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He Sucks!

They finally arrived at the club and walked together inside. The hostess smiled at them all and showed them to a booth seat in the back of the club. "Is this big enough for you?" she asked to nobody in particular.

Emmett chimed in with a mock-cough, "Cough-That's what he said-Cough."

Carlisle, ignoring his wanna-be comedian son, "This will do just fine. Thank you." The hostess nodded. Everyone took their seats.

"Would you like to see a menu?" the hostess asked.

"Yes, please." she handed out menus to each couple.

"Your waitress this evening will be... Candy." she smiled and walked back to her post at the front door.

Emmett yet again, "That's what she said."

"Emmett, could you cool itfor just a minute. Besides, that game sucks." Carlise chided.

"It's not just the game that sucks, Carlisle." Edward motioned with his eyes, "He sucks, in general."

"That's fine." he paused, "That's what the vamp said." Emmett said with a boastful laugh. To this Rose smacked Emmett on the back of the head. Emmett gave her the pout look while rubbing the spot where she'd hit him.

"Dude! Seriously! Come on now." Edward said exasperatedly.

Just then Candy showed up. "Hi. I'm Candy, I'll be your waitress tonight. What can I get for you?" She began with Edward on the left end of the booth and went down the line.

"Burger."-Edward

"Potato wedges."- Bella

"Jack n' Coke. Jalapeno poppers."-Carlisle

"Water."- Esme

"Chicken fingers. Cherry Coke." -Nessie

"Burger. Fries."- Jake

"Water."- Alice

"Burger and a Coke, Please."- Jasper

"Alrighty, I'll back with your orders in a jiffy." she said in an all too perky voice.

"Really, Carlisle? A Jack n' Coke?" Esme asked, voice full of concern. Sure he's not going to be really drinking it, but it says something about the mood you're in.

"Of course, Sweetie. Why wouldn't I? I've supposedly got like- what- eight teenagers now? I think I deserve a drink now and then." Carlisle joked, placing his arm around Esme and cuddling her closer to him.

They joked and chatted for a bit, waiting for the waitress to bring out their orders.

I decided to just cut it off there.. lol! :P

I'm soooo evil. I love it!

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