Kisike:. . . MOST OF THE TALK IS AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER! SO READ ON! WE
still don't own anything. . . WE'RE POOR!!
Jessica: But we're gonna go looking for the dragonballs after we're done writing this fic so we CAN own DBZ. . .
Kisike: But Shenron is a cheap dragon! And I bet Akira made it so he couldn't pass the…tariff thingies! But anyways…on with the CHAPTER!!
KISIKE~~~
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Jessica slowly raised her eyelids at the feel of something in her stomach. She winced and tried to remember what all had happened. 'Football game, LOSING, Freeze, Hole…What am I missing?' She sat up, and became aware of the grass under her hands, she looked down to see but couldn't. She gasped out loud. "Where are my GLASSES?!?!?!" She
heard a startled grunt and the fuzziness welling up in her stomach disappeared.
She suddenly felt a presence beside her. "These yours?" A nice sounding alto
voice asked quietly. She looked up towards the voice to see a lavender blob and
two blue smaller blobs.(K/N: ATTACK OF THE KILLER TRUNKS BLOB MONSTER THING FROM BEYOND THE STARS!!!)(J/N: I swear I'm gonna murder you. . .*Starts hit list with Kisike's name at the top*)(K/N: YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO LAME. I had a hit list in f-. . .fil… how do you spell that? 5th grade. THERE!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!) (J/N: You can SHUT UP now. . .) (K/N: realleh? You dun say. . .) "Y-yes I think so…"
She started as she felt a hand on hers, pressing a small frame into
her palm. She unfolded them and raised them to her eyes. It was a teenage boy.
The lavender blob was actually his hair, and the two smaller ones, his eyes.
They stared at each other for a moment, until they heard a small groan from
behind them. "Ow…" They looked over his shoulder to see the blonde girl sitting upright, her
head in her palms. " 'Sike…" Jessica started…then was cut off by the fuzzy
feeling in her stomach… but it felt like there was more then one spot…three
now... all in separate places… She almost jumped into the arms of the lavender
haired boy as the air crackled in front of them. "Ack!!" She crawled past the
boy and over to Kisike, to finish waking her up. "'Sike!! Wake-Up!!" She shook
her friend by her shoulders, then screamed in her ear, "WAAAAAAAKE- (breath)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!" Kisike fell over,(J/N: That's ooc…)(K/N:. . .so. . .?) clutching her ears "Jesus Christ! What do you want?!" Jessica sat back and smiled, " I wanted you to wake up," She frowned suddenly, "We've got trouble." Kisike blinked. "What kinda-OKAY! Who
are you??" Kisike asked, blinking owlishly at the stranger. "Not him, he's OK,
but I've got this strange feeling in my stomach…" Kisike blinked at her. "Now
that you mention it…YEA! It's like all fuzzy and junk?" Jessica nodded "Uh- huh."
Kisike stood as her eyes caught site of the air crackling. Her eyes narrowed
further into a glare and she stepped back in an exaggerated pose of
defense.(K/N: Everybodylikes KUNG FU FIGHT-IiIiING!!!) (J/N: You are strange. . .)(K/N: I know I'm strange. It's a gift.) Jessica sweat dropped.
"WHAT ARE you doing?" Kisike stood up straight and laughed, "Don't ask me, kinda
the spur of he moment thing yah know? Eheheheh…You're right... it was stupid…" She started as a figure with spiky black hair and dark eyes appeared where the cracking once was.
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1 Kisike: WELL!!! THAT WAS FUN! I am a perfectly normal Earth worm baby. Just ignore me and everything will be juuuuust fine. Actually…I can't stand being ignored…BUT I AM FROM EARTH!MWHAHAHAHAHAHA NIAVE DOOMED EARTHENOID LARVAE!!!!
Jessica: *raises eyebrow * Now where did I put that straightjacket. . .? *turns to Kisike * HOW DARE YOU CALL TRUNKS A MONSTER! YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Kisike: Well, YEAH. Eventually. I mean, everybody dies. Just look at Goku! How many times has he died?! Um….a lot more than usual! I mean…for a human, yah know. I mean, when most…anything dies. It's dead. END OF STORY. But Goku keeps coming back!! Over and over and –
Jessica: Kisike! We do NOT need a lecture. . .If you keep being mean to Trunks than I'll have to call you Mihoshi. . .
Kisike: WOW! TWO DIFFERENT DEMINSIONS IN ONE FANFICCY!! KEWL! SO KEWL! Anyhoo. I mean he has died sooooo many times it's like, in-human. And that's understandable because he's a Saiyajin! Big surprise, ne? And these Dragon Balls keep bringin' him back to life and junk. It's kewl! Coz I don't know anyone else who's died that many times and still came back! But that's ok because most of the people I know never knew about the Dragon Balls and they died of natural causes so they can't be brought back to life.-
Jessica: Excuse me, but I don't think they REALLY care. . .so anyways, R&R.\
Kisike: NOOOOOO!!! I'M NOT DONE YET!!!! WE STILL HAVE TO TALK ABOU-
Jessica: *drags Kisike off to a padded room*
Kisike: LEGGO 'A ME!!! LEMME GOOOOO!!! NOOOO NOT THE PADDED ROOM!!! I'LL SICK BUTTONS AND KAROT ON YOU!!! YOU LET ME-
Jessica: But we're gonna go looking for the dragonballs after we're done writing this fic so we CAN own DBZ. . .
Kisike: But Shenron is a cheap dragon! And I bet Akira made it so he couldn't pass the…tariff thingies! But anyways…on with the CHAPTER!!
KISIKE~~~
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Jessica slowly raised her eyelids at the feel of something in her stomach. She winced and tried to remember what all had happened. 'Football game, LOSING, Freeze, Hole…What am I missing?' She sat up, and became aware of the grass under her hands, she looked down to see but couldn't. She gasped out loud. "Where are my GLASSES?!?!?!" She
heard a startled grunt and the fuzziness welling up in her stomach disappeared.
She suddenly felt a presence beside her. "These yours?" A nice sounding alto
voice asked quietly. She looked up towards the voice to see a lavender blob and
two blue smaller blobs.(K/N: ATTACK OF THE KILLER TRUNKS BLOB MONSTER THING FROM BEYOND THE STARS!!!)(J/N: I swear I'm gonna murder you. . .*Starts hit list with Kisike's name at the top*)(K/N: YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO LAME. I had a hit list in f-. . .fil… how do you spell that? 5th grade. THERE!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!) (J/N: You can SHUT UP now. . .) (K/N: realleh? You dun say. . .) "Y-yes I think so…"
She started as she felt a hand on hers, pressing a small frame into
her palm. She unfolded them and raised them to her eyes. It was a teenage boy.
The lavender blob was actually his hair, and the two smaller ones, his eyes.
They stared at each other for a moment, until they heard a small groan from
behind them. "Ow…" They looked over his shoulder to see the blonde girl sitting upright, her
head in her palms. " 'Sike…" Jessica started…then was cut off by the fuzzy
feeling in her stomach… but it felt like there was more then one spot…three
now... all in separate places… She almost jumped into the arms of the lavender
haired boy as the air crackled in front of them. "Ack!!" She crawled past the
boy and over to Kisike, to finish waking her up. "'Sike!! Wake-Up!!" She shook
her friend by her shoulders, then screamed in her ear, "WAAAAAAAKE- (breath)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!" Kisike fell over,(J/N: That's ooc…)(K/N:. . .so. . .?) clutching her ears "Jesus Christ! What do you want?!" Jessica sat back and smiled, " I wanted you to wake up," She frowned suddenly, "We've got trouble." Kisike blinked. "What kinda-OKAY! Who
are you??" Kisike asked, blinking owlishly at the stranger. "Not him, he's OK,
but I've got this strange feeling in my stomach…" Kisike blinked at her. "Now
that you mention it…YEA! It's like all fuzzy and junk?" Jessica nodded "Uh- huh."
Kisike stood as her eyes caught site of the air crackling. Her eyes narrowed
further into a glare and she stepped back in an exaggerated pose of
defense.(K/N: Everybodylikes KUNG FU FIGHT-IiIiING!!!) (J/N: You are strange. . .)(K/N: I know I'm strange. It's a gift.) Jessica sweat dropped.
"WHAT ARE you doing?" Kisike stood up straight and laughed, "Don't ask me, kinda
the spur of he moment thing yah know? Eheheheh…You're right... it was stupid…" She started as a figure with spiky black hair and dark eyes appeared where the cracking once was.
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1 Kisike: WELL!!! THAT WAS FUN! I am a perfectly normal Earth worm baby. Just ignore me and everything will be juuuuust fine. Actually…I can't stand being ignored…BUT I AM FROM EARTH!MWHAHAHAHAHAHA NIAVE DOOMED EARTHENOID LARVAE!!!!
Jessica: *raises eyebrow * Now where did I put that straightjacket. . .? *turns to Kisike * HOW DARE YOU CALL TRUNKS A MONSTER! YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Kisike: Well, YEAH. Eventually. I mean, everybody dies. Just look at Goku! How many times has he died?! Um….a lot more than usual! I mean…for a human, yah know. I mean, when most…anything dies. It's dead. END OF STORY. But Goku keeps coming back!! Over and over and –
Jessica: Kisike! We do NOT need a lecture. . .If you keep being mean to Trunks than I'll have to call you Mihoshi. . .
Kisike: WOW! TWO DIFFERENT DEMINSIONS IN ONE FANFICCY!! KEWL! SO KEWL! Anyhoo. I mean he has died sooooo many times it's like, in-human. And that's understandable because he's a Saiyajin! Big surprise, ne? And these Dragon Balls keep bringin' him back to life and junk. It's kewl! Coz I don't know anyone else who's died that many times and still came back! But that's ok because most of the people I know never knew about the Dragon Balls and they died of natural causes so they can't be brought back to life.-
Jessica: Excuse me, but I don't think they REALLY care. . .so anyways, R&R.\
Kisike: NOOOOOO!!! I'M NOT DONE YET!!!! WE STILL HAVE TO TALK ABOU-
Jessica: *drags Kisike off to a padded room*
Kisike: LEGGO 'A ME!!! LEMME GOOOOO!!! NOOOO NOT THE PADDED ROOM!!! I'LL SICK BUTTONS AND KAROT ON YOU!!! YOU LET ME-