Deidra looked down at her feet uncomfortably and smiled sheepishly as Bridget and Kerry approached the pair.

"Oh. My. God. I knew it, I knew it." Kerry smirked

"Deidra and CJ sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Bridget giggled.

"What are you, five?" CJ asked

"I gotta go." Deidra smiled.

"What, so soon?" Rory asked, suddenly appearing. "Wouldn't you rather spend a little more time with your boyfriend?" Rory smirked as him and his sisters looked at CJ and Deidra.

"Once again, I really have to go." Deidra said, walking out the door.

"I gotta go too."

"To be with your girlfriend and smash the car again?"

"How did you know about-," Bridget smiled evilly at him, "You know what, I'm not even gonna ask, I'm just going down the street to see Mike."

"Ooo, is he your secret lover like Deidra?" Jim taunted from his seat.

"For your information, he is my best friend and besides, do you even know what lover means?"

"Nope, I just know I've had more of them than you have." Jim smirked.

"Yeah, but you forget I haven't been around for five centuries like you." CJ fought back, before walking out the door.

…

CJ sat at the bar in the pub as a man in a hood entered. "CJ!"

"Mike, how've you been? What's with the hood?"

"Well, I've been experiencing some eye problems." Mike's voice was a semi deep, English/ British accent as he removed the hood and opened his eyes, which were literally white with no pupils.

"Dude, what the hell is with your eyes?"

"Steady mate, they're just contacts. But I haven't been able to get them out since Halloween."

"What did you go as on Halloween?!" CJ asked, still a little creeped out by the state of his friend's eyeballs.

"A possessed human. Can you help me get this s*** out of my eyes before it drives me insane?"

"Oh, yeah, sorry, dude." CJ watched as Mike tried to pry the lens off his eye and CJ covered his own, grossed out. "JUST PICK IT OUT ALREADY!"

"I GOT IT!" CJ opened his eyes and saw his friend now had one normal eyeball and the other was still white.

"Okay, that's even freakier, dude."

"Oh, right. So, why'd you call me, problems?"

"Yeah. Regarding a lady."

"Ooo, trouble with the old missus, huh?"

"Mike, for the last time, I'm not married." CJ had his eyes covered again as Mike flicked the contact lens out.

"Oh, thank god. I swear you're my good luck charm, mate. So err, what's her name?"

"Deidra."

"Hey, there's a change, you actually know the girls name!" Mike laughed. CJ's expression was the complete opposite. "Sorry."

"The point is… she's my cousin's best friend." When CJ completed that sentence, Mike cracked up laughing.

"Isn't your cousin the super hot eighteen year old blondie?"

"Shut up, that's my cousin you're talking about Mike."

"Okay, don't get your p*** in a twist Madam CJ." Mike scowled.

"Remind me why I'm, friends with you again."

"Because, A. You're a loser, B. I'm a Loser and C. We're two single guys in a pub talking about super hot eighteen year olds."

"Again, MY COUSIN!"

"Oh, whatever, she's hot, alright?"

"Anyway…We did it."

"You mean you did it? You did IT it?" CJ nodded yes.

"Dude. That's brilliant, I gotta start finding some of my cousins friends."

"You are seriously weird, Mike, you know that?"

"Yep. I'm proud of it too."

…

A few weeks later, at Deidra's house, Deidra wasn't feeling her best. She was very sick and walked to the bathroom and, extremely worried, took out a pregnancy test from the cupboard. After a few minutes, the results popped up. Deidra gasped.

"Oh my god."

Positive.