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Mercedes Jones: I can't decide if I'm happy that Mr. Schuester is out sick, or disappointed. Either way, the substitute better not be some old guy or lady.
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Kurt Hummel: No problem, I've already got a solution worked out; don't worry. ;) sent via Blackberry
Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, and 9 others are now friends with Holly Holliday.
Kurt Hummel: Miss Holly Holliday makes an amazing substitute teacher, if I do say so myself. She is epitome of what I meant when I told Mr. Schuester to loosen up. And her rendition of 'Forget You' was fabulous. But I only got a cup of water when we went to Taco Bell...the things on that menu are greasy and calorie-packed. =/
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Holly Holliday: Thanks, Kurt! :) And I'm sorry, I didn't know that you weren't a big fan of fast food. How about I make it up to you with a shopping trip? ;) My treat.
Kurt Hummel: ...deal.
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Rachel Berry: I still think that this is a bad idea. We need Mr. Schuester.
Puckzilla: ^DISLIKE. this chick is srsly cool, berry. don't mess it up for us.
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Wes Montgomery: STOP STEALING MY LINES.
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Blaine Anderson Kurt Hummel: Did you get my text?
Kurt Hummel: Yes.
Blaine Anderson: Well, you didn't text me back...
Kurt Hummel: That would be because I'm still mad at you, I'm afraid.
Blaine Anderson: ...
Blaine Anderson: Can I make it up to you with tickets to a showing of RENT?
Kurt Hummel: ...maybe...
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Mercedes Jones: Aw, HELL to the NO! They did NOT take away my tots.
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Sue Sylvester: Whoopi, I find your resentment DELICIOUS.
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Brittany S. Pierce: tots look lyk fri'd randeer poop...
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Mercedes Jones: Do NOT diss the tots.
Kurt Hummel: Mercedes, I think we need to talk...
Blaine Anderson Kurt Hummel: If you're cold and you're lonely...
Kurt Hummel: You've got one nickel only...
Blaine Anderson: With a thousand sweet kisses, I'll cover you...
Kurt Hummel: With a thousand sweet kisses, I'll cover you...
Blaine Anderson: Oh, lover, I'll cover you...yeah...
Kurt Hummel: Oh, lover, I'll cover you...
Kurt Hummel: Definitely forgiven. :)
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Blaine Anderson: :D
Wes Montgomery: Do us all a favor, and just starting dating already. PLEASE.
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Rachel Berry: I still reaffirm my belief that they are all spies.
Santana Lopez: Just go back to MySpace, man-hands.
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Matt Rutherford: I remember acting like this back when I was at McKinley with you, Kurt. They're right, you guys are going to get together eventually, why not just start now?
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Mercedes Jones: Dislike. :(
Kurt Hummel: Blaine and I are JUST friends, for the millionth time!
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Kurt Hummel: And I'm sorry, Merce, I'll make it up to you.
Mercedes Jones: You better.
Kurt Hummel: Went to Breadstix today with Blaine Anderson and Mercedes Jones. :)
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Blaine Anderson: That was fun. :D
Mercedes Jones: Yeah, I guess so...even if I didn't really know what guys were talking about most of the time...
Kurt Hummel: D: I'm sorry. Sometimes I forget that most people don't really understand what I'm saying most of the time.
Blaine Anderson: I apologize, too, Mercedes. :( If it's any consolation, I thought that you were fabulous.
Mercedes Jones: ...I guess that helps a little...
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Mercedes Jones Kurt Hummel: I have a date with Anthony tonight.
Kurt Hummel: That's great! I'm so happy for you, 'Cedes. You better give me all the details ASAP. ;)
Mercedes Jones: Don't worry, I will. :)
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Kurt Hummel: Somehow, I have a really good feeling about this...:)
Kurt Hummel: Wonders when ignorant neanderthals will stop trying to hurt others.
Blaine Anderson: You really should talk to an adult about this, Kurt. Even if he didn't mean it, that's not something you can just sit back and take.
Finn Hudson: wat's going on...?
Artie Abrams: Yo, Kurt, are you okay?
Mercedes Jones: White boy, you're not getting away so easily this time around. You better tell me what the hell is going on. :(
Artie Abrams: That Umbrella / Singin' in the Rain mash-up was dope, y'all.
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Puckzilla: i gotta admit, that song mr. schuester picked was actually okay.
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Brittany S. Pierce: i stil dn't no y tha rane was insid...
Quinn Fabray: It wasn't real rain, Brittany.
Brittany S. Pierce: ...? than how did it fal frm tha ski?
Santana Lopez: Britt's got a point. Where did Mr. Schue get the indoor rain from?
Kurt Hummel: The real question is, how did we AFFORD indoor rain, and also, how did our pants not get wet?
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Sam Evans: ...i wuz tinkin the saime thing...
Mercedes Jones: KURT! You still haven't told what's going on with you.
Mercedes Jones: ...
Mercedes Jones: ...Kurt?
Mercedes Jones: It's been 3 hours...
Mercedes Jones: Oh, hell to the no...
Mercedes Jones is now in a relationship with Anthony Rashad.
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Anthony Rashad: :D
Mercedes Jones: :)
Kurt Hummel: I knew it would work out. (: I'm really happy for you. And you better spill EVERYTHING.
Mercedes Jones: I will, but don't think I've forgotten that you still need to tell me what's happening to you.
Mercedes Jones: ...Kurt?
Mercedes Jones: ...oh, hell no, not again.
Not much humor or anything not in the episode...Okay, so this is more of a filler chapter than anything. Sorry. :( Except for the Mercedes/Anthony. (And Matt's one line hinting to Katt Hummelford again.) I honestly think that Mercedes needs a little love in her life (everyone else is too caught in their relationships/troubles to notice that she doesn't have any), so Anthony will be guest-starring in this a lot. No Samcedes in this, I'm afraid.
And I'm sorry that I haven't updated this in a while. I spent the last week in New York & Connecticut (driving there from CHICAGO...=/), and there was no Wi-Fi where I stayed in NY.
Anyways, first person to tell me the Starkid reference I put in this wins a one-shot of their prompting. It's really obvious, so you'll be able to spot it easily. I just wanted to see how fast someone would put it in a review. ;P And I wanted to make up for not updating, and then posting a sucky chapter of this.