The Simpsons Instant Message
Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons. Fox does. Not me. I probably won't ever own the Simpsons.
A/N: Please welcome Slideshow Bob!!
KowabungaBart Signed On.
SlideshowMel Signed On.
SlideshowMel: Hellllooooo Bart.
KowabungaBart: Why do you keep stalking me?
SlideshowMel: How did you know? My SN clearly says SlideshowMel.
KowabungaBart: Oh puhleeez. Your buddy icon?
SlideshowMel: Oh yeah...
KowabungaBart: Hurry up b4 I call the cops.
SlideshowMel: Well... here's the point. I'm going to kill you, again. But for now, I'm going to stalk you.
KowabungaBart: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
SlideshowMel: WHAT!?
KowabungaBart: You've told me who you are, so technically it's not stalking. HAHAHAHAHA
SlideshowMel: Ugh!!
Wiggum Signs On.
Wiggum: You are now under arrest Slideshow Bob.
PolicemanLou Signs On.
Wiggum: We now have people surrounding your house.
SlideshowMel: How do you have my address?
KowabungaBart: It's in your buddy info.
PolicemanLou: Actually Chief, we're not there yet. We're half hour away ...
Wiggum: LOU!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SPOIL THE SURPRISE!
SlideshowMel: Aha! Now to make my escape!
Slideshow Mel is now away.
Wiggum: DARN IT! Thanks anyway Bart.
Automatic Response from SlideshowMel: To Bart's House!!
Wiggum: See you soon Bart!
Wiggum Is Now Away.
PolicemanLou Signed Off.
Automatic Response from Wiggum: Following Slideshow Bob to Bart's House
KowabungaBart: I guess it's just me ...
"Mom!! Slideshow Bob is coming!!"
(A while later...)
1ChairSax Has Signed On.
KowabungaBart: Who are you?
1ChairSax: I'm Allison, Lisa's friend.
KowabungaBart: Lisa's not home. Or online.
1ChairSax: I'm not looking for lisa .. I'm looking for you ...
KowabungaBart: What? ...
1ChairSax: I like you ...
KowabungaBart: Of course!! Everyone likes me!
1ChairSax: What?
KowabungaBart: Well, I'm the coolest person in the school, so everyone likes me.
1ChairSax: Oh ... well I mean I love you.
KowabungaBart: Yeah, everyone loves me because I'm the coolest person in the school?
1ChairSax: I mean will you be my boyfriend?
KowabungaBart: WHAT!?
1ChairSax: WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND!?
KowabungaBart: Uh .. no
1ChairSax: Why?
KowabungaBart: Cuz your a nerrrddd. DEERRRR
1ChairSax: What?
KowabungaBart: Cuz your a NNEEERDDDD!! N-E-R-D!!
KowabungaBart: Well TTYL, DLYLAS
KowabungaBart: Oh, if you don't know what it is, it's Don't Love You Like A Sister because you're not my sister! HAHAHA!!
KowabungaBart Has Signed Off.
1ChairSax: ... I THINK HE LIKES ME! YEAH THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHY HE LEFT!! MHMMM!! I GOTTA COME BACK ON TOMORROW!!
1ChairSax Signs On.
A/N: I hope you liked it!