"Oh look, a penny!" said a sweet, old lady. "It must be my lucky day." She picked it up.
-Later in court-
"...which made me one penny short of affording milk for my several infants," claimed Squidina, who was actually Squidward with a wig on.
"Squidina gets a million in damages!" claimed the judge.
"Yay!" said Mr. Krabs.
"Boo!" said the sweet, old lady.
--
"AH, I'M HAVING A STROKE!" shouted a middle-aged woman.
-Later in court-
"...which disturbed my concentration, stopping me from thinking up my million-dollar-winning invention," claimed Sponia, who was really Spongebob in a wig. "So, really, this woman stopped me from becoming a millionaire and should be fined millions of dollars."
"You're right!" said the judge. "Plaintiff wins!"
-- At the Krusty Krab
"Hey, I ordered cheese on this!" said a customer. "I demand a refund."
-Later in court-
"No refunds, refills, or remakes," said Mr. Krabs.
"50 million awarded to Mr. Krabs," said the judge.
"How did I get sued for them getting my order wrong?" said the now confused customer.
"Make that 60 million for defendant insolence."
-- At the Krusty Krab
"Mr. Krabs, I don't feel good about suing people like this," Spongebob said with a sad face.
"Don't you remember, boy? We're helping the world, remember?" Mr. Krabs claimed.
"But how can taking people's money be helping the world?" cried Spongebob.
"You see, boy, people have a dreadful condition known as 'poor money management.' This condition causes waste of money and spending," Mr. Krabs shuddered. "By us taking their money, we're solving their condition, and thus, helping them grow!"
"Is that how it is?" Spongebob said with a childlike glow in his eyes.
"Yes, suing people helps me get money and that's all that matters."
"But you said it was to help them and their conditions."
"I forget what I said but that doesn't matter because you're helping save the world, me boy."
"Okay!" Spongebob said enthusiastically.