Hello all... Here's chapter three!

Story will be in Riddick, Shay, and possibly Johns's point of view.

Chapter 3: Hundred Bottles of Shitty Wine

Riddick pov

"So, Riddick, what's the game plan?"

I looked back at Shay as we approached the crashed ship. "I don't know, Sweet. Why don't we play with 'em a little? You know, make 'em squirm."

"Sounds like a plan, Big Bad." She answered as we dropped into low crouches behind the Englishman's post. The Wimp jumps as a thump is heard from somewhere else in the immediate vicinity… Ooh, big words… Shay would be so proud of me (scoff).

"God, he's such a wimp…"

I look back at her eyebrow raised, skeptical look gracing my oh-so-lovable mug, "If my memory serves me right love… you just jumped as well…"

"Shut up, Riddick."

"Make me, Deary, I dare ya." I shot back, a gamin smile spread across my face.

She rolled her eyes, "For someone so old, you sure are immature…"

"Care to say that again, Bitch?"

"What? Can't take the heat, geezer? Am I too hot for ya?" She gave a sexy little smirk. You want to fuck with me, Princess? I'm game.

I must say I enjoyed watchin' the shock filter through those oh-so-delicate features as I pulled her against my chest.

"Too hot for ya, baby? Oh and remember, you're only two years younger than me… I reckon that makes you old too…" I whisper my mouth moving against the top of her left ear, playin' with the 2 inch long barbell going through the cartilage there, knowing it drives her crazy.

She leans into me, "Not at all, Stud." She smirks cockily and gazes up at me, green eyes sparklin' in barely contained mischief.

I raise an eyebrow as I let her go and start up the post now that the wimp has gone to investigate the aforementioned thump. Shay follows and sits on the arm of the wimp's lawn chair as I sit back and take a long swig of the wimps wine… Never did like wine, much rather have a shot of fire whiskey; ya know stuff that burns… I hand the bottle over to Shay.

"God, this stuff sure ain't worth the money he paid for it, huh?"

"Ain't it the truth… Missin' Lupus Vodka, are we Shay?"

"Hell ya… that and good ole Vespa Fire Whiskey…" She smirks down at me and I chuckle.

Shots are fired as I take another swig of wine. I look toward the survivors to see the Aussie's woman covered in blood with her significant other pointing a gun at a formerly standing stranger… I'm guessing another survivor they accidentally killed thinkin' he was me. Tsk Tsk.

Shay's pov

I snap my head as shots are fired. The Aussie has shot a man. Don't know why but by the look on his face, I'd say it was an accident.

"Riddick, what's going on?"

"The Aussie just shot that man, thought it was me…"

"Dumbasses" If they just open their eyes and pull their heads out of their asses they'd be able to see us.

"Yup." Riddick downs some more alcohol before he gets up, pullin' me with him. We start to climb down the post as the Aussie loads the cooling body on a sled and starts toward the graves he was diggin'. Riddick follows but motions for me to stay in the shade, I obey. Riddick knows best of all. Yeah right. I roll my eyes as Riddick starts toward the grave site and I get comfortable.

About ten minutes later, I hear gunshots and screamin'. Thinkin' the worst, I jump to my feet and make my way to the gravesites. When I get there, I see the Aussie's woman, Shazza, I think, staring at Riddick in horror. Riddick spots me and takes off runnin', expectin' me to follow. I move to follow but someone short, skinny and not-so-masculine grabs hold of me. I shake out of the wimp's grip and follow Shazza who's already about 5 feet in front of me.

When I get there Riddick's on the floor and Johns is standin' over him, goggles in hand. Damn sucker-punchin' bastard. I try to get over to Riddick to help him but the wimp grabs me again this time with a better grip. So I'm forced to watch 2 things I'd never thought I'd see happen. 1) They're beatin' up Riddick… not the other way around… That doesn't happen very often. And 2) The person I think is the strongest man in the universe, incapable of feelin' pain, my best friend, is lyin' on the ground, helpless and hurtin'. I think I'm in shock.

By the time, I've popped out of my little monologue, the captain, Fry, I think, has gotten a hold of Shazza, but the bitch is still screamin' to kill Riddick. She kicks Riddick and Johns turns him over and cuffs Riddick. By now I'm just standin' there in shock… They got Riddick first…. That's just plain unusual…. I get caught first not the other way around. THEY'RE SCREWIN' WITH MY SYSTEM! I know that sounds pathetic, but in my crazy, chaotic life, there are few things that stay the same… and I like to cling to those few semblances of order… no matter how pathetic it makes me…

Johns looks at me and smirks at me and saunters over grabbin' my chin and forcin' me to look up at him, "So how does it feel to outlive your boyfriend, bitch?"

I spit at him and he wipes it off his face, lookin' as pissed as ever, "First of all, prick, Riddick isn't dead, he's unconscious. Second, He won't be out for long and you know it so, bastard, it would be in your best interest to move him while you can. And last of all, he's not my boyfriend."

"Right, my apologies, you're his whore."

I act faster than usual and put one of his fingers in my mouth and bite down hard. Johns gasps and jerks his hand out of my mouth, causing more pain. Dumb Bastard… He slaps me, smearing blood all over my face. I smile.

"Addin' insult to injury, are we Johns… You're just not all that smart. You know Riddick will gut you alive for touchin' me, didn't you learn back on Helion 4? From what I remember he left you a nasty little scar… What's worse is you left evidence and once Riddick sees your bloody stump of a finger, he's gonna know it was you…"

Johns growls and slaps cuffs on my wrist and pulls me out of the wimps grip. The wimp was, unfortunately my last vision before somethin' collided with the back of my head and everythin' went black.

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