*Kimimaro munches on his candy, eating furiously.
* *Kabuto arrives.
* "I have good news Kimimaro!"
"What, lapdog?" *Munches absentmindedly.*
"You have diabetes."
"WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Also, Kimimaro, bad news!"
"WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN LOSING CANDY?"
*Kabuto rubs his belly.*
"I'm pregnant."
"WHAT?
" *Somewhere, Orochimaru sneezes.*
BE SCARED.