We're Betting?!

Bowser: SO Ludwig, how is Jr.?

Ludwig: He'z recovering, don't worry.

KBF: Wait, what happened Bowser?

Bowser: Roy, Wendy, and some of the other kids of mine put squash on Jr.'s bandana, and he's allergic to it…

KBF: How bad is it?

Bowser: His cheeks start to swell…he gets gassy…and starts to bloat a little…

KBF: Eww…

Bowser: Yeah, I know. But uh...Let's get to the story now.

Ludwig: Can I ztay?

Bowser: Sure.

Everyone had met in the main hall, and went to sit down in a peculiar room. There were pictures of Peach and pictures of Bowser on the walls. There was a stage set up at the back of the room with a microphone. There were guard koopas and goombas at the doors and watching the guests. Bowser had walked in, while everyone was talking and going on about "Why did he invite us?" and "I wonder if this is his plan?" and things like that. Wario was already drunk, yelling at the guests and spitting rude comments everywhere. Mario was too, but not as much. He had planned on getting REALLY drunk. But not yet. Luigi was fine, he drank a little. Same with Peach and Daisy. Yoshi, though very odd, was a little drunk…Bowser walked onto the stage, in an attempt to get everyone's attention. He grabbed the microphone nearby, and called out.

Bowser: "Hey! Everyone? Hey, is this thing on?"

Koopa: "It should be working now…"

"EVERYONE! HEY! Wario? What are you-oh gawd Wario please don't…Aww...! Not my favorite bowl! Alright that's it!"

Bowser stomped down the stage's stairs in complete anger. He walked over to Wario, plowed his face into the table, and banged on the table.

Bowser: "ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP!!!!"

Everyone froze, and turned to Bowser's attention. He was still carrying the mic, so he threw it at the wall to get some attention.

Mario: "No need to-a-scream! That was my ear, you bitch!

Bowser: "And? Anyways, we've got plenty to do tonight. Since you all are getting a little "Ignorant", we'll skip the introduction and get right to the party!!!" Bowser made a taunting pose by crossing his arms. "Kammy? If you would?"

Kammy: "Yes, your coolness…"

"Hmm, best one yet."

"Thank you."

BLINK! The lights flashed off.

Waluigi: "Eh? What the hell…?"

YOSHI!!!

Mario: "Luigi? Where are you?"

Luigi: "I am-a-here, my brother!"

Diddy: "Uncle? Where are ya!?"

DK: "Right in front of you…now stop feeling my crotch!"

"Oh crap..Sorry…"

Ludwig: "Hey Dad? Where are zoo?"

Peach: "Anyone have a feeling they're falling!?"

BLINK! The lights came back on.

Mario: "Bowser, you mama-fuc-"

Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

And…they fell. Luckily, they all fell on a soft, plushy pile of pillows with Peach patterns. Alliteration madness!!! Bowser was standing in front of them.

DK: "Hey, these have Peach on them…Heh, Bowser you pansy!"

Bowser: "Shut the hell up DK! Kammy…!" He growled while and after talking.

Kammy: "Oops. Sorry your highness…

A wave of the wand and the pillows are…gone…did that rhyme!? Stupid writing technique thingies!!!!

Bowser: "Don't be mad 'cause you got dumped."

DK: "Ya wanna fight about it!?"

"Mabye later. As for now, Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom!!!"

Toad: "Wait, wha-whoa….

Yoshi…

2 gates open, and a full-scale replica of the Mushroom Kingdom appeared!!!

Daisy: Whoa…amazing!

Peach: "It looks just like the Kingdom!

Bowser: "Yeah, and this is where you'll be playing!

Roy: "Awsome! Wait…I knew that…"

Ludwig hit him on the head. "You idiot."

Roy: "Hey! Don't hit me!"

Bowser: "HEY! Remember what happened last time I had to break you two up!?"

Both: "Oh, yeah. Sorry…"

Bowser: "Okay, now. This isn't gonna be any ordinary "Mario" Party game."

Waluigi: "Why not?"

"Because….we'll be using REAL coins!"

Waluigi: "Seriously!? Alright!"

Dixie: Aww, I just got my allowance…."

Ludwig and Roy: "Us too!"

Bowser: "Don't worry! Combine your coins. It'll count up overall."

Mario: "Sounds good-a-to me! Hey bro, how much do we have? I've got 30 coins."

Luigi: "Me too."

(In the Mario world, 1 coin is worth 2 dollars. So…30 coins 60 dollars!)

"Awsome. 60 coins."

Bowser: "When you're done, come up to the front and put the coins in this bucket.

Mario: "Here, Bowser. 60 coins."

"Heh, more than I'd expect for a lousy, fat plumber."

"And let me guess, you're putting in more?"

"Actually, I'm putting in 200 coins!"

Everyone: "WHA!?" And some said, "DAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!"

Everyone was shocked. They reflected on this opportunity, since Bowser put in sooo many coins, to bet as much as they could.

DK: "Me, Diddy and Dixie have 80. Here."

Birdo: "Here. Me and big boy here have 50."

Yoshi: (Sigh) "I barely know you and you like me STOP SUFFOCATING ME! I NEED AIR!!!!"

Bowser: "Mmmm...kay...next?"

Peach: "Daisy and I have 140."

Bowser: "Wow, someone's got good pay…"

Wario and Waluigi: "50."

Bowser: "That's it!? Grrrr….just go get in line! Huunnhh!!" Bowser made a grunting, growling noise, and pointed at the starting point of the board.

Toad: "65."

Bowser: "Hey kids, got any to donate?"

Ludwig and Roy: "Umm, no…"

Bowser: "I just gave you your allowances this morning! I'll spot ya this time…"

Ludwig and Roy: "Whew…"

"So you did have it! Hmph. Fine. Get in line."

Ludwig: "I actually had 40 coinz with me."

Roy: "I've got 35. Eh, let's do it anyway."

Bowser: "Ok, the amount we have is….add the two, carry the 5, e equals mc squared…660 coins!"

(That's 1,320 dollars!)

Mario and Luigi: "Mama-Mia!"

Wario: "He-HEH! Time for me to win big!"

Diddy: "I'm gonna be rich!"

Bowser: "And I'm gonna steal all of the money!"

Everyone: "WHAT!?"

Bowser: "SARCASTIC! Sar…cas...tic…?

POW!! Everyone beat Bowser to a pulp. Now bleeding, he attempted to get up.

Bowser: "OKAY! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Now, just hit your dice blocks…damn…"

Yoshi?

Then, everyone jumped, and their boxes exploded with confetti, and out sprouted a number.

Bowser: "Ok, say your numbers!"

Luigi: "I'm-a-Luigi, number 1 of course!

Diddy: "2! Yeah!"

Ludwig: "3."

Bowser: "4! Perfect!"

Mario: "5!"

Dixie: "6!"

Daisy: "7!"

Peach: "8!"

Roy: "9!"

Toadette: "10"!

Waluigi: "11.."

DK: "12…"

Wario: "13…."

Birdo: "14..."

Toad: "15!? Aww gawd dammit…"

Bowser: "Don't worry, Toad. The people in the lowest part of the order get more coins to start off with than the ones that are up higher! That means Luigi gets 1, Diddy and Ludwig get 2, I get 3, Mario and Dixie get 4, Daisy gets 5, Peach and Roy get 6, Toadette gets 7, Waluigi and DK get 8, Wario gets 9, and Toad and Birdo get 10."

Toad: "Awsome!"

Birdo: "Birdo!"

Bowser: "Here's your set starting amount. By the way…beer's to your right."

Wario: "YES! Finally!"

So, everyone went to the stand to get their free beers. Everyone got mostly drunk. See the next chapter for the first turn!!

Bowser: I'm 4th? Mkay. So…we're all sorta drunk now…

KBF: Yes. Ok with that?

Bowser: Yeah…except the beers from me are free, and I PUT IN 200 COINS!?

KBF: Don't worry, you're rich, aren't you?

Bowser: Jr.'s birthday is coming up…that was the money for his gifts! I set how much money I use...Grrrr…..

KBF: Wait! I can solve this! I..uh….umm...MARIO!! MARIO!!

Mario: Wha?

KBF: Protect me while I run!

Mario: I'm…gonna help Bowser kick your ass now.

KBF: Oh gawd…

Bowser: Perrrrfect.