What is up guys, it's me Moonreaper and I'm done with school. So I'm continuing my passion of writing fan fiction. So here we go!
The clouds of dust finally settled, leaving a ruined battlefield and the bodies of unconscious warriors.
Chapter 4: Intermission
"Woo ho! What a blast! Looks like Razor is the last man standing!" said by Emperor in a bombastic tone
Amidst the ruins, the Emperor's son stands triumphant. The crowd is amazed by his power and ferocity.
"Look live the Solar Imperium!" Razor said as he raises his sword in triumph.
Many of those watching the fight were amaze at the ferocity and brutality of the prince.
"Oh man, I'm lucky I wasn't on the arena!" said by a terrified Quicksilver
"Indeed my son, the power of these secretive beings disturbs me." Magneto said
"That's all for today's event, now enjoy my guests for I can assure you your time here would be memorable!" He waves his hand and teleports the arena's combatants. "Come out to our grand plaza, where you can all sorts of entertainment! All combatants are recuperating at the medical bay." said the emperor
And with that, the exits of the arena opened, allowing the crowd to enter the mega plaza. Suddenly fighting occurs within the crowd, which the guards easily dispatched.
"Please, let go!" said by the Abomination as one of the hybrid guards is choking him
The other offenders were immediately subjugated.
"Even if you are the emperor's guests, I can end your life at my leisure!" said the hybrid as he releases him
The commotion has separated Laharl (Disgaea) from his friends!
"Oh no, where's Laharl?" said Flonne
"Your majesty, where are you!" said by Gordon
Laharl turns back and notices that the group isn't with him.
"Hey guys, where are you! Flonne, Etna, amateur hero!" Laharl shouts out
Laharl runs from place to place,
Hoping to see a familiar face.
Searching in a haste,
It was all a waste.
He bumps into a masked stranger,
Whose appearance gave a sense of danger.
"You shouldn't be running around young one." said by the stranger
The stranger (Emperor Sirius of the Twilight Imperium) has the same clothes and garments as Emperor Marcus, but his are more ornamented and covered in several shades of blue, which evokes images of the moon in Laharl's mind.
"Ah, ah…" said Laharl
The stranger touches Laharl's hair, which calms him down.
"Don't worry, I am just a spectator with special… interest in this arena. And no, I am not related to that immature and snobbish emperor!" said by the stranger
He gives a credit chip into Laharl's hands.
"Take it, its enough currency to buy whatever you want in this place. You can call me Wander and oh, by the way your friends are here." said Wander
"Laharl there you are!" said Etna
Laharl turns around and sees his friends running towards him.
"We've been looking for you Laharl! Where were you?" asked Flonne
"I was looking for you guys when I met Wander…" he said as he turns back only to see that Wander vanished
"Huh, looks like he's gone! I swear I met some dude who looks like the creep that's running this show!" said Laharl
Believing his story, the group decides to leave the arena and head towards the plaza.
Magneto leaves the arena, only for a nearby guard to whisper dreadful words towards him.
"אייערע שונאים זענען אַווייטינג דיין סוף ענדיינדזשערד איינער." (Your enemies are awaiting your end endangered one) said by the guard in Yiddish, the Jewish language
The guard points towards the Nazi doctor, Edward Richtofen (Call of Duty: Black Ops). Magneto seethes with anger while the doctor returns his grin with a devious smile. Infuriated, Magneto leaves the scene towards the plaza.
The scene shifts towards the Disgaea party. Laharl, Etna, Flonne, Adell, Rozalin, Valvatorez, Artina and the rest of the group are dining at the food court, watching TV, and gossiping with one another.
"Bah, this food is disgusting! Taste like dirt with some worms mix in! How dare they serve this crap to the greatest overlord ever!" said by Laharl in a furious tone
"Why are you complaining? The pasta is very delicious and has a sense of elegance to it! These strangers surely know how to treat their guests." Fenrich said
"He's right; you only hate the food because you're just a barbarian! The only way you'll become a true overlord…" said by Valvatorez
"Is to eat some sardines!" He presents Laharl with a plate of sardines
"Argh!" (He slaps the plate away) "I'd rather die than eat that smelly piece of crap! I'm eating somewhere else!" Laharl said as he walks away
"Woo hoo, the prince has finally left us in peace!" said by Etna
"Aren't you worried about him?" asked Artina
"Nah, he'll be just fine!" Flonne said
"I agreed with Etna, Laharl sure acts like a jerk! Finally, we can just relax and have fun!" Fuka said
While Laharl travels around the plaza, Hulk and the Thing are also finding a place that serves their favorite foods, meat and lots of it!
"Hulk's hungry, need food!"
"Don't worry champ, the Meat Vault is right there!" said by the Thing
The Meat Vault, a restaurant built towards filing someone's belly with meaty treats. Hulk and the Thing take their seats.
"I want some Jumbo Turkey Burgers while the champ here wants some honey glaze turkeys."
The droid complies with the order and returns with two super sized plates. The two giants munch in on their lunch.
"Woo hoo! Got to love these JTBs! (He munches one of the burgers) you've got to try one of these buddy, the heat these things are packing is unbelievable!" Thing said
(Hulk is eating away at the turkey) "Less talking, more chomping!" said by the Hulk
"I order two super sized Turkey mania foot longs with extra cheese!" said by a voice behind the two giants, which is revealed to be Laharl
The flying droid returned with the biggest plate you would ever see in your freaking life! Laharl sits next from the Hulk as he bites off a piece of his Super foot longs!
"Hey kid, those are too big for you to just chow down!" the Thing said
"He's right, you small, food is too big. Kid would go ka-boom."
"What are you two block heads talking about! I am Laharl the Overlord and rule of the Netherworld!" (Trademark laugh)
"Uh Laharl, my buddy and I have no idea what your title means, what is this Netherworld, and what sort of crazy world do you rule. Besides that's beyond the point, how on earth is a kid like you going to eat those!"
"Sorry pointy ears, you're too small."
(Laharl becomes angry) "Silence! How dare you call me small and insult my ears! I am over a thousand years old and I'll prove to you that I can eat my meaty foot longs!"
In a ravage fashion, Laharl devours the foot longs in seconds. The two giants could only watch with their mouths wide open.
"Oh, there you are big guy…" said by Hawkeye accompanied by the Human Torch
(They look at Laharl)"Whoa!" both guys said in unison
(BURP!) "Hah! I told you block heads! Nobody can beat me, especially when in comes to food!" (Laughing)
The rest of the Avengers and Fantastic Four arrive at the Meat Vault.
"Looks like the Meat Vault is attracting a lot of customers!"
The group looks towards the direction of the voice only to find a man standing there.
"I am Reaper, first-born son of Emperor Solarius, also known as Marcus. I am the owner of the No.1 restaurant in the entire universe, the Meat Vault!"
"You cook great! Want to eat more!" the Hulk said
"Whatever green blob, I can eat more than you and rocky here together!" said by Laharl
"Why you little…" said the Hulk
Curses and insults flew threw the air. It is at this point that Reaper intervenes.
"I've got a great idea!"
Meanwhile, the Disgaea party is searching for Laharl.
"Thursday, can you detect Laharl within the vicinity?" asked Captain Gordon, Defender of the Earth!
"Beep beep blip beep! Negative, unable to detect Laharl's signature." said Thursday
"Oh no, I sure hope Harley wasn't abducted by one of those so called villains!" Jennifer said
"That could be a possibility. With the lowlifes and scumbags that participate in this arena anything is possible!" said by Rozalin
"I can't believe that you my lord would want to assist in this search!" Fenrich said
(Sigh) "It is a pain to watch over an immature, snobbish, and lazy brat, but given enough time that kid would turned into a great overlord! As such, I cannot let that talent go to waste!" said by Overlord Valvatorez
"I agree." said by Prinny Kurtis "Me too." Adell said
"Guys, over there! Something seems to be happening over there!" said by Flonne
The Avengers, Fantastic Four, Mutant Brotherhood and Poison (Streetfighter X Tekken) are watching some sort of event. Within the crowd, Laharl's laugh could be heard from afar.
"Looks like our master is over there! Let's go!" said by Gordon
"Oh no, what did the prince got himself into next!" Etna said
The group goes towards the place only to find Laharl facing off against four giants… IN AN EATING CONTEST!
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome for one of the greatest matches in the history of the universe!" (Reaper)
"Oh please! It's just an eating contest for God's sake!" Iron Man rants
"I agree with Iron Man, this is just… disgusting!" said by Mr. Fantastic
"Shut up rubber man and tin head! All of you just sit there while I enjoy my victory!" (Laharl ends the sentence laughing)
(Whispers to Flonne) "I think the prince has gotten over his head this time." (Etna)
"I can hear you! Watch me as I, Overlord Laharl, take over this world, one plate at a time!" Laharl says and ends laughing
(Says to himself in his mind) "Creepy dude!" said by the Human Torch
"Well then, let me announce the rules! The participants must eat until they are full! Last one standing not only gets one wish from the other contestants, but is free of charge from paying the bill!" announced by Reaper
"WHAAAAT!" said the Hulk
"That's right, losers would have to pay for the food, which is 200 billion euros!" said by the Reaper
"Hey, is this some kind of joke!" Juggernaut said
"I don't have that kind of money!" said by Hugo (Street Fighter)
"Then your friends would also do their part in paying the bill."
"No way! There's no way we can pay that much money!" (Thing)
"Then you'll work for me 'till the debt is paid! It may take several years, but I am sure you can do it!"
The chance of paying such a huge debt has electrified the crowd! The crowd is chanting on the participants.
"You can do it buddy!" said by Hawkeye
"Come on, show them who's the best!" said by Jonathan Storm/Human Torch
"You're the fastest of them all J!" said by Quicksilver
"Don't you dare lose or I'll turn you into one of the sandwiches!" Poison said
"Either you win prince or we're burying you alive!" said by Etna
"Yeah, I'll throw every single one of our prinnies on you!" Flonne threaten
"Oh no, please win Laharl, dude!" said the five prinnies
The best meaty foods are presented to the five such as honey glaze turkeys and streaks, full-blown super sized meat sandwiches and the most delicious baby back ribs one could have!
"Ready, set, enjoy your meals!"
Hugo grabs several of the hotdogs and gobbles them up! (Poison is cheering him on!)
Juggernaut devours the sandwiches two at a time! (Quicksilver is disgusted!)
Hulk grabs the turkeys one at a time and eats away the meat, leaving only the bones! (Hawkeye is cheering him on!)
The Thing chomps down on some barbecue sticks! (His comrades are cheering him on!)
Laharl devours the foot long sandwiches! (Etna and Flonne turned into cheerleaders!)
"Who's the greatest overlord? L, Laharl the great!" Etna and Flonne said in unison
"He's the conqueror of worlds!" said Etna
"The bane of all heroes!" Flonne said
"Fear of all people!" said by Gordon
"Beep, truly invincible!" Thursday said
"Nobody can beat Harley!" Jennifer said
"Its Laharl!" said Laharl
45 minutes later:
(Burp) "Aha! I've won! Nobody can beat the great Laharl!" (Trademark laugh)
Laharl stands triumphant while his opponents are slouching over the table. Terrified of their fate Poison, the Avengers, Quicksilver and the Fantastic Four complained like little children. Laharl's friends on the other hand are cheering him on!
"Congratulations Laharl, now before you make your wish I would like the losers to pay the bill." said Reaper
"This is my worst nightmare!" said Hawkeye
"Oh man, not cool NOT COOL!" said the Human Torch
"I'll pay the bill!" said Laharl
Everyone, including Reaper, is surprised at this revelation! Laharl gives the credit chip to Reaper while the crowd cheers him on for such a gracious act!
"I''ve paid the bill. Now bow down to me my new vassals!" said Laharl
"WHAT!" said Iron Man
"Now this is a series of unfortunate events!" Mr. Fantastic said
Wow, Laharl just enslaved several of the Marvel and Capcom characters! What great twist and turns await the participants? Stay tuned for the next chapter!