I'm back with another chapter, sorry it's late. Please enjoy! :)
Brittany Pierce wants a unicorn for her birthday.
Harry Potter-Britt, unicorns don't exist.
Brittany Pierce-Yes they do! I want mine to poop out cotton candy and jelly beans.
Kurt Hummel-Unicorns only exist in Harry Potter and fantasy, Brittany.
Santana Lopez-Leave Britt alone, unicorns are awesome.
Hermione Granger-Says who?
Draco Malfoy-Why a unicorn?
Harry Potter-I've been asking myself the same question for the past five minutes.
Santana Lopez-Shut it, Potty!
Hermione Granger-Guys, stop arguing all the fucking time!
Harry Potter-O_O
Ron Weasley-HERMIONE, YOU SWORE. *DIES*
Draco Malfoy-O_O
Kurt Hummel-O_O
Quinn Fabray-O_O
(Brittany Pierce likes this)
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Draco Malfoy and Santana Lopez are in a relationship.
Harry Potter-Draco+Santana=BADASS COUPLE.
Quinn Fabray-This is awkward.
Brittany Pierce-A unicorn just appeared in my room. :)
(Mercedes Jones likes this)
Kurt Hummel-BRITTANY! FOR THE FIVE MILLION GAZILLION AZILLION TIME, UNICORNS DON'T EXIST!
Santana Lopez-Alright Lady Lips, calm down. You're not at a football match.
Hermione Granger-Once again, I've logged on and you're all arguing about something.
Draco Malfoy-Shut the fuck up, Granger!
Hermione Granger-Why don't you shut the fuck up for once in your fucking life!
(Luna Lovegood, Blaine Anderson and 14 others like this)
Harry Potter-O_O
Kurt Hummel-O_O
Draco Malfoy-Don't push it, Granger! My father will hear about this!
Santana Lopez-Come back to Facebook when you come up with something original to type. Thank you and have a nice day.
Quinn Fabray-Santan is right, you know.
Draco Malfoy-Shut ya mouth!
Quinn Fabray-Grrr
(Mercedes Jones likes this)
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Today is Blaine Anderson's birthday!
Kurt Hummel-Happy birthday, my love. xxx
Blaine Anderson-Aww, thanks Kurt. xxx
Draco Malfoy-Happy B-DAY, Blaine. Boys night out, tonight. Yeah?
Ron Weasley-YEAH!
Draco Malfoy-Except you, Weaselbee.
Harry Potter-Draco, don't be tight!
Draco Malfoy-Did you just call me by my first name?
Harry Potter-Errr, yeah.
Rachel Berry-Hi guys!
Draco Malfoy-Sod off, Berry! This is a guy conversation!
Rachel Berry-I was just saying happy birthday to Blaine, geez.
Blaine Anderson-Thanks, Rachel.
Draco Malfoy-Now sod off, Berry!
(Noah Puckerman and Santana Lopez likes this)
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Brittany Pierce-I like ducks. :)
Kurt Hummel-Okay...
Draco Malfoy is now single.
Harry Potter-Hahaha, told you it wouldn't work out. All you and Santana did was sha-
Draco Malfoy-Shut the fuck up, Potter!
Quinn Fabray-Congrats, Malfoy.
(Cho Chang, Hermione Granger and 12 others like this)
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Kurt Hummel has friended Tina Cohen-Chang again.
Harry Potter-Finally...
Santana Lopez-Any more fights between fake stuttering Asian and Lady Lips and I'm gonna go all Lima Heights on all ya asses!
Draco Malfoy-What do you think is the perfect ship names for Rachel and all the dudes?
Hermione Granger-Pezberry.
Ron Weasley-Samchel.
Tina Cohen-Chang-Cherry.
Noah Puckerman-For me and Rachel, Puckleberry.
Finn Hudson-That's good, I gotta admit.
Jesse -St. Berry
Draco Malfoy-Fuck off, Jesse!
Brittany Pierce-******* to the ******** you mother ****** jackass ****** go **** yourself in a library with loads of ******* trolls you mother ****** and never come back!
(Everyone likes this except Jesse )
Hermione Granger-?
Noah Puckerman-O_O
Sorry it's late, it's finding time since I've been really busy with school and homework. Please review. :)