So this one came about when my friend mentioned Deidara singing Dude Looks Like a Lady.
I don't own Naruto or the song.
Enjoy.
Revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge. That was all that ran through Kisame's mind as he peered into the bathroom where Deidara was currently showering, a camera securely in his grip.
"That, that dude looks like a lady~" Deidara's voice flooded the room. Oh yes, sweet indeed. Kisame pushed record and waited. Deidara's figure could be seen using a shampoo bottle as a microphone as he sang a rather fitting song in Kisame's opinion. "That, that dude looks like a lady~"
Kisame chuckled adjusting the camera angle to include Deidara's swaying hips. Katerina would surly get a kick out of this one, along with the rest of the Akatsuki. Deidara really began to get into it as he sang and moved with the lyrics to the song. "Never judge a book by its cover, or who you gonna love by your lover, sayin' love put me wise to her love in disguise, she had the body of a Venus, Lord imagine my surprise~" Kisame lost it laughing loudly causing the blonde to jump in surprise and look out the shower curtain. "Kisame, un!" He shouted as the shark man bolted back to his room. He quickly uploaded the video to his computer and burned it to a disk.
By the time Deidara made it to the commons room it was too late. "Hey guys I have something to show you." Kisame was saying before he inserted the disk to the shared computer and played it. After it finished many members were laughing, Katerina was on the floor, and Deidara looked ready to die.
"Wow brat, I never knew you could sing." Sasori said with a humorous smirk.
"Shut up, un." Deidara muttered embarrassed.
"Eh, cheer up blondie. It's no worse than what you did to me." Kisame told him. "Besides, at least your voice doesn't kill babies."
Meanwhile Katerina was finally catching her breath. "Never has a song suited you better Deidara." She said after she stood before bolting towards the door.
"I'll blow you to bits you damned Uchiha." He called running after her before stopping as he felt a presence appear behind him.
"I would not suggest that." Itachi said in a low voice and Deidara gulped and shrunk back.
"Damn you're scary when you want to be, un. No hard feelings then. I was joking anyways, un." He said walking away from him.
Katerina entered the room. "You know," She began. "This still doesn't beat the Hidan dinosaur incident."
"Hey shut up! I was drunk and you know it." Hidan snapped defensively.
"Yeah you keep telling yourself that. Anyway, how about we make this place a little more interesting? Anytime you catch another member doing something hilarious, weird, or both you are to film it and play it for the rest of us. Let's see what kind of secrets we can unfold." The expression Katerina wore was enough to make everyone uneasy. Deviously mischievous would not begin to cover that expression. Nonetheless everyone agreed. This could be interesting. No one noticed Itachi's smirk.
Any guesses as to who gets humiliated next?
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