh... heh heh heh... Oops?"
Ship go boom!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"
"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"COOKIE PENGUIN!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Guess who the last one belonged to...
-At da castle-
"Alright, alright!" Shouted Xemnas. "Quite please!"
There was still chatter among the crowd.
"SHUT UP!!!" Xemnas yelled.
No one heard him.
"SHUT UP OR YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE LOCKED INTO THE KIDDIE ROOM!!!"
Everyone heard that one.
"Okay, now that we got tha-"
"Hey... Where's Demyx?" asked Xigbar.
"Zexy's not here either." said Roxas.
"They're probably just slacking off somewhere..." said Saix.
"ANYWAY... We have a new member today." said Zemnas.
"Again?" complained Vexen.
"Yes, again." said Xemnas. "I would like to introduce you to our number XVI."
A onyx and brown blur shot into the room. It stopped in the middle of the room and looked up. Standing there, waving like an idiot, was a girl.
"HIII!!!" she shouted, still waving. A stupid smile was plastered on her face. Her smokey blue eyes were sparkling with delight for being here.
"I'M TEIX!!!" she shouted still. She stopped and look around for a minute.
"Hey... Wait a minute..." she said, a puzzled look on her face. "You said I was number sixteen. I only see thirteen people here!"
"My," said Xaldin. "The child can count."
"Hey!" retorted Teix. She put on a pouting face.
"True." said Xemnas. "We've had a couple members before you. We haven't seen them for quite a while... Don't know what happened to them. But that's not the poi-"
"YOU TALK TOO MUCH!!!" Teix shouted as she sat down on an empty seat in between Roxas and Saix. She then proceeded to laugh insanely.
As she sat down, Saix jumped up as if shocked. He looked around, then sat down again.
"PHHHHHFFFFFFFFFT!!!"
"HAHAHA!" laughed Teix. "Blue man farted!!!"
Roxas laughed while some of the other members snickered.
Saix got up and saw on his seat a whoopie cushion. You could almost see the veins popping as if it were an anime
"Hey... Girl. Where'd you get the hair dye? It's a horrible color." said Teix.
"This is my natural color." said... guess... Marluxia. "And I am not a girl!" The last part was shouted.
"Oops! Heh heh! Well, what's with the color?"
"Well..." said Mar, all to calmly. "How about I color YOUR hair. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?! Any color is better than that dull brown hair! And those awful blond highlights! And your hair's too long! Half way down your back! It should be shorter! And another thing-"
"Yes yes." said Xemnas. "That's enough talking about hair for now... Anyway- Number XVI! May I ask WHAT you're doing?"
"Poking this barbie girl." answered Teix, poking Vexen with a stick.
Before Vexen could say anything, Teix's attention was on Luxord. She gasped.
"THE BRITISH ARE COMMING!!! THE BRITISH ARE COMMING!!!" and with that, she glomped him.
"Hi! Who are you?" she started jabbering and asking questions a mile a minute. "Are you british? You look british! Are you the lost member of Monty Python? Do you like cherios? I do! I like penguins too! Do you?" She kept on going.
"Well, this was a mistake..." sighed Xemnas as he hit his head on the table over and over. "A true foolish mistake..."
-After the meeting-
"Bang bang, you're dead." Xigbar sang, walking down the... ceiling? He was shooting at random nobodies. Then he saw something... Or someone...
"Hey, Axel! Where have you been?" asked Xigbar. "Hey... you should put some proper clothes on... I don't think the superior would appreciate you walking around in your boxers..."
Axel advanced on Xigbar, a maniac grin and an evil glint in his eyes.
"Axel?"
"..."
"AXEL?!"
The camera moves away as we hear a thud, and something like something being dragged away.
-Later in da castle-
"I WIN DA FISHYS!!!" came an over excited yell.
"No you haven't!" came another yell.
We zoom in on the scene. Wait... Closer... Closer.. Come on... Clos- OW! Too close, too close! Back a bit!
"Kid, you haven't done much..." laughed Xaldin.
Teix puffed her cheeks indignantly. She pulled out a lighter, and lit one of his... whatever his hair is... corn rows I think... on fire.
"Hey," said Roxas, walking into the room. "Has anyone seen Xigbar?"
No one noticed the end of a black robe and a pair of black boots being dragged by the doorway...
-Late that night-
"You sure this is good?" someone asked.
"Hey, it's for her own good. She'll probably loose them anyway... She's so childish. Plus she deserves it." someone answered.
The two figures snuck into Teix's room.
-Next morning-
Teix woke up and yawned.
"Morning room." she said. She stretched her arms out, her mouth widening in another yawn.
She dragged herself out of bed and went to the kitchen, crashing on the way. After a bit of juice, she was feeling more awake. She went back upstairs after eating and went over to her night stand. There, her katana (a type of sword, I think...) was resting against the stand.
"Good morning." she smiled at it. "Time for practice!"
She looked at her current attire.
"Um... Better change first..."
She went over to the closet and opened it. All she found was black cloaks.
"AH!!! It's all the same! I don't like them!" she said to herself as she searched through the clothes. She found some of the clothes she had brought. One of the tags sticking out caught her eye.
Her name was written on all her clothes.
"Someone got revenge on me..." she muttered.
Her eye started twitching, her hands balled up into fists. And for some strange reason, her eyes that were slits right now, instead of smokey blue, were a bright silver.
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SSAHC: Woah... That wuz somethin... I'm glad I was able to update!
MD: We still need characters here! Remember to say what side they're on. The requirements are on chapter two.
KI: Remember to review! We also need some ideas. No flames though, for they will be used to burn poor Marluxia's garden. Everyone wuvs Mar! n.n
Sora: This is stoopid...
Riku: I want ouuuuuuuuut!
Werecat Rei: Teix is mine!!!
Ansem: WHEN AM I GONNA BE IN THIS STORY?! WHEN?! #pouts#
Axel: Review, got it memorized?
WR: No Axel. We're so absent minded, after being reminded at least a hundred times, we forgot to review. I mean REALLY.
2/5/07