A/N: This one took me a little bit longer coz well I had to do a little research. a whole hour went writing this one. Until tomorrow! S.K.

Day 4: Inappropriate Flirting

She's mine, I thought as I sat in the black box sprawled out on the couch that stat on the stage. We were playing Sikowitz's version of "Who's line is it anyway?" It is an improv game, with no real scoring system. But it is a lot of fun to watch, and be in at that. Right now I was watching Tori and Andre do an interpretive dance about two chickens trying to fly and failing miserably. And I was grinning like a loon because all I could think about is how I wanted to get her under me after our date tonight.

The girl is mine, mine, mine… I sang in my head, as the little bell on our psycho teacher's podium went off and the scene ended. I was lost in thought as Tori plopped down next to me on the couch then leaned into me placing her head on my shoulder. Her hand Landed on my thigh just below the hem of my skirt and she began to toy with the fishnets under her fingers.

"You'll pay for that tonight?" I mumbled in her ear.

She looked up at my face and smirked. "You promise?" I gave a silent laugh. "Date three and a half, I'm ready."

I looked at her and saw the thinly veiled lust in her eyes. "A half?"

"I count that first date at Nozu as a half, because I wanted you then." She murmured against the skin of my neck. Her hand moved a little further up my thigh.

Here I was thinking I was going to get her under me, when all along she was waiting to pounce. "Tori and Jade!" Sikowitz shouted to get our attention. "Center stage if you will. You will tell a story using seeming unrelated lines… Go!"

I looked at my girl, and I'm at a loss… "Um," I begin just staring at her trying to snap out of the mindset I had been in just before being called to the stage. "Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line…" Then I grinned as I figure, I should just tell the story in my head, I wonder if she'll get this? "But since you have an opening and I have a line…"

She got it. Her eyebrow rose and she smirked evilly, "Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?" Oh Tori you little minx.

Lets see how far I can take this. "I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."

She blushed a little but recovered quickly. "Oh Great! I have a job for you," she said coming closer her face conveyed an urgency. "But it blows…"

Now there were snickers going around the room. I grinned… "Okay, what is it? And by the way, the word of the day is "legs" let's go spread the word." There was a guffaw that I knew all too well. Beck was all out laughing along with Andre in the corner.

"Well, Will you help me find my puppy?" She said putting a helpless and innocent look on her face. "I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street."

"Awww…" Cat said. I don't think she's caught on just yet.

"Sure!" I said confidently, "I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?" I didn't know if Sikowitz was oblivious to what we were trying to say, or he was enjoying it as much as the guys seemed to be.

"Oh… you know my puppy and I are just like Winnie the poo." She said wistfully, I didn't know just where she was going with this Disney reference. It was weird so I waited to see what she meant. "I'd like to get my nose stuck in your honey jar." Oh wow… I blushed violently and turned my head away from the audience who where now raucous in laughter.

I fought to control myself, "I… Um," I stammered, "I'm leaving this place. Do you want to cum?"

"Sure!" She said grinning because she has me all flustered. "What time do you get off? Can I watch?" She said and walked to the other side of the stage. Putting some distance between us so I could think.

"Gee, that's a nice set of legs," I said and glanced at Sikowitz to see any reaction, he was dazed on his coconut milk. " What time do they open?"

It was her turn to blush. "Ah…" she said trying to come up with a quick pick up line, what she came up with was an epic fail. "Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track."

I chuckled, and my swagger was back. I quirked a brow and came closer to her. "I know I'm not a library book, but I do believe you're checking me out."

Her swagger was back, and things were beginning to get tense in the room. We were almost nose-to-nose, and her smirk was as sexy as I knew mine was. She looked down at my body the lust that had been there just before we got called up was back and she spoke softly. "That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

"Okay…" Sikowitz began to interject.

But we kept it going. "Do you know what'd look good on you? Me." I said. Laughter.

"Girls—"

"Do you like jigsaw puzzles?" She asked, "Let's go to my room and put our pieces together." More laughter.

"LADIES—"

"Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"?" I ignored the man. "Want to try?" There were people rolling on the floor now literally.

"Girls, that's enough now—"

"You've been a bad girl." Tori said sternly, "Go to my room." Even I giggled at that one.

"Jade, not another word—"

"I just want to make you part of my complete breakfast." I finished, and he room exploded yet again. Sikowitz' head looked like it might do the same.

"Jade and Tori! To Lane's office immediately!" He shouted. I grabbed my girl's hand and ran out the black box and didn't stop until we collapsed in the hallway in front of her make it shine locker.

"we are in some deep shit." Tori said collapsing against me.

"I know, I guess we'll be grounded for a while…" I stated catching my breath.

"Yeah… I guess we have to push date three and a half back a little." We stopped laughing then and just stood there silently.

"It was worth it though." I whispered.

She looked at me and smiled then she kissed me. "Yeah, it was."