A/N Sorry about the short chapters, I'll try harder but I probobly won't get them up every day, Thank you to RosettaMalfoy for your suggestions! Give yourself a pat on the back, but poor Daphnee, Crabbe and Goyle together? Geez, lets hope she survives :)

Disclaimer- Okay peoples for those of you who think I own Harry Potter and Co. go visit a Doctor! I do not own Harry Potter okay?

Parenting Class

Part IV

No PoV

Hermione thought that walking into the Great Hall scared poor Draco to death, She was pretty sure that even Harry was close to wetting himself. It was so loud that both of the boys began to cling to her.

"Um, Harry? Aren't you like 17?"

"Yes, but all these kids are scaring the crap out of me! Theres like TWENTY of them!" And he was right, wizarding children can create lots of trouble. The Hufflepuff table was in shambles, curtosy of Ronald Weasley. Big suprise there. I felt a small tugging on my hair.

"Mione? Um is it okay if I stay here during dinner?" He was looking so scared of everything that was surrounding him. All the children were attacking the older ones! Where were all the teachers? Wait, theres one who looks like Snape over by the Slytherin table, with a smirk on his face, But he looks like a ten year old, weird. Draco was waiting for an answer.

"Sure, but Harry'll have to hold you some of the time alright?"

"Okay,"

"Here Harry, hold Draco," Harry did as he was told. Hermione stood up and took a deep breath.

"GUARDIANS OF ERNIE MACMILLIAN COME COLLECT YOUR CHARGE!" Hermione yelled authoritively, Padma and Terry came forward."I'M JUST GOING TO CALL NAMES OF THE KIDS, ANHTONY GOLDSTEIN" Ginny and Susan Bones came forward. "LISA TURPIN" Justin Finch-Fletchy and Zacarias Smith came foreward. "DAPHNEE GREENGRASS" Crabbe and Goyle came up. She told the other Slytherins to keep an eye on Daphnee. Hermione called the rest of the children's names until she noticed the de-aged professors. "SOMEONE GET ME A COFFEE!" She barked, Hermione had 4 students, one from each house, go gather the professors from their respctive houses and told them to go hang out with the first years. Once she was sitting down, Draco sprang from Harry's arms and bounced into Hermione's lap.

"Mione," He wispered after a while, "I'm hungry." Hearing that, Hermione filled Draco's plate with spagetti, when he was finished she gave him a brownie. Hermione and Harry engaged themselves into conversations surrounding them. Harry felt a weight on his lap, he saw Draco climbing onto his lap and clinging to his shirt as if fearing Harry would shake him off. Harry just went back to his conversations. then he heard Hermione cooing over Draco and himself.

"You guys look so cute!" She said. "Aww, and he's sleeping," She was then met by an icy glare from Harry, Hermione leaned in and asked if he wanted to go back to the dorms, he nodded and held Draco as they walked to their dorms, now he knew what Hermione was talking about when she said that the dorms were far away. Draco had migrated halfway through their journey from Harry's arms to Hermione's. She seemed to like carrying him. Harry wondered if she would treat him like that when he was little, he hoped so, he hadn't gotten much compassion from his first childhood. They had reahced their destination after a half hour because they were walking slow.

"'bout bloody time," He grumbled. Then Harry heard Hermione snicker. "I'll let that go once,"

"That wasn't ME!" Exclaimed Hermione, "It was Draco," Draco had this innocent look on his face that made Hermione want to kiss his cheeks. "Nuh-Uh Draco, you and I both know it was you." He then tensed as if awaiting pain. "No Draco, we're not going to hurt you," Harry felt it was time to cut in.

"It's okay Draco, you have to take a bath most unfortunately." Seeing Draco's frown, he leaned in and wispered, "I know, but it'll be quick, 'kay? 'Mione, I'm gonna go get the bath ready,"

"Alright," Hermione set Draco on the ground in the common room. After five minutes, Harry came back to get Draco and to bring Hermione in for help. Hermione helped Draco undress and put him in the tub. She then washed his hair and gave him a cloth to wash his body. "Harry pass a towel." She wrapped him in it and dried him off. Hermione noticed that poor Draco was shivering, she led him to his room and put him in warm flannel pajamas with the Slytherin crest of the front, classic Draco. Once she was finished she carried Draco to the common room. It was only 8 o'clock and she wanted Draco in bed by 8:30. She felt Draco snuggle up to her under his blanket. Hermione started to pat his back. Somehow Harry's head ended up in her lap and she was stroking his hair and Draco was sitting next to her playing with Crookshanks. He started giggling and Harry started to chuckle. Hermione patted Draco's hair and smiled at him. Hermione took off Harry's glasses and set them down on the table. When she moved to go put Draco to bed, he was sleeping.

"Good night Draco,"

"Good night 'Mione"

Hermione went back to the common room to wake Harry up so he could go to his room. After poking him and talking in his ear didn't work, she sat down on his chest and ran her hands through his hair. To her dismay, Harry just groaned and put his arms around her.

"Miooooonnnnneeeee," She heard him say, "Not that it's unconfortable but, why are you sitting on me?"

"To wake you up, your back would have hurt so bad tomorrow if I didn't wake you up."

"Oh, can you stay here?"

"I guess," And they knew no more.