Chapter 4, enjoy!

Warnings and Disclaimers in the first chapter!

Worst Night Ever?!

Confessions

"It's official, you're not gay," Carlos said to Diesel as he entered the penthouse above Rangeman, "You have the same face I have on, when I get a good fucking, who's the lucky woman?"

"Oh, just my feisty kitten," Diesel said walking over to the man who sat at a desk, looking at reports, "Oh, you're working, how was last night, you came rolling in late last night, did you get some?"

"Nah, it fell through, though that sexy curly brown haired woman, the one that was with your kitten, she was there, with some douche, I saved her from him and took her home."

"Oh, how noble, I didn't know you had it in you, Carlos, saving damsels in distress, not like your womanizing self." Diesel said sitting on the edge of the desk, "Are you losing your edge, you've been coming home with more slaps to the face and less panties in your pockets, you must be getting older, or the women aren't putting up your shit any longer."

"Must be the second one," Carlos said to Diesel, looking over numbers, "I'm only 34, I should start prowling for younger women."

"Whatever," Diesel said slipping off the desk, "One day, a woman is going to come in and steal that stone heart of yours, and you're not going to know how to handle it…."

"Up Shut the fuck," Carlos said giving Diesel the bird again, "Like I told you before, There won't be a woman coming in and stealing my heart, because….I won't let her!"

"Whatever you say man," Diesel said walking over to his bedroom, "I'm going to go take a shower, and try to get some work done…."

"You're going to work?" Carlos was stunned, Diesel never did like to work on anything, unless it was food related.

"Yeah, I ought to get a leg up on these Exterminators, right? I spoke to some people, apparently, no company has hired exterminators, since it's illegal to do so, so it must be someone more sinister…" Diesel said softly, "Which means…"

"No man, I thought those people were long gone," Carlos said getting up from his chair, going over to Diesel, "Shit, Collectors?"

Diesel nodded his head, making Carlos swear loudly again. Collectors, were people, who collected magical creatures, mostly purely for sport. Diesel had a feeling, this Collector wanted to collect this powerful witch for another reason, hopefully they'd find out soon.

"Welp, I'm off to take this shower and then go on and speak to some guys about this, I hope to get some news about all of this, hopefully." Diesel said to his friend, "Don't work too hard, okay?"

"Alright, I won't," Carlos said, before he dove back into his reports.

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"Mother, I have a problem," Heidi sighed over the phone, leaning back in her bed, "Can you hopefully give me the answer?"

"I can try, Daughter, fire away," Heidi's mother said with a giggle, making Heidi pout and huff.

"Let's not kid about fire, Mother, anyways, lately, I've been attracting men," Heidi started but her mother stopped her with a fit of laughter.

"Heidi, darling, we are witches, we attract males naturally, you've known this for a long time, silly goose."

"I know, mother, but let me finish!" Heidi sighed her eyes cut with anger, "Anyways! The attraction had been getting worse, the men are getting more demanding, begging me for marriage and the like, they never want to let me go, and that scares me. Am I emitting some kind of musk or something?"

"Oh dear, it's not normal for a male to want to keep a witch, you have been wearing protection and not letting any of your body touch a drop of semen, right?"

"Yes, Mother, I know what happens if I were to ever touch that…stuff," Heidi said with a huff, "Bad things happen, even if I can't get pregnant."

"Damn right," Heidi's mother said before she hummed softly and said, "I'll look into it, Darling, there has to be something at play, I'll call you to tell you , If I find something."

"Okay, Mother," Heidi said with a soft smile, "Be careful out there, Exterminators are about."

"You should be the careful one, darling, most Exterminators are male, and the way you've been attracting men, just be careful who you take to bed with, got it?

"Got it, Mother," Heidi said, before she hung up the phone, "Yeah, I ought to be careful with who I take to bed."

Heidi caressed the red flannel shirt she wore and let out a huff, laying back in her bed. She couldn't believe she let that man in her bed again! What would Stephanie think, oh yeah, she'd think Heidi was insane for letting that man back in that's what!

Heidi was pulled from her thoughts as her bedroom door opened and Diesel came walking in with a tray of breakfast food. Oh yeah, Diesel did stay the night over, didn't he?

"I made strawberry crème crepes and cheddar sirloin crepes," Diesel said watching Heidi attack her plate with relish, "I would have been faster, If I had known you were this hungry!"

"You kept me up all night long with sex," Heidi said pushing her now empty plate away from her, "Thank goodness Stephanie had to go into work early, she can't know that I'm fucking the Bar man."

"I'm insulted, I'm not a bar man, I just happened to be at the same club as you," Diesel said climbing into bed with Heidi and kissing her neck, earning a low groan, "A bar man wouldn't make you breakfast in bed, and he sure as hell wouldn't stay the night, holding you close, right?"

Diesel had a point, most bar men wouldn't even stay half the night, and when she took lovers, she liked the fact that they cuddled at night.

"We have to stop doing this, I haven't slept with another man but you," Heidi said as Diesel kissed her lips, "You're running my reputation."

"Good, I'd gladly ruin you for all men," Diesel said, kissing Heidi, before he pulled away, "But, if you want me to go, I'll go, I told you before, I'll respect your wishes, besides, I have to go and tend to some things, be safe, yeah?"

"Why do you keep telling me to be safe?" Heidi huffed, as Diesel pulled his clothes on, hiding that delicious body from Heidi, "I'm in the safest part of the city."

"Well, since you want to know," Diesel said, walking over to Heidi and kissing her, "I know what you are, and I'm worried about you, Exterminators are around, and I don't want nothing to happen to you, okay?"

"You know that I'm…" Heidi started, looking at Diesel who smiled and nodded his head.

"A witch, but don't worry, I'm the good guy, I'm on your side," Diesel said, kissing Heidi one last time, "Be safe, okay?"

Heidi nodded her head dumbly, "Okay, " her face flushing as Diesel caressed it softly, a smile on his face.

"Maybe there's a reason why my father told me not to sleep with witches," Diesel murmured looking into Heidi's eyes, "It's a good thing I'm so fucking hard headed, right? Then you wouldn't be graced by my sexiness-"

"Get out!" Heidi snapped, playfully, pushing at Diesel's chest, "Go and do whatever."

When Diesel left the apartment, Heidi let out a loud squeal and buried under her covers, now she didn't have to hide her witchiness from Diesel….though…how'd he know she was a witch? He never did say he'd be back to see her again, It's not like she wanted him around, but how in the hell-

Heidi had stuffed her hands in her pockets, and paused, pulling out a piece of paper, that had Diesel's phone number on it. Heidi huffed and put it in her night stand, it wasn't like she would call him anyways…

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Stephanie knew it had been a good idea to work in the park. It was a lovely spring day, the birds were chirping in the trees, the sun was shining, the sky blue and temperature was just right. Why spend this day locked in an office, when she could spend it outside!

Stephanie sipped on her iced coffee, making her way through reports when a slap rang through the nearly empty park. She looked up hearing a loud, "I hate you, Carlos Manoso!" and then a soft, "Again with the slapping of the face…"

Stephanie got up, placed her papers in her folder and walked over to the source of the voices, seeing Carlos standing at the edge of the park, with a red handprint on his cheek and a woman stomping away. Stephanie shook her head and walked over to Carlos, who smiled gave her a wave, "Babe, how are you today?"

"Better than you," Stephanie said watching the woman walk away, "Uh…a lover's spat?"

"You could say that," Carlos said walking over to Stephanie, "She didn't like what I was offering her."

"And what would that be?" Stephanie asked, rubbing Carlos's sore face with her iced coffee cup.

"I told her that I don't do relationships and I only want to fuck," Carlos said, with a smile, looking at Stephanie's face grimace in disgust, "You have a problem with my ideas, Babe?"

"You sound just like my roommate," Stephanie said, pulling away from Carlos, "Both of you are sick in the head, picking up people, and using them for your gratification, I voiced it to her before, but she doesn't care, and all I can hope for is that she doesn't endanger herself, playing with men. I'm sure one of these days, a man she used is going to come up to her and attack her…."

"You shouldn't say something like that," Carlos said, his voice serious, "That's something you should never say."

"Well, it's the truth, she uses these men, like they're nothing but cheap dollar store toys," Stephanie said with a huff glaring at Carlos, "And you do the same as well, I can't believe you two, you could pick up a disease, or anything!"

"I didn't know you cared, babe," Carlos placed a hand over his heart, leering at her, "Maybe, we could-"

"You deserved that slap, Carlos," Stephanie said walking away, "You're a fucking pig."

"I aim to please!" Carlos said waving goodbye to Stephanie, "See you later, Babe."

"Ugh!"

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"Do you know witches can't get pregnant?" Diesel looked up at his friend, shaking his head no, "Well now you know."

Diesel frowned and said, "Why can't they get pregnant?" he was really curious now, "I never knew that."

"it's the magic they posse," Diesel's friend said softly, shuffling the deck of playing cards he held in his hands, "When you get a gift such as that, you have something of equal importance taken away from you, like they ability to bear children."

"So why is it that most witches require men to wear condoms?" That made Diesel's friend give him a long and hard look, "I uh….know a guy who was dating a witch."

"Male semen is a potent aphrodisiac to a witch, not only does it turn them on, it turns up their magic, I know a man who had unprotected sex with a witch, by the time they found him, he looked like a corn husk, the witch fucked the life out of him, using her magic."

Diesel winced but his friend chuckled and said, "But for a demon of your class, I highly doubt a witch would fuck the life out of you, maybe make you pass out, but not kill you."

Diesel friend began to set up a game of solitaire, before saying, "Now, yes, I heard that a collector is out an about looking for a witch, a powerful one at that, it's because this witch is apparently, a life witch."

"Life witch?" Diesel asked, looking at his friend, who busied himself in the game, "What is a life witch?"

"A witch who can give birth," The man said with a smile, "Ah yes, I have your attention now, let me explain about Life witches."

Diesel leaned in and clasped his hands as his friend began the tale.

"Life witches are extremely powerful witches with the ability to give birth. Now it's not a fluke that they are able to give birth, the goddess who blessed women with the ability to use witchcraft, picks one witch every 2,000 years to bear a new generation of witches. It seems that the new cycle has arrived, and she has picked a witch to bear new witches. Somehow, this witch is in this city, and so that's why the collector has hired Exterminators to look for this witch, an offspring from a witch is a very powerful child, which is why the Collector wants to impregnate the witch with their offspring."

"Shit, no wonder why the Hub has us ou and about, protecting witches, any of them could be the Life Witch." Diesel sighed, looking at his friend, who nodded his head.

"Yup, be careful man, it's dangerous out here," Diesel's friend said watching Diesel get up from the booth they both sat in, "Oh, remember, don't forget to wear a condom, when you're having sex with that witch of yours!"

Diesel groaned softly, saying, "is it that obvious?"

"She must be something to have attracted you, I know you can deflect most witches' charms," Diesel's friend said with a smile, "Just be careful, okay?"

"Jeez, I can see what she means," Diesel muttered, walking out of the diner, "Hell, I'm getting annoyed with everyone saying be careful!"

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"Stephanie!" Heidi whined from her bedroom, making Stephanie groan, "I'm starving, what's for dinner?"

"It's your turn to cook," Stephanie said, earning a loud sound from Heidi, "Shut up, come out here and cook!"

"No! Don't wanna!" Heidi said appearing in the doorway of her room, "Let's go out, my treat."

"Lazy," Stephanie said, but who was she to turn down free food, "Come on, let's go, where are we going to eat?"

"Uh, that cool ass steakhouse that's down the street," Heidi said pulling on her shoes, "I made reservations already, we have 40 minutes to be there."

They walked briskly down the street, the cool April air playing with their hair. Stephanie suggested that they take a taxi, but Heidi said why pay ten bucks to walk down four blocks. It wasn't too busy on the streets, a few cars here and there and a few people walking down the sidewalk, they wold be at the restaurant in maybe a couple of minutes.

Stephanie and Heidi made a left turn down a sidewalk, when hands grabbed them both, dragging them into an alleyway, both woman screaming an fighting.

"Is this how you treat a woman!?" Stephanie yelped as she and Heidi were tossed onto a wooden pallet, "Jeez, are you trying to break my ass!"

"Okay, so…which one is the witch?" A man asked looking at Heidi and Stephanie, "It has to be one of these two, I could sense it from a mile away."

Stephanie began laughing saying, "Holy shit! What are you two smoking?! Witches don't exist, that's all fantasy and Harry Potter shit!"

Stephanie turned to Heidi laughing, "They think we're witches, that's a-"

"I'm the witch," Heidi said with a puff of air, "Now, how about you let my friend here go, and we can settle this like grownups."

"Heidi?" Stephanie asked weakly as Heidi got up from the wooden pallet, "Heidi, are you on something?"

"I didn't think I had to tell you, but I'm a witch," Heidi said with a smile, "And I guess, you guys are Exterminators."

"It's not safe for a pretty witch like yourself to be walking about, doesn't matter now, you seem quite powerful, maybe you're the one we're looking for."

""What the fuck are you talking about?" Stephanie started, getting up and going over to Heidi, "What are they talking about, Heidi?"

"I don't know myself." Heidi said, pulling Stephanie behind her, "Come on, let's get out of here."

"Ah, ah, ah….little witch," one of the men said, before he took out a white flower, "You're not going anywhere."

Heidi took a step back, her eyes wide with horror, "How do you-"

"White orchids, a potent flower that makes witches weak and as powerful as newborn kittens," The man said, walking up to Heidi, who pushed Stephanie back, "Now, why don't we take a walk-OUCH! WHAT THE FUCK!"

Stephanie had picked up a glass bottle and threw it at the man holding the flower, hitting him in the head making him drop it. She grabbed Heidi's hand and tugged it hard saying, "Come on Heidi," Pushing past the group of stunned men, "Let's get out of here."

The two ran out the alleyway and down the sidewalk, ignoring the loud, "Don't just stand there, go get those fucking bitches!"

"What the fuck!" Stephanie said as they ran down the sidewalk, "What's going on!? Why do they want you, Heidi?! Is that a man you tossed aside!?"

"No, it's a long and complicated story!" Heidi said as the two ran across a busy street, "One I'll tell you, once we're safe from those bozos!"

"We should run back home!" Stephanie said, earning a snot from Heidi.

"And lead them to my house!?" Heidi asked looking at Stephanie, "no way! We'll find something-"

Both Heidi and Stephanie yelped, stopping in time, before they ran into a Black SUV. The door opened and Carlos said, "Get inside, ladies, we don't have much time."

Stephanie and Heidi didn't need to be told twice, they climbed in the SUV, and Carlos slammed the door shut, and peeled off, just in time, because the Exterminators had rounded the corner and had been coming right at them.

"Are you two alright?" Carlos asked the two, looking at Heidi and Stephanie, who were squished in the front seat of the SUV.

"Yeah, we….just…..need….a…..moment," Heidi wheezed, looking up at Carlos, "I'm so fucking out of breath!"

Stephanie leaned back in the chair and said, "Heidi, what Is going on?"

"Like I told you in the alley, I'm a witch and those men were exterminators," Heidi started, but Carlos stopped her.

"For now, take a breather, you two," Carlos said looking at the women, "Let me take you back to my place, Diesel should be there, you can explain it all to Stephanie there, Heidi, I think there's some things you should here from us, as well."

Heidi turned to Stephanie and said, "I'll tell you when we get to his place, hey Carlos, can we stop somewhere, I'm fucking starving!"

"Me too, times like this calls for some greasy fast food," Stephanie said, earning a loud, "Yeah!" from Heidi, "We need lots of fast food, stop at every place!"

"Whatever," Carlos said, "I'm surprised you two aren't fat from thinking about all that fatty food…"

Carlos knew it was a mistake to say it, the moment he thought about saying it. Moments later, two loud slaps rang through the SUV, and Carlos was now sporting two red hand-prints on both cheeks.

" Maybe I ought to get a tattoo of hand prints, that way…it really wouldn't fucking matter…" Carlos growled, his eye twitching.

"Maybe you shouldn't insult women!" Stephanie said, her hands on her hips, "Jackass."

TBC…..

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