To: .uk
From: .uk
RE: I have written a list
Emmy Bear
First of all WTF
You honestly expect me to let you say those things in your best man speech, which I haven't asked you to be.
If I wasn't with Carlisle and Jasper on a hunting trip, (which if your still wondering, I banned you from.)
If I wasn't on this hunting trip I would be murdering you right now. Don't email me back with any crap. I'm too busy trying to get Bella this car.
Speaking of Bella, if I come home and fine so much as ONE mark on her, I will kill you.
Capiche.
Edward
PS, Heed this warning. Send me a copy of the email you sent Bella with the list in BEFORE I kill you!