KILLING CEILING:
PART 4: DISCOVERYING DARKNESS
the cokcnes but weapons everywere and soon tghey had no dosh but they had lots of utensils for killing zombies. "why must I carry so many weapons it hurts and my back is pain!" said alfred. "becuase we are about to enter the evil lab and now we need all the guns to survive. the zombies are always become stronger but we are not magic so we must use guns and become stronger in guns instead." so they did that and everyone got into the elevator. They all looked at one another and new it was maybe the last time theyd see one another again. then they did a manly hug and everyone new it was ok becuase emotoins are what makes us not zombies. and wen you run out of feels you become a zombie and are like " I am now the enemy".
They pressed the button that said "SECRET ZOMBIE LAB" and prepared to enter the heart of darknes. The Earth swalowed them up and artifiail light became all the light. The air became soggy and filled with smells of canage. nobody moved until the voice told them to get out.
When they got out they had there weapons ready to fight the zombie king but nobody was there. It was empty and silent and had lots of dank- their were bodies everywere. But no zombies.
"This is not normal" sad Brian. "I think their should be zombies here. Lets investiaget"
"There seems to be handprints over here" said Alrige. "By my forensics it seems that all the scientists have died and the zombies are gone. But why would that be?"
"By god we have a ridle on our hands! Let us go and not be haried on the way it is of great import that we learn the enimgas and find truths! Otherwise our freedom might be in the perfil, my good chaps!" said Alfred.
"But where could I find the start? I am not school and cannot find it." said Masterson.
"This is just like all the cases I did as a cop. The streets of Cocken places are dangerus and I have seen this a thousand times before. Back the way we did it didn't have no foresnics or school, only smarts. and that smarts told me to go to the generator room." said Brian.
"NO youre smarts have to go to school!" said Alfred
"school never did nothing it only takes time and tat is time we don't have I didnt make it all those years on the force for nothin I am telling you to keep out of my way and go to the generator room!" responded Brian.
As they walked ito the room, they saw a figure slip away. His dark trechcoat flailed in the breeze and wapped behind him.
"No come back we want to ask you about all these dead people!" said Masterson to none avail.
Who was that man drapped in shadow? Only the dark plumbing of the lab would ever know the secrest. Brian gazed upon the shadows and new this was true. His teammates may know many thigs but Brian had knowings that knew things. They were the true facts that you only could know if you lived a hard life a life filled with murder and intreeg. That was the life of Brian. He knelt down and picked up a note that was on a dead body.
'WE ALL COMMITED SUICIDE BECUASE WE ARE WANTING TO BECOME ZOMBIES AND BE AWESOME NO CRIME HAPENINED HERE!" the note said to Brian.
"That note says no crime hapened lets go and find that zombie king" said Masterson.
"Indeed indubately it is necessary to find that chap and beat the stufing out of him. Only by that prosess can we reach the aquited point known as the KILLING CEILING" said Alfred.
"But my gut says it sisnt so and my gut is always right." said Brian.
"Your intesties didnt go to school so be quite." said Alfred.
"ok" said Brian.
Then suddenly all the zombie scientists woke up and attacked them. They attacked them with claws and teeth but were no mach for the HSG gun or the claymore. The zombies used science as much as they could but the cockens umped out of the way and killed them before they could use science again.
"WHY WOULD YOU GIVE UP LIFE THAT IS HAPPY AND FUN TO BECOME ZOMBIE?!" asked Brian.
"We will never tell you you are cocken and we hate you." said the zombies
"But why not tell us?"
"Becuase we have no feels and instead only hunger. HUNGER FOR YOU." they said.
Then Alrige used his machine gun and shot bullets at the zombies and the zobies used science to stop the bullets and shoot them at the wall but they didnt know that the gun also shot genades and the genade went under their science and sent them exploding into the air.
"Why didn't they just feel the feels?!" cried Masterson.
"Becuase that is what the zombies do. That is what they haet. Feels are all about liverty but they hate liberty. That is why we must fight. We fight for feels." said Trader
"But feels are for the weak I dont know." said Brian.
"But were is the zombie king?" said Alriige.
"Inded he is really not in the persausion of being in this posishin." said Alfred.
They looked everywere for him but he was not in the lab. Hours and hours they looked as they air was turgid with formalihide and death. The steel walls and floors were staned with crimson blood and everywere was vials of unknowable horror and science. The lights, false and flikering, providied a dim ambient horror. But always silent, except for the buzz of the lights, the light wur of machines, and the sound of foots on steel eckoing into the night.
"He isnt everwhere. We are doomed and cant find him or his army of zombies!" said Masterson.
"What if he ran away with his science and zombies to go somewere alse?" asked Brian.
"Who would know then where he was?" said Alrige
"THE SCIENTISTS HE KILLED AND MADE ZOMBIE!" said Brian
"No! That is rubish and popycock! I will not blubber so seamlessly in such a decrepet place." said Alfred.
"But we have to follow my gut for the hope. Down no hope lies only the zombies. I know that from my job…pilice need the hope more than any. JUST ONCE YOU NEED TO TRUST ME OR WE ALL GO ZOMBIE, PUNK" said Brian
"I supose the scientific method says ypu need to test everything and choose the best for science and to never say never so ok science says ok." said Alfred.
So the Alrige hacked the computers and brought up the scientists journals.
DAY 342: I am happy and I have a happy life with wives and dogs. I would never give up this life as a science. I am happy. This job gives lots of money I wonder why the army needs zombies its funny maybe zombie helpers to help people with freedom? The zombie king says so and he is really nice even though he killed Herald. Herald was lazy tho so whatever. I love my life. Oh hey Zombie King why do you have a gun OH MY GOD HE IS KILLING EVERONE O JESUS HE IS GOING TO THE UENVWNYUM NURYMY F
"HAHA So no siucude hapened at all!" said Brian
"Ok ok u win science says so I am sorry how can I ever be sorry?" said Alfred.
"No need to freeing we forgive you becuase our freindship is more than just a zombie. It is a a true bond that overcomes all disagrees. This is becuase the whale of friendship can leap over the hurdles like Shamu and it has the wings of love pillars that can fly over all the challenge and bring the whale to land were the legs can save it" said Brian
"That is what friendship is yes! Now lets hack the camera on the computer so we can see were the zombie king went! said Alfred
But then the dark figure appeared. Masterson said hey but was cut off as suddenly the figure punched the power box and the computer died! The team ran after the figure and chased it into the gernator room again.
"WHY DID YOU PUNCH THAT WE NEEDED THAT!" yelled Alrifge!
"Becuase… I AM A ZOMBIE" said the figure, rupping off the cloak.
"You placed the siucide note to trick us and make us think despair!" said Brian
"Yes yes and I would early have happened if not for gut!" said the figure
"You almost tricked my science I hate you lets setle this like gentle men and use fists zombie! Queenberry rules!" said Alfred"
ok said the zombie
Alfred went to punch the zombie but then the zombie took off his glove and he had a CHAINSAW FOR A HAND AND PUNHCED ALFEED WITH THE CHAINSAW
"That was a bad trick lets kill you!" said Brian who took out his crossbow and shot lots of saws at the zombie who was a doctor zombie who used science to heal himself. But the saws were a distaction and soon he was cornerered by Alrige who shot lots of genades and by the Traderwho used a gun thatshot fire into the zombie docs face. OW FIRE he said and fell back where Masterson picked him up and threw him into a zombie in liquid and sentglass everywere and when the zombie tried to get up Masterson used his super shotfun that sent so much lead intom him that he flew up and twirled into another saw. He was almost dead and healed himself again running away saying "I WILL GET YOU." he said "AND YOULL NEVER KNOW WHAT THE CLUE MEANS" and then he flew away.
They ran and hooked Alfred up to the machines. He was like "I am hurt bros heal me wuth science." and they did.
They used all the science in the lab ad soon he was sleeping. They stood around him crying exept for Brian who was silent. And then he wept a single tear, a tear of furt and rage and sad and friends. He wept the tear that can only be teared by a true hero.
"I am sad and always felt so much for you but could never show my feels Im sorry for everything I ever did to diss them. You are so much dont die!" Brian said and his love made the science go really fast and glowy and Alfred got up shaky!
"Here's the clue Alfred what does it mean all my computers cant know what it means!" said Alrige.
The clue was a sheet of paper with a eye and it as looking threw a camera at a portrait of the zombie king.
"It is obvious I learned this at school it clearly means "I CAMERA" which is an almogoram for "AMERICA" HE IS INVADING AMERICA RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO GO THEIR AND SAVE ALL THE LIBERTTY!" said Alfred.
They all cheered and knew what had to be done. It was time to fight the zombie king and reach KILLING CIEILING.