And so, the fourth chapter is here! I'm glad you people like it, but I just hope your reviews are a bit longer and more descriptive. It can give me motivations, you know?
Chapter 4: Sleeping Residents of the Apartment
Original title: Apartment Night
12:30 A.M.
Susanna walks up the stairs of the apartment and across the hallway to Room 001. "Boy, what a day at the nightclub… This job is more tiring than I thought… I just hope my job could be easier and the guests be a bit nicer next time." She walks into the room and goes to bed for the night.
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Room 002
Mewtwo is sitting cross-legged on the floor, deep in his meditation. He wonders to himself various things. "Why does Susanna come home late? Why does Pichu wet his bed? Why does Ganondorf snore in his sleep? Why does Kirby eat in his sleep? And why am I wondering all of these?"
As he is meditating, his other three roommates are sleeping peacefully on their sleeping mattresses. Bowser is having a happy dream that Peach is playing with him in a beautiful flower field. But then the evil Barney and Mario come threaten them, so Bowser sends them flying with a punch. Peach loves him even more and then marries him. All these happiness is brought to an end by a sudden snoring from Ganondorf.
"Zzzzzzz…" snores Ganondorf loudly.
Bowser wakes up from hearing the snore and says, "Grrr… Stupid Ganon… Disturbing my wonderful dream…" He gets a pincher and pinches it on Ganondorf's nose and stops the snoring. "There, that's better!"
He lies back down and sleeps, but then Ganondorf begins whistling in his sleep. "Argh! He whistles in his sleep too?" says Bowser. He tapes Ganondorf's mouth and the whistling stops. "That's better!"
So he lies down to sleep again, but instantly awakes when DK begins snoring loudy. "ZZZZZZZZZZ…"
"ARGH!" screams Bowser madly.
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Room 003
Jack has fallen asleep during his duty of spying on the condominium. "Uh… Oh! I shouldn't be sleeping!" says Jack, who just woke up. "But then, it's time to switch roles." He goes over to the sleeping Albert and tries shakes him up. "Albert! It's time to switch roles!"
"Let me sleep… 10 more minutes…" mumbles Albert who is half-awake.
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Room 004
The 3 swordsmen and Captain Falcon are fast asleep on their mattresses. It should be noted that CF sleeps with his helmet on. The quietness is suddenly broken when CF shouts out, "I WIN!"
Link is the first to be shocked up. "Whoa! CF is talking in his sleep again!"
"I WIN!" shouts CF again.
"Be quiet, Falcon!" Link shouts at him.
"I WIN! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"I told you to be quiet!"
"YOU LOSE!"
Link is losing his patience. "QUIET!"
Marth and Roy are shocked by this. "Link! Can you please be quiet?" Marth tells Link.
"But Falcon is noisier than me!"
"You be quiet yourself!" Roy tells him. "How can we sleep with all your shouting?"
"But…"
"No buts! Just sleep quietly!" says Marth, and then he goes back to sleep, along with Roy.
"I WIN! YOU LOSE! HAHAHAHAHA!" shouts CF again.
"Please be quiet!" Link shouts at him.
"Link! You be quiet!" Marth shouts at Link again.
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Room 005
There is nothing worth noting in this room, as Mr. Binko is a peaceful sleeper. He neither snores nor toss and turn in his sleep.
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Room 006
Priscilla is having a dream talk. "O Romeo… Romeo… Wherefore art thou, Romeo? Oh please, do not leave me! I cannot live without you!" Tears begin running down her cheek. "Please Romeo, don't go… Please let me ride your Ferrari for once…"
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Room 007
Peach, Zelda, and Samus are sleeping side to side on their mattresses. Peach is having a dream where Mario is attacking her for no reason. In her dream, Mario whacks her rapidly with a lead pipe. "How dare you hit me, Mario!" Peach says out loudly in her sleep. "I'll kick you!" She lifts her foot and slams it onto Zelda's body.
Now Zelda also dreamed of something at that time. She dreamed that Link is attacking her for no reason too. And when Peach slammed her foot onto her, she shouts out, "That's it, Link! I have enough of your mindless attack on me!" She delivers a painful slap onto Peach's face.
SLAP
Now Samus is sleeping next to Zelda, and she, too, has a dream. She dreams that she is fighting a powerful monster. "I'm not afraid of you!" says Samus in her dream. "I can defeat you easily! Take this!" Back in the real world, Samus really throws her fist forward and it impacts directly into Zelda's face.
POW
Now the three cute Pokemon are sleeping on the other side of the room, directly across the three girls. Pikachu and Jigglypuff are peaceful sleepers, so they do not have any wild dreams. Pichu, however, wet his bed. "Oh no… The girls won't be happy to see this," says Pichu. "What do I do…?" He wonders a bit on what to do, and then an idea comes to him. "I know! I will push Pikachu onto my sleeping place, and when he wakes up the next morning, he will think that it is he who wet the bed instead!"
So Pichu rolls Pikachu onto the wet, smelly puddle and he goes to sleep somewhere himself.
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Room 010
Reed is having a nightmare. "Oh no… My name isn't on there! I failed the exam! Nooooo!" Then he wakes up. "Phew… It's just a dream… Good thing I passed the exam, so I have nothing to worry about." He lies back down on his bed and then hears the voice of Falco coming from the other side of the hole.
"Hey Reed, get me some tea and do me a massage," says Falco.
"That Falco! He's dreaming I'm his slave!" says Reed.
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Room 009
As said earlier, Falco is dreaming that Reed is his slave. The others are sleeping peacefully on their mattresses. Luigi wakes up and says to himself, "Oh, the horror has come… The worst nightmare for someone like me… I have to go to toilet…" He goes to the door and opens it, and looks into the dark and quiet hallway.
Indeed, this can be the worst nightmare for a coward. Going to toilet alone in the dark can be really creepy…
Still, Luigi knows he has no choice, so he bravely walks across the dark hallway and goes to the toilet. "There's nothing to be afraid of," he keeps reminding himself. He finally reaches there and does his business. "There's nothing to be afraid of." He keeps reminding himself.
All of a sudden, a spider comes down in front of him on a string. "AHHHHHHH!" Luigi screams out loud and runs back to his room even though he hasn't finished his business.
He screams and runs around in the room, spraying smelly yellow liquid everywhere. "What's happening!" asks Dr. Mario.
"Are we under attack?" asks Falco in distress.
"Mamamia!" cries Mario.
"What's wrong, Luigi?" G&W asks him.
"Luigi! Stop spraying urine everywhere!" Fox yells at him.
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Room 008
Kirby is dreaming that he is eating a large marshmallow. In reality, he is chewing his pillow. Yoshi dreams that he is licking an ice cream, but in reality, he is licking Young Link's feet. YL keeps on going like, "Ooooooo" whenever Yoshi licks him.
Ness is sleeping in an awkward position so that his feet are next to YL's face. "I'm going out," says Ness in his dream. "But I have to put on my shoes first." Now YL must've been really tired during the day, so he is sleeping with his mouth wide open.
Then Ness moves his foot closer to YL's face, and then he carefully stuffs his foot into YL's mouth. "Awwww… Gaw…" mumbles YL with Ness's foot in his mouth.
Nana sleeps peacefully, so there is nothing to say about her.
Popo rolls away from his sleeping place and into the next chamber. There is a Cloud Strife action figure lying against the wall, and the action figure's sword is pointing forward. Popo rolls all the way to that action figure and his butt pokes directly into the toy sword. "YEOW!" Popo lets out a loud scream and jumps into the air, and then slams back down onto the floor with a hard thud.
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1st floor
The landlord still hasn't sleep, and she is building a tower out of playing cards. When Popo hit the floor, it created a mild tremor that vibrated all the way to the first floor, and the entire card tower collapse due to it.
"Argh… I was about to make a new record…" says the landlord.
END OF CHAPTER
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