Chapter 4: He's obviously a bitch, so why am I HIS bitch?

Naruto snatched Sasuke's questionnaire from him and looked over his answers as Sasuke found Naruto's in his pile of papers.

Konoha Private Academy Entrance Form

1. Name: Uchiha Sasuke

2. Age: 15

3. Gender: Male

4. Sexual Orientation (Please Choose One): Straight Bi Gay…

5. Hair Color: Black

6. Eye Color: Black

7. Skin Color: Pale

8. Height: 5'

9. Weight: 93lbs

10. Are you left or right handed? ambidextrous

"What does ambidextrous mean?" Naruto mumbled more to himself than to Sasuke.

"It means both of my hands are dominate." Sasuke replied. He was laying on his side with his head propped up on his right hand. He was starring at Naruto as he looked over Sasuke's answers. Sasuke had already finished reading Naruto's and he was just waiting for the blond to realize who was boss.

Naruto nodded in understanding and went back to reading.

11. How would you describe your body type? Appropriately Muscled

"Conceded much," the blond mumbled under his breath.

12. Any tattoos, scars, or other distinguishing marks? No

13. How do you feel about school? I would find it useful if my teachers were smarter then me.

14. Do you like sports? Of course, I always win.

Naruto rolled his eyes.

15. How would you describe your energy levels? I am active, but I use my energy wisely.

16. Do you scare easily? Excuse me?

17. How would you describe your personality? Flawless.

Naruto almost puked in his mouth.

"What's wrong with you?" Sasuke snapped.

"Nothing, you're just delusional. Flawless really?" Naruto laughed.

"I'm sorry, is the awesome scaredy cat really in any position to talk?" Sasuke countered.

Naruto huffed, "ass" and went back to reading.

18. Would you consider yourself submissive or dominate? Dominate…Obviously.

19. Do you want children? Of course, the Uchiha clan must regain prominence.

20. If female…

21. If male would you be willing to under go a procedure to allow you to have children? No.

"Teme I am not going to be your breeding mare!" Naruto yelled.

"Do you even remember what you put down?" Sasuke replied.

Naruto blushed and looked away in embarrassment.

"You put and I quote; 'Yes, if I'm with a guy and he wants me to.'" Sasuke read.

Naruto's eye twitched, but he held his tongue and went back to reading.

22. Do you masturbate? Of course, I am a teenage boy after all.

23. Do you touch your happy place? … Idiots

Naruto blushed and refused to look up at Sasuke, he could practically feel the teme's smug smirk.

24. How often? At least once a day.

25. Would you consider yourself kinky? I suppose some of the things I find arousing could be considered kinky.

"You're going to rape me!" Naruto screamed.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, "just finish reading Dobe."

Naruto was slightly afraid to continue, however, at the moment he was more afraid of disobeying Sasuke. So he timidly went back to reading.

26. If your sexual orientation is anything other than gay or straight which gender do your prefer?

27. Do you care about your partners sexual preference? No, I only care if he has wondering eyes.

28. Do you care about your partner's age? I would prefer someone in my grade.

29. Do you have a preference of hair color for a lover? If yes please state your preference. I like blonds.

30. Do you have a preference of eye color for a lover? If yes please state your preference. Blue eyes.

31. Do you have a preference in skin color? I suppose I like tan skin the most.

Naruto groaned.

32. Do you have a preference in height? Shorter than me.

33. Do you have a preference in weight? As long as it's healthy.

34. Do you have a preference in body type? Delicate.

"I am not Delicate!" Naruto whined.

"Would you prefer dainty?" Sasuke smirked.

"Fuck you Teme," Naruto growled.

"I think it has been established that you are the one who will be getting fucked Dobe." Sasuke replied.

Naruto yelled and pounced on his fiancé.

After a few seconds Sasuke easily pinned Naruto under him. Naruto panted and struggled under the bigger boy in frustration.

"Teme get off me!" Naruto shouted in rage, bucking his hips to get Sasuke off. Sasuke smirked and leaned down so his mouth was next to Naruto's ear.

"You know Dobe you may want to stop moving like that, unless of course you want to practice for our wedding night." To accentuate his point Sasuke rubbed his hardening crotch against Naruto. This caused the blond to blush like a tomato and go completely still. Feeling it was safe Sasuke got off his traumatized Dobe and looked at him smugly.

"I knew you were going to try and rape me." Naruto hissed at the other teen.

"Oh stop being over dramatic and finish reading the questions." Sasuke snapped getting annoyed.

Naruto hissed again before picking up the now crumpled paper.

35. Do you have a preference for hand dominance? Not really.

36. Do you find tattoos, scars, or other distinguishing marks attractive in a partner? Yes.

37. Do you care how your partner feels about school? He doesn't have to like school, they just have to be willing to learn.

38. Do you care if your partner likes sports? He doesn't have to play sports, but he does have to like them.

39. Do you prefer a high energy partner? Yes, I don't want a lazy lover.

40. Do you mind if your partner scares easily? Not really, I will be able to protect him from anything.

"Yeah but whose going to protect me from you," the blond grumbled.

Sasuke glared at the blond; silently daring him to look up.

Naruto had learned his lesson and kept his gaze on the paper.

41. What kind of personality do you want in a partner? I want someone entertaining.

42. Does it matter if your partner is talkative or not? As long as he knows when to shut up talking fine.

43. Does the financial standing of your partner matter? I have money enough for both of us, but I don't want a gold digger.

44. Do you prefer a dominate or submissive partner? Submissive of course.

Naruto twitched.

45. Do you care if your partner wants children or not? We are having children.

46. If female…

47. If male in a homosexual relationship would you want your partner to under go a proceeder to be able to carry your child? Well I'm not going to do it.

"I'm not going to be you're fucking baby factory," Naruto hissed.

"I'm not say that you have to be a house wife, just that you are the wife in our relationship." Sasuke was getting bored of these pointless conversations.

Naruto growled.

48. Does your partner's sex-drive matter? Yes, he should have one.

49. If your partner wanted to engage in intercourse and you did not, what would you do? Say no, but if he was good I would give him a hand job.

The blond blushed brightly.

50. What if you want to engage in intercourse and your partner did not? I am confident in my ability to arouse my lover.

At that he snorted out a laugh.

51. If you saw a stranded bunny in the road what would you do?

I would glare at the rabbit until it got out of my way.

"How dare you treat a bunny like that!" Naruto yelled.

"Because Ramen Man and Bunny is so much better." Sasuke taunted.

"Fuck you Teme! You're just jealous because my answer is awesome!" Naruto countered.

"Please, your answers clearly scream Uke." Sasuke snapped.

"Well at least they don't prove I'm a conceited ass like your's do!" Naruto hissed.

The raven haired boy sighed in annoyance and glared at the blond vixen.

Naruto whimpered and looked away from his temperamental fiancé.

Sasuke smirked and collected the rest of the papers that had ben scattered around the bed. "Now that we have established why I'm on top let's get back to business. As you saw our school schedule is fairly self-explanatory. Now after school we will do our homework together, I will not look bad just because you don't do your work. After homework we will have dinner together, we will be alternating between your hose and mine so we both get to know our new families. Oh, and on school days you and your fathers will pick me up, that's just logical we are all going to the same place. As for the weekends we will have a sleepover at least onceevery weekend and we will spend two hours a day or more together. Now any questions?" having finished his dictation Sasuke looked over to Naruto who was gaping at him.

Slowly Naruto nodded his head, "Yeah, Just one, WHO THE HELL DIED AND MADE YOU QUEEN OF MY LIFE!"

Rubbing his ears Sasuke glared at the loud mouth and snapped. "Listen here my ignorant little Uke,you better get used to doing what I say because I am your Semeand I will be taking care of you after we graduate."

Naruto glared at him intending to continue arguing, but remembered where that got him previously and thought better of it. So, just settled for pouting.

"Stupid Teme. Stupid school with it's stupid rules and stupid slutty uniforms," Naruto grumbled under his breath.

Sasuke looked surprised when the fight he was expecting didn't come, then went back to his I'm-cooler-than-you-and-we-both-know-it look as processed what his blond was saying. 'What is the dobe talking about now? The uniform is perfectly fine. It's actually quite tasteful. Sasuke was looking at Naruto like he was crazy until he realized the uniforms were different for Semes and Ukes not just boys and girls. Then he got a perverted and predatory look on his face, which had alarm bells sounding in Naruto's head.

"Naruto go put your uniform on so I can see how it looks." Sasuke purred.

Naruto shook his head furiously.

"Not on your life you psychotic rapist!"

"Do it!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

Panting the boys sat there glaring at each other when finally Naruto looked down and whimpered. "But Sasuke-sama I don't want you to see me in my uniform until the first day of school."

And Sasuke passed out from blood loss via nose bleed. Which caused Naruto to panic.

"OH MY GOD I KILLED THE TEME!" he screamed.

This caused Iruka to come charging into the room. When he saw the raven haired boy laying on his back on his son's bed with blood dripping from his nose he looked to the blond in horror.

"Naruto what did you do!" the brunette yelled.

"I don't know! I just said I didn't want to show him my uniform yet and his nose exploded!" Naruto was freaking out.

"Ah, it seems young Naru-Chan needs to learn to control his Uke power." Kakashi said sagely as he appeared in the room magically.

"My what now." Naruto asked.

"Your Uke power. It's how Ukes control their Semes. I never realized it could be so effective, I really just thought my brother was whipped." Sasuke murmured as he came to whipping blood on his sleeve.

"You poor, poor fool. I have much to teach you in my class." Kakashi said gravely as he vanished from the room.

"I swear you people are going to be the death of me," Iruka and Naruto said at the same time.

They looked at each other, daring the other to say they had it worse. Finally they decided on a tie when Sasuke coughed.

"Sasuke I think it's time for you to go home now." Iruka said tiredly.

Sasuke nodded, "alright I'll be coming over again tomorrow."

"Of course, we'll see you tomorrow then." Iruka smiled and stomped on Naruto's foot.

"OW! What was that for!" Naruto whined but stopped when he saw Iruka's glare and not so subtle nod in Sasuke's direction.

Naruto huffed, "bye Teme see you tomorrow."

"Good night Dobe. You better dream of me." Sasuke said as he leaned in and gave the blonde a kiss on the cheek.

Naruto gagged and whipped his cheek as Sasuke left, "Don't worry I'm sure I'll have plenty of nightmares Teme."

Iruka groaned and wondered if it was too late to rethink his life choices.