I called it! I freaking called it! I wish it weren't so, but I called it.
My parents hate me. The cheapskates won't pay my ransom. That doesn't surprise me, I overheard my parents several times that I'm a waste of money… Which sadly means that I'm eternally the Pirate Master's… If I can't escape that is.
The Pirate Master did officially announce me as part of his crew now since he can't get their money. Not that matters, for my "duties" are the same as before.
It's hard to tell who I hate more. Mother and Father or the Pirate Master.
Good news? I know how to bake a potato now…