Chapter 4

Dark Lord Voldemort sat in his chair in Riddle Manor thinking about recent events. He heard from Malfoys that a famous Muggle Bruce Wayne, who was even known in English Wizarding community, has taken his archenemy Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived. Voldemort also learned that Harry Potter had a sister, which gave protection to Potter until the boy was 17. All that information was a major setback for Voldemort as he now had less opportunity to get to the boy.

During his meeting with Death Eaters, the door had opened and Voldemort saw a clown with a white face dressed in a purple costume. The Dark Lord was not amused, especially knowing that the man was not a wizard.

"Why are you here?" asked Voldemort as he was ready to kill the Joker.

"Now, now, why are you so harsh? I came to you with a business proposal. You see, I can perform magic tricks in a similar way you can use that wooden stick." He took a pencil and put on the table. "Want to see my favorite magic trick? I will make the pencil disappear!" One Death Eater was not amused and came towards Joker with fists, however next thing he knew was that the pencil was in his eye as the wizard died.

"I know, I know, that was lame and not as fun as this" Joker looked at a blonde Death Eater and shot him with his gun. "I can help you Moldy Shorts, I know your reputation, people heard of you back in states and they are afraid. I can help you, I know Gotham well and you can get the chance to kill Potter."

"You have an intriguing offer, but how do I know that you are capable to help me?" to tell the truth Voldemort was surprised, he saw that the man was quite knowledgeable about his operations and was quite unpredictable.

"I thought you might say that. I brought you a present as a gift to begin our friendship. Harleyy!"

A woman dressed in red jester outfit entered and looked at the Joker. "Yes Mr J?"

"Bring the present we collected for Wizard Moldy shorts" Harley nodded and soon returned, dragging a rather large body of an old man. When she took the cloth from his face, the wizards recognized him as former Minister Fudge.

"You see, we kidnapped your Minister of Magic and brought him to you as I learned that he was most afraid of you." Then, Joker surprised the Dark Lord again by calling his two hyenas, which then jumped on Minister of Magic and tore him apart. Voldemort smiled and the two started discussing their plans on killing their enemies.

Meanwhile in Wayne Manor while Bruce and Selina as well as Grangers retired to their rooms, the rest of the people namely the Hogwarts trio as well as Batman family second generation went into one room and talked about what they would do and presented their stories.

"This Voldemort guy, if I see him, I will shoot two bullets in his face. He does not deserve to live, that scum"

"We know, Jason, but I think most people here would not want to kill him in cold blood"

"Shut up Dick. That wizard to many people and I would not hesitate to kill him" Dick glared at his younger brother.

"Guys, lets be reasonable. We should be united in a time like that, not arguing and be divided; that would give Voldemort an easier opportunity to kill us all if we were to be divided"

"I agree with Barbara in that but I also agree with Jason that we need to kill Voldemort. What if he endangers the lives of the people I care for" asked Harry and after looking at Hermione blushed slightly.

"That's my man!" Jason was happy but Dick rolled his eyes.

After the group made introductions about their lives, at some point at night Bruce returned and looked at the group of teenagers and young adults.

"As we are approaching the war with Wizarding terrorist organization, we need to be prepared even more than usual. I am waiting for your training downstairs.

"Wait Mr Wayne, are you the Batman?" asked Hermione. The batclan was shocked as nobody said anything about their secret identities. Before Dick and the rest of the clan started asking her how she arrived to that conclusion, Bruce nodded and led the group to the training room.

"Finally" thought Harry "Someone will actually train me to fight those Death Eaters!"

A/N It seems that Joker's craziness might be too much even for Voldemort. The magic trick is an obvious reference to the latest Batman movie :)

Harry seems to be like Jason here, wanting to kill his enemies, he is somewhat protective of Hermione.

Soon: Batman with magical gadgets from Weasley's junk shop! Voldemort and Joker beware!