AUTHOURS NOTE : Ive made a few changes to the characters. Ill tell you when its necessary. Like Leon being the grandson of Al Capone being one of them. Also, Leon likes food. Also is a gangster. And MEHECO is how my friend once said Mexico.

Tony was stunned. It was ok to be stunned, epically when someone you thought to be dead just showed up in your office.

Tony wasn't epically superstitious, but this still confirmed to him, that there were, infact, ghosts.

"G-G-GHOST!" Tony immediately reached for his Killer7 under his desk. By the time he pulled it on Leon, his broken butterfly was pointed at Tony's forehead.

"Tony,Tony,Tony,Tony. Since when have you been superstitious?"

"Ur dead, Leon. There's no way you could come back. You were left in that room, and he came out."

"So you didn't kill him?

"No. He won, Leon. There's no way we could get back ion the game. He even has the airports watched now."

"well then...VIVA MEHECO!"

"Leon, your insane, ya know that?"

Suddenly, a girl walked in. She was wearing a corset, and not much else. To Leon, she looked like the most beautiful thing in world. She was carrying pizza.

She noticed Leon looking at her generous rack, for it had cheese, and sausage, and smiled.

"Leon, if you keep looking at my wife like that, im going to have to shoot you"

"But she has pizza...YOU HAVE A WIFE?"

"Yup. Look's like im out too."

"Dam, so who does that leave?"

"You, Leon."

"But, What about Micky and Luigi and...and... Don't tell me..."

"Yup. They were hit."

"Dam it."

"Sp, how does it feel to be the only one of us who hasn't sold our soul. "

"Pretty good. So, i assume your gonna pay me?"

"HAHAhahahaa-cough COUGH COUGH Tony's laughing ended in a wheeze of breath.

His wife looked worried, and reached into her corset to pull out a bottle of pills. Setting it on the table, making sure to bend over in front of Tony, with a slight grin at Leon. As Tony came to, he awoke to see his wife's cleavage in front of his face. Despite being married for over a year, he still was shocked by the immense cleavage.

Leon was busy rolling around the floor, in danger of laughing to death. His wife was laughing so hard her generously filled corset was in danger of bursting. He wondered if she was wearing anything under neath.

"is it really a good idea to be wearing that if your going to be laughing like that?"

"Good point, ill take it of"

"Hey hey hey, Leon stop hitting on my wife."

"She. Has. Pizza"

"I thought you like me for me"

"Your married to him, remember?"

"Oh yah! YAY!" She then proceeded to sit down on Tony's lap, moving his legs apart to get more comfortable.

Leon picked up a piece of pizza, enjoying its every bubble of cheese, the small lumps of sausage, everything about it was amazing. Taking a bite of nirvana in food form, he was reminded that he never gave Tony his present.

"Hey tony, before you eat, i gotta give this to yah."

Leon tossed the bag stuffed to the brim with marijuana to Tony, who's wife grabbed it. Looking at the bag, Tony ask, " Where did you get this large bounty?"

"Thats why im here Tony. No offense to your pizza or your "Models who serve" but iv got a job to do" Leon said, his mouth filled with pizza.

He then picked up a bottle of wine, uncorking it with the nozzle of his Gun. Using his foot blade, he flipped the bottle up to his mouth, drinking down about ΒΌ of the bottle. By then, his hands were wiped of the grease from the pizza, and set the bottle down.

"I've been bouncing around from place to place. I'm working for the ..."

"Ahhhhh...i see. Honey, i need you to get some more wine. Also, could you lease ask the chef for some more pizza? I'm sure my friend is hungry. Ive seen him eat 3 of em, so ask for 2 more. Extra cheese." Tony looked at his wife as he said it, conveying it to her that she needed to leave for a bit, for her own good.

"No problem. Should I set up a suite?"

"Yes, it'll take a day min to help me friend relax"

"Ill get 2, But were short on guards"

"Trust me, Leon wouldn't do that. Ive seen him do things that make grown men cry, but i've NEVER seen him do ANYTHING to a woman. Never. Hell, i once saw him Beat the shit outa a guy who hit his wife."

"K, ill be right back"

"Crystal;, feel free to take your time."

Crystal left the room, leaving the men alone to talk.

"She good in bed?"

"Oooooh yah."

"How'd ja meet"

"Well, she was one of our first girls. Eventually, i took her out on a date. Talking to her, i realized she was a really nice girl. She was single, and infertile. Sucks to be me, eh?"

"ya, looks like your bloodline is gonna end"

"Not exact-"

Suddenly, the door busted in. A woman wearing a blue leather corset, wearing a skirt, and a purse that was obviously absolutely NOT carrying a gun in it walked in.

"Mister Tony i-"

At "Mister tony" Leon began laughing so hard he fell off the chair, again.

"I'm sorry Mister Tony, but i have to leave..."

"Is something wrong Samantha? "

"I'm pregnant. I'm sorry, i know im in the headline act's but i have to go..."

"Why? Is your husband giving you any trouble?"

"no..but im pregnant. I'm gonna swell up and im gonna get fat and-"

"And there's something called a pregnant fetish. Do you want to keep working here?"

"Wha-what?"

" We try to make any customer satisfied. There's a lot of weird turn on's out there. One of them is pregnant women. If you want to keep working here, just say so"

"I...i can still work here?"

"Sure! Don't worry, there isn't much call for pregnant women, and ill tell the other girls that you might need to sit some acts out, but you can still work here."

"tha-thank you. Thank you so much mister Tony. Ummm...do you want me to get something for your friend here? He seems to be laughing at something..."

"No no, hes just a moron. Anyway, tell crystal to switch your name under fetishes section. Tell your husband that if he's worried we can assign an extra guard, or mabey he can watch your act. Your very good. Tell him to call me if he has any concerns."

"Thank you. Thank you so much."

She walked out, being careful not to trip on them an laughing on the floor.

\"Leon, it isn't that funny."

"Mist-Mis-MISTER TONY. GODS THAT FUNNY! Wow, i don't think ANYONE has ever called you that."

"Anyway, as i was saying. You remember Luigi's daughter, Erica?"

"Your not telling me..."

"Yup. She's at school right now."

"How old is she?

"15 right now. Funny, inn it. Those bitches gutted him in front of her, then didn't even touch her. Didn't even tell her to get out of the room, or kill him somewhere else."

"So you adopted her?"

"Did i have any other choice?"

"Not really."

"Anyway, you were saying who you were working for"

"No, i wasn't. I was never here. I Certainly aint workin for the CIA. And i sure as hell aint lookin for Ashly Graham."

"Ahhhhh...The presidents daughter. I heard something about it. K-something."

"Do you know where she is?"

"Hmmm...Leon, you do realize what this means, don't you?"

"What?"

"You, the grandson of Al Capone, asking me for a favor."

"Ahhhhh...no problem. I can get any fee for you."

"Nonono, its not that. Its the fact that your relying n the family. You left the radar, and now you jump back in."

"Ahhhhh...i see. You need my help."

"Kinda. We need more them Cash. A Rich man has no influence without enforcers."

"You need people like me to join."

"Yes. Leon Capone, we need you."

"Good trade then. I can get you people, and i can take a vacaion for a bit."

" Excellent."

"Now then, where is she"

"In a small rural town. The name? I don't know. I can get a man to get you there. I'm guessing she was kidnapped?"

" Absolutely mabey. We don't know. She wiped from the radar."

"Gotcha. Of course, you cant fall of the underworld."

"I did."

"Your Leon. Getting of the radar is easy. Someone like me? Impossible. Id have to fake my own death. To many people would be suspicious."

"Yeah. Anyway... is there any chance i could get some backup? Metal men or otherwise?"

"Leon, if we sent more then one person, you KNOW there'd be problems. As for firepower...Well, we can give you a discount."

"Good enough, i can get cash wired tomorrow."

"Now that kinda cash. The people were working with...use Pecas."

"Gold pieces?"

"yes. However, get this. The town...uses em. "

"So...when something goes wrong, i have to hit up some homes, and bam. What kinda firepower are we talking about here."

"I'm talking about your old Typewriter"

"Holy fuck, you guys got that"

"Yes, we found it on our last raid on the Anntonelli's. A Distraction hit. We pulled out all the stops."

"K then. Excellent. How many pecas do you need."

"1 million."

"Holy fuck, what happened to it"

"There doing things with it. I saw what they've done so far. Let me put it this way, it outclasses your butterfly. By a LOT. "

Leon stared at the man. Pulling out his butterfly, he shot the wall, creating a hole large enough to climb through it.

"stronger then that?"

"Shot for shot, you win. But...its a typewriter. It would do mabey.;..a 1/5 of that. In .1 seconds. "

"Wow. I Think i can pull a few contacts. No problem."

"We can get you some First aid sprays too. However...ammo is gonna be a problem. We can give you a pack, but thats it. However... we cant give you much help once your in. Mainly problems with our men, we need everyone here, otherwise, people would start something. Remember, you need to keep low. You can connect us with America. To many problems. Selling secrets, smuggling drugs...ANYTHING. Anyway, we need help. However... you can take care of that later. It'll take 2 days to get everything ready. You've got that much time to prove yourself to my men. Can you do that?"

"I'm Leon Kennedy. I can do it in 2 hours."

"Hahaha...Good luck kid. You'll need it. Epically since what I've seen. Even this...Ive seen reports of someone else looking for her. Or, more precisely, who took her."

"Whats the problem"

" That i don't know if its a problem or not."

" Ill keep that in mind."

"Heh...Kid. I'll give you a job right now. Theres a Shop downtown that's hesitant to pay up a few fee's. We keep reasonable prices. 11 of the total profits. That's more reasonable then the last guy's who we cleared out. Dumb asses asking for 3k a month. Most guys welcomed us in open arms. And this guy has already sent 2 of our guys to the hospital. And as far as im concerned, hes less then you. By a lot. I once saw your training. I used to think that the human body couldn't break through stone wall's. Or snap through skin with your fingers"

"I'm almost embarrassed."

"Don't be kid. IM surprised . BTW, looks like our pizza's here"

"WOOOOT! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!"

Crystal walked back in, with 3 large pizza's and 4 bottles of wine, and 3 glasses. Apparently she wanted to get to know Tony's guest. This mysterious man who happened to burst into Tony's office without being shot.