Hi everyone! Sorry for taking so long with this chapter D:
Thanks for all the comments! I really hope Black*Star was just acting really well ;3
At the Death Mansion.
Kid stared at his computer.
He looked at the perfect words.
He read them out carefully and slowly, making sure that each word was perfect.
"Valentines Day, the day Saint Valentine was beheaded. Oh, no wonder Patty likes it."
"Hm… Also the day when you confess your love to those who you like… eh… boring stuff."
Then he stopped.
And stared.
His eyes grew wider and wider.
There was…
A big, triple super mega symmetrical heart.
Kid gasped.
He took out his ruler.
"Both sides!" he squealed. "Perfectly symmetrical!" he squealed again.
"I love Valentines Day!"
Hm… I must confess to those who I love… Does that mean Patty and Liz? I love them both equally… Though I think Liz is more sensible and nice and symmetrical and…
Kid went off into dreamland.
"Hey Kid, watcha doin?" Patty said over Kid's shoulder.
"What are you doing invading my private space!?" Kid screeched. Patty just laughed and pointed at the screen.
"Are you going to confess to someone?" Patty winked at him.
"No Patty!" Kid screeched again. "I do not want to confess to someone!"
"Aw, don't lie to me Kid!" Patty smirked. "Oh oh oh! I know who you like!"
"What?"
Patty grabbed his hand and took off like a rocket, dragging kid on his but.
"PATTY!" Kid screamed.
Patty laughed.
[Meanwhile]
Liz threw off her third blouse. It was getting harder to decide which shirt looked the best with her earrings.
"Argh… Blue and blue seem so dull, but this red doesn't fit either."
"This orange looks disgusting! Why did I buy this? Oh, probably another dare…" Liz threw off another shirt.
She sighed and looked in the mirror.
"I look horrible again, don't I?"
"I don't even look symmetrical. No wonder I don't get any boys."
"In fact, why am I even getting dressed when I'm just going to stay home?"
She sighed and pulled off her shirt again.
"LIZ LIZ LIZ!" Patty burst into the room.
"Hey Patty, what's- AHHH!" Patty threw Kid across the room, crashing into Liz.
"AH MY GOSH GET KID OFF ME!" Liz screamed. Kid however, was still dazed and his buttocks hurt from being dragged across the floor, so naturally it was hard for him to stand up. Instead, he slumped across Liz's chest.
Patty laughed again as Liz stared in horror.
"Ha! I told you he likes you!" Patty stuffed her hand in her pocket and pulled out a few very sad wilted roses and tossed them to Liz.
"I- I- Wait- aren't these the roses from the flower vase!?" Liz stammered. Patty laughed again and ran out of the room. A few minutes later, a horrified Liz heard a small 'click'.
"PATTY, DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!" Liz screamed. Patty ignored her, ran to the Death Mansion's security office and began to watch the scene.
"Uh… My butt hurts…" Kid groaned. He tried to sit up, but his back felt so sore he decided to just stay and rest on this very soft warm pillow.
Liz groaned, realizing that her younger sister had probably set this up from the start. Maybe she had stolen the room key from yesterday…
"mafphhmm…" Kid was poking Liz's somach.
"Hey kid."
"Shhh…."
"Hey Kid, wake up. It's me, Liz."
"Whatever… I need them hearts…"
"What? What does that mean?"
"So… Symmetrical…"
"Whatever." Liz rolled her eyes. She tried to push him off, but the minute she started to push, Kid started to wail and wrapped his arms around her waist.
"Don't go my teddy… I need you so we can be symmetrical…z…"
"Kid, I'm not teddy. I'm Liz, and this position is really embarrassing."
"Teddy… speaks?" Kid opened one eye and found himself staring at Liz's red face.
"Oh… Hello Liz." Kid murmured sleepily.
"You look so… symmetrical today…"
[Inside Kid's strange, strange mind]
Ah shoot this is really weird…
I hope my acting skills are good enough to get me out of this situation…
Uh…
Oh... Liz looks really symmetrical today.
"Kid. Snap out of it, this isn't funny!"
"What isn't funny…?"
"Stop acting, it's not like you were ever good at it anyway."
"What do you mean?"
How did she know? Impossible.
"You don't sleep with a teddy bear. In fact, you took out all the stuffing of Patty's giraffe and made it symmetrical just because you felt like it."
"I don't understand…"
"Kid, my stomach isn't just a pillow to sleep on… Now get off me."
Kid sighed, and stood up, his face burning red.
"What I don't understand is how you could see that I was playing along."
Dang. She found out.
"You're just really bad at acting Kid. And why would you be so sleepy at this time of the day when Patty has just thrown you into me? A normal you would have just got up and chased after her."
"Well my butt hurt."
"Did it really hurt that badly?"
"Well…"
"So let me ask you this Kid."
"Ehehe… What?"
"Why didn't you go off and chase her? Don't tell me you and Patty had this big plan of some sort."
"Well…"
"C'mon kid."
"Oh fine… I'm only doing this because of Patty. So it started out like this…"
And we go back in time when Patty had just invaded the room.
"Aw, don't lie to me Kid!" Patty smirked. "Oh oh oh! I know who you like!"
"What?"
Patty grabbed his hand and took off like a rocket, dragging kid on his but.
"PATTY!" Kid screamed.
Patty laughed.
After Patty had locked Kid in the garage and tied him up in a chair, she started to ask him all sorts of devious questions.
"Who do you like Kid? I'm sure there's someone that you like in Shibusen."
"I don't really want to answer that question Patty. You know I can break out of these bonds!"
"But you won't be able to after you see THIS!" Patty pulled out the perfectly symmetrical heart.
Kid gasped.
"You would never-"
Patty ripped the right side slightly.
"NOO! DON'T DO THIS I BEG YOU! I'LL ANSWER ANYTHING YOU SAY, I PROMISE!" Kid howled in anguish.
"Wow… You really go that far just for one eensy weensy little oh I dunno, SYMMETRICAL heart?" Patty laughed.
"YES, YES!"
"Okay then. Let me ask again."
"Who do you like?"
Silence.
"Tsubaki?" Patty asked.
"No. She's so quiet and asymmetrical."
"Uh Maka?"
"No… she's slow and behaves strangely when you try to even approach her with something romantic. And she's also asymmetrical."
"Oh… Hm… I guess you're not the type to… I dunno…"
"Well I like everything symmetrical."
"Everyone knows that you doofus. Who wouldn't know?"
"Oh fine."
"So… If it's not Tsubaki… Are you sure it isn't Maka?"
"Can you quit the strange talk and just get to the point? It's Valentines Day okay?" Kid rolled his eyes. "It's the day when Saint Valentine gets beheaded, not a stupid romantic day when people confess about stupid things."
Patty glared. She ripped the heart.
"Tell me who you like." she snarled.
"I won't-" Kid looked at her, his face white and his eyes wide.
"TELL ME NOW, KID!" Patty screamed.
"OKAY, OKAY!" Kid squealed, shielding himself from Patty's deadly death stare.
"So?" Patty glared at him so fiercely that Kid could feel the stare penetrate through his hands.
Kid gulped.
Patty glared and ripped the heart to shreds.
"NOOO! I LOVE LIZ OKAY? NOW LEAVE THE HEART ALONE!" Kid sobbed and burst out of his bonds, falling down and almost breaking his nose.
Patty smiled.
"Good. Now I don't have to force you."
"Force me?" Kid looked up curiously as he collected the shredded heart.
"Weel… I guess I haven't told you this but…"
Patty smiled evilly and wiggles her eyebrows. "I'm gonna make Liz and you get together today~"
"NO." Kid gaped.
"Well actually she likes all boys. But y'know, if you guys kind of…" she entwined her fingers. "… Then maybe she would forget about all the other boys that she takes into our house."
"So you want me to make her like me so we won't have so many visitors?"
"Uh… kind of?"
Kid sighed.
"Patty, love isn't like that okay?"
"What do you mean? I mean if you guys get together and all, us three can spend even more time-"
"No Patty! It's not like that! She has a choice to continue liking other people okay? She won't ever fall for me because I'm her stupid OCD meister!" Kid blurted out.
Patty looked at him shocked. Then she sighed, and dropped to the floor.
"So I guess you don't want a shot at love for Valentines Day after all."
"Well, it would be nice, but I'm just 1 out of 1000 other boys that Liz would go out with. Heck, I might not even be on that list."
Then Patty looked up, a light bulb emerging and floating above her head.
"I got it."
"What?" Kid stared.
"You can be the 1 out of 1 boy. I got it I got it!"
Flashback end…
Kid looked up at Liz's shocked face.
"And that'show it all happened." he said slowly.
Liz stared at him again.
"Well then, that was really weird…"
"No it wasn't." Kid said bluntly. "It was just a plan that Patty wanted me to take part in."
"And you… agreed to her really crazy plan."
Silence.
"So…" Liz stared at Kid's glum face." "I'm guessing the reason why she put you here in this room is to uh… confess right?"
"Uh… Sort of?"
"Well then. That's not too hard. I really want to get out of here so why don't you hurry up and confess now?"
"Fine."
Kid took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
"I think that you, Liz, are the most perfect girl I have ever met. Your hair flows symmetrically when I see you, your hands are both the same size and so are your feet. You have a beautiful symmetrical face and beautiful eyes. When I look at you, everything around me is symmetrical."
And Liz gaped again.
"Quite staring." Kid mumbled.
"Hey Patty!" Kid shouted at the security camera. "Get us out of here!"
"You guys are staying in here until you guys get all cuddly! I'm going to the ice-cream store, okay?
"Well then." Liz mumbled, her face as red as a tomato. "I guess I won't really mind if I stay in here…"
Kid smiled.
Oh my gosh it's so cheesy and strange...
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