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(Scone comes off in Will's hand)
Will: Damn! It's a good thing I have my handy-dandy (Dramatic pause) portable welder! (Pulls welding helmet out of nowhere and welds scorn back on.) "Ha! Once again my super blacksmith powers prevail!"
Gov. Swann: Mr. Turner? Where you speaking to someone?
Will: No! No one at all. I have your order here sir! (Offers box to Gov. Swann)
Gov. Swann: (Looks at box) But I ordered an extra-large cheese with pineapple…
Will: (Opens box)
Gov. Swann: Oh! That order! Yes, that's fine, just fine. (Picks up sword.) Boy it's heavier than it looks!
Will: The tang is nearly the full width of the blade, that's gold filigree laid into the handle.
Gov. Swann: And that means….?
Will: (Takes sword from Gov. Swann and does the flippy thing)
Gov. Swann: Ah! Impressive, Commodore Norrington will be most impressed with this.
Will: This is for Norrington?
Gov. Swann: Yeah, why?
Will: Nothing, I'd have just done a couple of things differently. (Has visions of inscribing sword with Voodoo curses)
Gov. Swann: Gives my regards to your master.
Will: Actually, I made it.
Gov. Swann: HAHAHAAAHAHAH!!! Really Will, you have the best sense of humor! Hahhahaa…
Elizabeth: Will!
Will: Elizabeth!
Gov. Swann: Mr. Turner!
Will: I mean, Ms. Swann!
Elizabeth: Father!
Gov. Swann: Fine!
Elizabeth: Will!
Will: Elizabeth!
Voiceover: BINGO!
Will…
Elizabeth…
Gov. Swann…
Voiceover: Okay, okay. (Grumbles under breath) Geezs, can't you guys take a joke?
Elizabeth: What was that?
Voiceover: Nothing! Back to the movie!
Elizabeth: Will! I had a dream about you last night!
Will: Really? Were we doing anything interesting?
Gov. Swann: I don't think this is appropriate.
Elizabeth: Hush Father! It was just about the day we pulled Will out of the middle of the ocean.
Gov. Swann: (Relieved)
Will: (Disappointed. Curbs brain from thinking about other nightly activities involving Elizabeth)
Elizabeth: And I stole that piece of jewelry from you!
Will: What jewelry?
Elizabeth: (Holds up gold piece)
Will: Hay! I'd thought I lost that!
Elizabeth: Of course not! I've been keeping it safe for you so you can't loose it!
Will: Oh, yeah! Of course!
Elizabeth: So can I continue to keep it safe for you? (Pouts)
Will: (Drools) Uh, sure, whatever you want.
Elizabeth: Goody! (Kisses Will on cheek)
Gov. Swann: Okay…um I think it's time to go now. (Drags Elizabeth out the door and into the carriage)
Elizabeth: Bye Will!
Will: Good-bye, Elizabeth….