Missing!
By: NellySama
A/N: Sorry the last chapter sucked. It did. Sucked. Ass. Right, I'm super excited. Spring break. This Friday. Yes. Anyway, trying to get my creative juices flowing. So hopefully this chapter will be awesome.
Series: Na-Ru-To!! Genre: Humor, Mystery, Extreme out of character -ness Characters: Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Orochimaru, Zest, Setting: Akatsuki Tower -made up building- Back when Orochimaru was still a member of Akatsuki…Or Dawn as some people call it. Rating: t-for language, maybe? Format: Un-Script. TT.TT Wish me luck. Parings: Slight Itachi Kisame ness, cuz Itachi is being adorable.
Summary: It's a peaceful day at Akatsuki Tower, until there is a blood curdling scream. Two things from Itachi's room have gone missing! Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, and Orochimaru go on a mini-quest to find the missing items and to figure out just what they are.
Warnings: I guess I should put this here. Language.
Disclaimer: No. Not mine; it belongs to that one guy. I can't remember his name for the life of me. Random fact of the week: Okay, for the English dub-sayers. Akatsuki pronounced. Ah.Kaht.Ski But fast. Like Akatsuki. Try it. Also Trampoline burns hurt worse than rug burns.
Chapter 4 Orochimaru You Whore!
And so, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, and the oddly quiet Zetsu, rampaged through the forest looking for the evasive snake. Itachi was in the lead, leaping from tree to tree, glaring everywhere, hoping to catch the pedophilic man with the Magenkyo. Kisame was right behind Itachi looking this way and that. Deidara and Zetsu were setting up a trap into front of the Akatsuki tower for Orochimaru. There were having no luck finding the snake, so they tried searching for another hour, and then gave up.
Unbeknownst to them, Orochimaru was hiding up in his room, giggling like a mad man…that sounded like an evil little girl laughing. He looked at Itachi's precious items and snickered. Oh how he loved this, blackmail on Itachi. No one would ever suspect the 'Great Itachi-Sama' would do something like this! "Keekeekee." He sat up with a start when he heard the front door open and slam close. He heard the angry pulsating sonic booms of Itachi's anger. Orochimaru decided he'd walk down the stairs and say that'd he'd been taking a nap and didn't hear them leave. The evil snake would act like he knew nothing about what he actually knew. He pocketed Itachi's things and headed down the stairs.
Itachi glared and growled angrily as the snake, and Kisame had to hold him back from all out attack the man before he had a chance to speak.
"OROCHIMARU!"
"Itachi?" Oro smiled 'innocently'. Itachi got up in his face.
"You slut, where the hell have you been?!"
The snake looked away from Itachi. "I went up to take a nap, that's all. I just noticed you guys just came back from somewhere. Where'd you go?"
Deidara huffed annoyed. "Yeah whatever, Orochimaru!"
Kisame grabbed Orochimaru by his collar and looked at him with his beady little shark eyes. "You're Lying." Lying with a capital 'L', which must be pretty bad lying, since its all proper and capital.
"What do you mean? I'm not lying!" Orochimaru stuttered in his defense, curses! They had found him out! What should he do? Make a break for it? He decided so and kicked from Kisame's grasp, and booked it out the door laughing insanely.
"Yes! Yes I have your things Itachi! But you'll never catch me! You can't catch me! I'm the pedophile man! Tee hee hee hee!!"
Itachi and the others followed him with their fists in the air, "OROCHIMARU YOU WHORE!!"
After a few hours of straight on constant running, they all tackled Orochimaru's feet and cause him to trip and eat it so hard! He freaking landed on a camp fire!
"AUUUUUGGHHHHHH MY FACE IS ON FIRE!!!!! AUUUGGGH!!" The snake began running in circles as Deidara laughed his ass off. Kisame applauded and Itachi was victorious, snuggling his precious items with a huge smile on his face. Then Deidara got an idea and ran off back to the house. Kisame nearly jumped out of his shark-like skin with Zetsu appeared in a tree next to him.
"….Yo." Munch, Munch. He was eating Doritos again.
Kisame stared wearingly at the plant person. "...Hey."
"Fmat mnar yosh geemse doems?"
"What?"
Chew, chew swallow. "What are you guys doing?"
"Nothing…Where do you keep getting those?" Takes the bad away and starts eating them. At this point in time Orochimaru is rolling on the ground in pain and Itachi is kicking sand in his eyes.
"From some fat kid in Konoha..."
"HEYYY GUYS!!! GRAB THESE!!" Deidara shouted, running at them throwing shovels into the air. Everyone caught one and they used their ninja skill to dig a bottomless pit in less than five seconds. Orochimaru looked at it in terror. Itachi smiled. Everyone smiled; they all knew what was going to happen.
The snake tried to get away from the edge of hole, but no luck, everyone blocked his way. He glared at Itachi. "You wouldn't dare!"
Itachi looked at him with a smirk, "Oh yes, I dare. You stole my stuff. For that you shall pay! KUKUKUKUKU!!"
Thunder and lighting boomed, and the sky got dark and everyone began giggling evilly. Deidara, Kisame and Zetsu backed from the hole a bit as Itachi came in closer, almost pushing Orochimaru off the edge. He sneered at the frightened snake. "What do you have to say for you self? Huh?! What?! NUTHIN! Didn't think so!!"
Orochimaru was freaking, pulling out his hair, freaking. "This….. This!!!"
"This what, whore?!"
"THIS IS MADNESS!!!"
Itachi twitched.
"THIS IS MADNESS!!"
Itachi took a deep breath and looked the snake straight in the eye. "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!"
BAM! Orochimaru plummeted into the bottomless pit, never to be seen again. Deidara was applauding wildly, whilst Zetsu and Kisame cheered, "FLAMING GLORY! FLAMING GLORY! WOOT!! WOOT!!!"
"Yes. I'm bad ass."
"Yaaay!!" Everyone did a dance and went home.
A few hours later everyone was crowded in Itachi's room trying to get a peek of his precious items, which were obviously pictures. But of what? No one could figure it out. Itachi snickered and ran around the house singing. "LA LA LA LAAAA. You guys are looosers because you don't know what theeesee aaaaaaree!!"
And so they four happy missing nins rampaged throughout their house playing tag and find the kunai all night long. No one ever found out what Itachi's things were, and its best to leave it that way or else he'll kill you.
The End…
Or is it?
Yeah it is.
Okay.
Loser.
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Review Please, tell me what you thought, it I should write more Naruto fanfiction or I suck or w.e, oh flames are delicious, just like the blood of my enemies.
NellySama