At last! Chapter four is here! Hope this makes up for the long wait! Enjoy! :)

Chapter 4

"Why are you singing?" Galion asked.

"I like singing," Aragorn replied. "It makes me happy. I thought you liked singing."

"I did," Galion said. "Before I was over worked all the time." He burst into tears.

"It's okay," Aragorn said, patting him on the back. He handed him some Kool-aid.

Galion drank it, "thanks," he sniffed. Then, "Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?!"

"You're an elf too," Legolas said,

"Oh, right. I forgot."

"How can you forget?"

"It's..." Aragorn whispered something in Legolas's ear.

Legolas nodded, "Oh, yeah, that's right."

"LOOK! Elladan and Elrohir!" Aragorn exclaimed.

"What? What are they doing here!?" Galion's face started to get red.

"I sent them a text!" Aragorn said cheerfully, "I thought you would want their help!"

"Yes, they are very useful," Legolas put in.

"Oh, okay," Galion agreed as the twins came to a stop in front of them.

"Hey little bro!" Elladan said. Elrohir was drinking Kool-aid.

"Hello!" Aragorn greeted, he ran up and gave him a hug, then gave one to Elrohir. He then gave Elladan some Kool-aid.

"How are you today?" Legolas asked.

"Oh, you know. We just barely managed to escape a huge elf-eating dragon, while trying to steal its gold. I still don't understand why it got so mad." He shrugged, "Oh well. You know dragons, always grumpy."

"Mostly at you," Galion said.

"Yep!" Elrohir agreed. "We like to make them angry!"

"Do not," Elladan said.

"Do too."

"Do not!"

"DO TOO!"

"DO NOT!"

"DO TOO!"

"ENOUGH!"

The twins turned toward Galion, surprise on their faces. Galion was looking angry, so they reached up and took surprise off their faces.

"Now. Let us go to the Shire."

"We are already here," Aragorn asked.

"Wh- How?"

"Oh, I teleported us here."

"How?" Legolas asked.

"I don't want to know," Galion grumbled.

"I stole Batman's machine."

"YOU DID WHAT!" Batman appeared in front of the group.

Legolas shot him, and Aragorn threw some Kool-aid at him. He vanished.

.-.

Lindir finished uploading the photo to craigslist, and clicked the button to send the add out on the website. "There!" He exclaimed. "All done!"

He stood up and stretched, glad to be off the computer. He got out his flute, and had just started playing when he got the call. He carefully put down the flute, and picked up the dusty phone in the corner. He liked the phone, mostly because he never got a phone bill.

"Hello?"

"Hello!" A cheerful voice said. "My name is Faramir! I am from Gondor, and just saw you add on craigslist!"

Lindir glanced around, scuttled over to another corner, "Carry on."

"I would like to buy it! When can I come by and get it?"

"Um... Well, how soon can you be here?"

"Well, let's see. My schedule is open tomorrow afternoon, is that good?"

"Yes, yes, the sooner to the better."

"Well, you seem to be in a hurry to get rid of it. See you tomorrow!"

"Uh, right. You too."

There was a click as Faramir hung up.

"That wasn't so bad," Lindir said to himself. "Now I just have to get rid of Arwen for a day."

.-.

"Hello hobbit!" Legolas greeted, he crouched down to see him better. "What is your name?"

"Frodo," the hobbit replied.

"Nice to meet you, I am Legolas."

Frodo smiled, "You too."

"AHHH!" Legolas shrieked, "You're so cute and tiny!"

"Uh... thanks?"

Legolas gave him a hug.

"Legolas!"

Legolas looked up at Galion, "Yes?"

"We don't have time for this! We have to carry out our evil plans to take over middle earth!"

"Okay, fine," Legolas said. He got up, and followed Galion. Suddenly he turned around, ran back and gave Frodo another hug. "I love hobbits!"

"LEGOLAS!"

"Mfppftglrtlst," Legolas muttered running to catch up with the others.

"What was that?" Aragorn asked.

"Nothing."

Elladan and Elrohir suddenly screamed, and ran toward where two hobbits were trying to set off fireworks. "Do you need help?" Elrohir asked.

"This dumb lighter won't work," Merry grumbled.

"Of course not," Elladan replied. "Lighters don't talk."

Elrohir jerked a grenade out of his pocket, "Try this."

He tossed it, and Pippin caught it. He jerked the pin out.

"Now throw it!"

Pippin threw it toward a random ugly item. It blew up.

"AWESOME! ANOTHER!"

The twins just stood there.

"Well?" Elladan asked. "Are you going to give him another one?"

"I used them all up on the dragon."

"What about the ones in Ada's secret storage room?"

"Uh... I kind of used them all up on the waterfall and orcs."

"So that's why they all blew up," Elladan muttered. He pulled out a notepad and scribbled something down.

Meanwhile, Galion was trying to control the hobbits with his trophy. "It's not working!"

"Of course not," Legolas replied. "They are too cute!"

"Curse their cuteness!"

"I think their cuteness is cute," Aragorn said.

"Really?" Legolas asked, giving him the tenth look.

Aragorn blinked, "What does that look mean again?"

"Mftdagnugtfpplft!"

"Huh?"

"AHHH!"

"We must leave now!" Galion exclaimed. "Their cuteness is to strong!" The trophy shrunk down, and he stuck it in his pocket.

A creepy creature ran up, "Whats in its pocketess?"

Galion jerked the trophy out of his pocket, "Go away creepy creature!"

"AHH! It burns! Its burns! Put it away precious!"

"Only if you leave!"

The ugly, creepy creature ran off screaming.

"It always works," Galion said.

"You've only done it once," Aragorn said. Legolas would have said it, but he was too busy running around hugging hobbits.

"Whatever!" Galion flicked his hair fabulously, then swished his stolen Thranduil cape. "Let us leave now!"

"Where are we going?" Elladan asked. As he and the others ran after their new leader.

"Mordor!"

Legolas raised his hand.

"Yes?"

"Can we stop by Greenwood first?"

"Mirkwood," Elrohir whispered.

"Why?" Galion asked.

"Uh... to make sure my Ada has not overcome the power of the trophy, and is rising an army to overtake you."

"Hmm, good point," Galion said. "TO MIRKWOOD!"

"Greenwood."

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