Meh. I had time when I should have been studying. So here's this, I guess. Yes, there's a second part which will be out soon. hopefully right after this one but I don't trust my internet that much.

YUU THE MAGICIAN

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"And then, we found this giant blue orb." Lavi gestures with his hands. "It was about the asme size as the first three, so I chucked it."
"Lavi!" Lenalee scolds and Allen lets out a laugh. "It could've been important!"
"Maybe." Lavi shrugs. "Actually, we needed it to get into the last room of the temple."
"How'd you get in, then?" Allen asks.

"Heh, smashed it." Lavi grins. "It wasn't too hard."
"You're way too reckless." Lenalee sighs.

"Yeah, Gramps got really angry." Lavi laughs. "But we still found the stolen gold."

"You're insane." Allen decides.
"If you say so."

—

"Lenalee." Komui suddenly appears behind his sister. "You're still here?"
"Why wouldn't I be?" Lenalee asks, confused.
"It'd been dark out for an hour or so." Komui explains. "I thought you'd gone home."
"Dark out?" Lenalee turns to the large windows behind her. "Oh no, it's so late!"
"You'd better get going." Lavi grins.
"Yeah, thank you Brother." Lenalee smiles at Komui. "Let's go."
"See you tomorrow, Lavi, Allen." Komui waves as the siblings head out.

—

Kanda glares up at the dimly lit building, only a few traces of candlelight flicking though the glass windows and under the door.

Keeping one hand on the hilt of his sheathed sword, Kanda heads to the doors.

—

"We'll find you a proper place to stay tomorrow." Lavi says. "But Gramps won't mind you staying just one night."
"Thank you, Lavi." Allen smiles gratefully.
"It's the least I can do." Lavi grins back. "I promised to teach you, and I'll do just that-"

The doors creak open loudly, causing the two to look over.

A dark figure steps inside, dark eyes narrowed and angry.

"Uh…" Allen looks over to Lavi, who has a strangely happy expression.
"Yuu!" Lavi cries out happily, skipping over to the dark teen.
"Bastard-" 'Yuu' whips out a long sword, pointing it at Lavi's throat as he comes to a sudden halt.
"Aw, that's not nice."
"Go die." Kanda bites. "And don't call me that."
"You need to be more friendly." Lavi sighs.
"You need to lay off." Kanda retorts grumpily before spotting Allen. "Who the fuck are you?"
"No one who wants to associate with a jerk like you, that's for sure." Allen mutters, just loud enough for both Lavi and Kanda to hear.
"Yuu, this is Allen." Lavi hastily introduces. "Allen, Yuu Kanda, certified jerk."
"Good to know." Allen scoffs, side-eyeing Kanda. "If I cared."

"Oof, Allen, you're killing me." Lavi grins, holding back snickers as Kanda fumes.
"Just get on with it then." Kanda glares at him. "You're better off dead."

—

"Charming." Allen mutters as he and Lavi walk away from the guild.

"You get used to him." Lavi says. "I think you've already got that hang of it, though."

—

"You live here?" Allen stares up at the oddly twisted building. Complete with mismatched windows and roof tiles, the building is a shocking array of colours and patters. For some reason, it doesn't look as bad as it should.

"Yup!" Lavi heads to the door. "It's Gramp's and I have no idea where he got it from."

"It's…weirdly nice." Allen admits.

"Heh." Lavi starts toying with a complex-looking lock on the door, consisting of three keyholes and covered in weird gears and symbols. "Here."

—

The inside is much spacier than it should be. What would have been a nice living room is covered in scattered documents and various magical items.

"It's like a tornado blew through." Allen notes.
"Well, there's no where else to put things." Lavi shrugs and gestures to a towering stack of very full boxes against the walls.

"Lavi? Is that you, you idiot?" Bookman appears at the top of a spiralling staircase, a large scroll in hand.
"Hey Gramps!" Lavi cheerfully greets the old man. "Can Allen stay for the night?"
"I don't care." Bookman huffs. "As long as I'm not disturbed."

—

"Here." Lavi opens the door of a small, relatively clean room, with only a few stray boxes in the corner. Only a few meters wide and long, the room seemed to go about three times that in height, stretching into a slightly ominous darkness above them.
"Thanks a lot, Lavi." Allen thanks, dropping his small bag into the floor.
"No problem." Lavi grins. "Oh, yeah, Gramps and I tend to get up early, if that's alright."
"It's fine." Allen nods. "I'm usually up by dawn anyway."
"Then, I'll think this'll be fine." Lavi retreats backwards. "See you in the morning."

—

Allen had no trouble sleeping. the bed was comfortable and the house kept relatively quiet, compared to Lavi and Bookman's usual personalities. The room smelt faintly of wax and old parchment, something that didn't surprise Allen in the least.

Once morning light started to stream in from a tiny window, Allen had already started to stir.

Faint footsteps sounded outside, along with the slight rustle of papers. Allen assumes it to be Bookman, being unable to imagine Lavi being that stealthy.

—

"Good morning!" Lavi slams Allen's door open excitedly.

"Morning." Allen, who was already awake and dressed, smiles up at Lavi.
"Ready to head out?" Lavi asks. "They start serving breakfast at the guild in twenty minutes."

—

The guild is almost empty, with only a few magicians either shuffling around tiredly or passed out on the various benches.
"Good morning!" Lenalee appears, seemingly out of nowhere, in front of the two.
"Morning." Lavi greets. "You're getting better."

"Thanks." Lenalee smiles. "Brother said it'd be better not to use stealth magic around the guild though."
"But you couldn't resist." Lavi laughs. "Fair enough."

"Oh, Kanda!" Lenalee spots the familiar figure trying to silently enter. He scowls as his name is called.
"Yuu! Good morning!" Lavi happily greets. "You're early."
"I'm always early." Kanda mutters, hesitantly heading over. "Don't be so surprised."

"Well, I'm starving." Lenalee says. "Breakfast anyone?"
"Definitely." Allen grins.

—

"Won't you tell us about your grand adventures?" Lavi smirks at Kanda from across the table. "You've been gone far too long to not have any magnificent tales of glory."
"As annoying as Lavi is being…" Lenalee says, half-heartedly poking her eggs. "I am wondering what you've been up to."

"I was training." Kanda mutters. "Magic training."
"Aaaaaaand?" Lavi presses. "Have you learnt something cool? Or no?"
"Shut it." Kanda growls, pushing Lavi's face away.
"I think it's good you're trying so hard, Kanda." Lenalee smiles. "Healing magic can be dangerous and very useful."
"Healing-" Allen can't help but choke on his current mouthful.
"Allen!" Lavi hits Allen's back as the younger teen coughs loudly.
"Y-You're a healer!?" Allen looks up at Kanda disbelievingly. "Seriously?"
"What's your problem?" Kanda bites.
"I know, it's so weird." Lavi smirks, taking a seat on Allen's other side. "He doesn't seem like the type."
"I'm sorry it's not as dumb as whatever you do." Kanda growls. "What is it? Can you summon butterflies? Put on a fancy light show?"
"I'll have you know-" Allen scowls at Kanda.
"Al here's a necromancer!" Lavi happily inturrupts.
"A necromancer?" Lenalee stares at Allen surprised, even Kanda looks a little disbelieving.
"Oh, right. We didn't mention that." Lavi grins sheepishly. "It's why Al's here in the first place, to help him, since it's a dead magic and all."
"Hey, I've already made that joke!" Allen interjects. "Think of your own!"

—

aaaand there it is.
I knew exactly what Kanda would be when I started this story. You'll see him in action in part two, so don't freak out.
It seemed funny to me when I thought of it, so I hope u find it funny too.
Anyway, thanks again for reading!
if anyone spots any errors, please tell me. I wrote this in two hours at 11pm so don't hate.

-Cheese Wizzard ೕ(•̀ㅂ•́ )