How About Some Drinx?

Chapter 4

While Caitlyn and Vi were being the lebanese and hard...

"This is a stack up! Put ur hands into your ass!" Jax shouted as she and Draven kicked ope the doors of the bank because that's how cool people walk into buildings.

Immediately, upon seeing the threat of Jinx and Draven's superior adc scaling, everyone in the bank proceeded to lube up their hands and fist themselves in order to demonstrate that they are of know threat to the mustache.

Everyone was stuck in their asses except for one man in the corner of the bank, out of sightstone of the romantic duo. He was stealthed from the Jinx and Draven because he was black and black blends into black (hint he was in the shadows). It was hte Lucian.

While Jinx made the bank taller pick up wads of cash in his mouth because his hands were dirty from his butthole and dump it into this oversized bag and Draven ordered a pizza while they continued the robbery. Lucian dashed through the shadows toward Jinx.

Lucians skills were perfect, his form flawless, but suddenly he fell down and his stupid dreadlocks got snipped off becaus he tripped on a bunch of Avarice Blades Jinx left on the ground in order to multiply the sweet delicious green cash bills in order to shovel into Draven's greedy maw. Without his signature dreadlock, Lucian's soul slowly withered in agony, and he had not choice but to commit sudoku in order to avoid a fate of eternal suffering.

"I'm sorry...Senna...u faget..." Lucian whispered as he put the gun up to his nipples, and activated his ult. He moved his slender arms so that the gunshots carved a glorious pattern of squares and numbers into his chest. With the puzzle completed, Lucians soul left him and passed away in piece.

And then it was instantly sucked into Thresh's lantern which was shoved into his butt. Now Lucian is stuck in hell with his wife which makes it double hell for all alternaty.

Thresh's laugh was like the delicious sound of a five man league team turning into a human centipede and groaning in muffled agony as all their legs are simultaneously broken.

Jinx finished stealing all the banks farm, so Draven and Jinx went to the roof to watch the pizza hoverboard in the distance (It was hte hoverboard because Piltover is a Futurama but not as fanny) and they decided they didn't want to pay for the pizza wit their stolen cash.

Jinx fired a missile and it hit the hoverboard. The pilot was ejected clutching the pizza. He landed right at the feet of Jinx and saw up her shorts. Draven and Jinx blushed and Jinx's face got caught but then Draven decapitated the pizza guy because this isn't a shitty porn and it didn't get any further. Also because they forgot they hated anchovies but ordered the pizza with anchovies. It's the pizza guys fault it was anchovies. They killed the pizza guy.

Jinx and Draven strolled out under the sunset eating their pizza (no dumbass the sun can't eat pizza Jinx and Draven were eating the pizza)

"I wonder why the Piltunder police did no try to stop us?" Jinx wondered into Draven's face

"They were probably intimidated by my awesome." Draven boasted about his awesome

"Yeah, and knowing those two fuckin loosas, they were probably being gay again."

"Yeah, hue hue hue hue hue" Draven chuckle responded

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HUE HUE." Jinx responded back to the responded

Meanwhile Caitlyn and Vi were still being gay

to bee cuntinued