-Sj-

I was switching classes when I saw brown haired kid running for his life. I frowned, disappointed that I wasn't the one that put the fear in his eyes.

Looking further down the hallway I spotted...Greg?...Gary?...G...Gilbert! I remember now. I saw Gilbert running as well with bloody murder written on his face and wondered why he was truing to kill the kid. I grabbed the boys arm as he ran by.

"Get to class and I'll deal with Gilbert" He daintily straightened his cloths and frowned. "And who are you to give orders?" I cocked my eyebrow and spoke in a creepy calm voice. "Would you rather I let him kill you?" He franticly shook his head a ran away, just as Gilbert caught up.

He sent me an annoyed look. "Aw! Why'd you let the brat get away!?" I shrugged. "Felt like it" His eyes rolled. "So, why were you after him in the first place?" "Because he got me a weeks worth of detention!" I smirked. "You must be used to getting in trouble thou right?"

"Well yeah, but I get detention for doing something Awesome. Not because of my prissy cousin!" I pinched his cheek. "Aw, poor baby. Don't worry. I'll make you feel better"

-Gilbert-

I blinked. 'Hows she gunna do that?' she looked thoughtful for a moment. "You said you got a weeks worth correct?" "Yessss?" I answered slowly. "And we have next class together?" I nodded. She chuckled. And gestured for me to follow.

As we walked into history I grew nervous about what she was going to do. Suddenly, I high pitched voice rang out. "Well. How nice of you two to join us. Care to make up a ridicules excuse as to why your late?"

I gulped. She scares everybody. But just as I opened my mouth to stutter out a reply, Sj said something that had the room howling in laughter.

"Oh I am terribly sorry your majesty Sir. But Gilbert and I were much to busy having le sexytimes in the men's restroom (which now needs to be cleaned) to care about being on time"

Her mouth hung open in shock. "You... TAKE YOUR SEATS!" But she jumped up on the teachers desk. Playing some mean air gituar and singing: "I said so what? I'm still a rock star! I got my rock boots, and I don't need you!-" "Your in scrious trouble young lady!" "Oh I wanna get is trouble, oh I wanna start a fight!"

The class was dieing.

"Kiss me, k-k-kiss me! Infect me with your lovin, fill me with your poison!" "GET DOWN FROM THERE!" Sj was now hopping from desk to desk. And sang the unthinkable.

" 'cuause I may be bad, but I'm perfictaly good! And theres sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it! Sticks and stones may break my bones but CHAINS AND WIPPS EXSIGHT MEEE!"

"DETENTION FOR YOU, YOU JUVINIAL DELINQUENT!"

"Fuck yeah! Can I have a weeks worth?" "A WEEKS DETENTION!" With a satisfied smirk she sat down in her seat.

Smiling goofily in aw as she winked at me.

A/N: Oooooh! Who thinks Gilbert's starting to have a thing for her? Lol