Note: WARNING: MAJOR CRACK.
MarluxiaxSelphie. OMG, not my idea, it was all warm.summer.nights. She gave me this crazy idea! And many others….:3
Anyway…It's AU, I guess….OMG I raised the whole fics rating just 'cause of this chapter. It's kinda T-M-ish? Yeah- I guess it's more M rated, cause there's a hinted lemon, (but nothing graphic, I assure you.) and there's also some bloodshed. XX….omg, I usually don't write this stuff, and I promise about 99 of the other chapters will be more light-hearted…
Title: Sui Generis
Okay, I'm done. See you at the end of the story.
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Latin Sui Generis (soo-i ge-ne-ris) : Unique
Fate was kind to you that day. Fate led you to the park, which led you to her.
You were a wilted flower, if you know what I mean. Slightly crazy. No one wanted to be near you. No one was willing to love you.
Of course, that changed when you met the girl, with the pretty brown hair, captivating green eyes, and a yellow dress as dazzling as the sun.
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"Hi." she said, looking at the rose in your hand. "Did you pick that from the bush over there?"
You nodded, tentative and curious. Why was she talking to you?
She laughed. "You're not supposed to pick the flowers here, silly. But I guess it's okay, I mean, no one's going to miss a single rose."
Smiling, she sits next to you on the grass. "I really love roses. They're my favorite flower."
You look down at the rose in your hand, such a brilliant red, and so, so, so beautiful.
You struggle to form the words in your mouth, but they're all jumbled up, dusty from being locked up inside for so long.
"I like roses, too."
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That simple conversation, that rose, brought you two back to the park, time and time again.
She was beautiful, dazzling, yours. Your sunshine.
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She doesn't care that you're ten years older than her, because she loves you so, so, so much, and she wants to be with you forever, and ever, and happily ever after, like in one of her favorite fairy tales.
And you're confused, because no one's ever loved you like this, and you don't know how to react.
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You feel so dirty, 'cause you're stealing her innocence and you're twenty-six and she's sixteen, and this is wrong, wrong, wrong, but it feels so right.
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Eventually her parents step in, 'cause they were bound to find out sooner or later, right?
They want the best for their little girl, but she argues that you are the best for her-but they don't listen, because moments later-you're sitting in the park, all by yourself.
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You feel like a plant deprived of sunlight.
You're wilting again, you can tell.
You want your sunshine back, so, so much, because it hurts when she's not there to hold your hand, to bless you with her light.
So you grab your gun and go…
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You're at her door, and you knock, over, and over again.
Her dad-he yells at you, shouts, screams at you to go away, but you stand your ground, and refuse to leave, because you want your sunshine.
So he opens the door, and steps outside. He's a tall, strong man, but you're not afraid.
You take out your gun and pull the trigger.
He opens his mouth in surprise-but he's dead, dead, gone, and her falls into you, his blood dripping onto the pavement with a sick sort of pitter-patter, all pretty vermilion, like her favorite flower….
You go into a frenzy-you want your sunshine, you want more blood. So you throw the man's lifeless body to the side, and it hit's the ground with a thud.
You step through the door, crazy, blood-thirsty.
Her mother appears-oh, that women looks so much like your sunshine, you hurt even more, and you kill her too.
Blood's all over the carpet, giving you a kind of sick satisfaction.
Soon, her brother's been shot down as well, but he's still alive, just barely.
"SELPHIE!" he screams, and you shoot him again.
She rushes downstairs, calling for her parents, calling for her brother.
She screams-so shrill and beautiful-you laugh. She runs into the room, tears running down her face.
But she sees you, gun in hand, and her face fills with terror.
"M-Marluxia?! W-"
"Hello, sunshine." you say, grinning sadistically-and you shoot her too.
And a part of you is screaming-because this is what happened last time. This is why you were locked up for all those years, this is why no one ever wanted to talk to you, and she didn't know you were crazy, you should have told her instead of keeping her around for your own selfish purposes.
Smirking, you head over to her motionless body, and dip your finger into the hole in her head, laughing because it's so red, like a rose.
But suddenly, it hits you, so very, very hard.
Blood doesn't belong on your sunshine's snow-white skin.
You realize what you've done-and you sink to your knees and cry, cry, cry. You only wanted your sunshine back-now she'd never come back, ever, ever again.
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Yeah, yeah. It wasn't that good. XX
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Anyway, thanks to warm.summer.nights for giving me this crazy idea. XD
Also, I'm going to make other chapters with odd crack pairings as well, so feel free to send in any ideas
Review, please!