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Chapter 4: Dress Up
"DEMYX! AXEL!" Slash yelled angrily. It was midmorning, Axel walked into her room sluggishly, "WHHHHAAAATTT!" He wailed. Demyx followed him in, saying nothing but a few yawns, and an occasional sobbing of words like, "Mr. Fishy…" When they entered, the two older boys met up with a very angry Slash. She pointed her finger around her room. Now they knew why Slash was so mad. It looked like a combination of Xaldin's tornados and Xigbar's sniper guns went off in here. "I want it spotless! It is in fact, your fault." She said. "But first, Demyx will come with me to go grocery shopping since it is my turn and all, and Axel; you'll stay here and clean up my room. When I get back, it better not have even a molecule out of place!" Slash added. Shortly after Slash and Demyx's departure, they arrived at The Store of Notorious Items for Notorious Villains and Nobodies, shopping list in hand. "Okay, what the heck do we need to get?" Slash said, glancing down at the list. It read the following:
1)Milk
2)Eggs
3)Hair gel-Xemnas
4)Sniper Gun Polish-Xigbar
5)Long hair shampoo-Xaldin
6)Sewing kit-Saix (Slash is saying, "What the hell? It must be for that teddy bear he always carries around in his cloak…Not that I would know anything about that…")
7)Replacement chakram spikes-Axel
8)Gummy Bears-Demyx
9)Texas Hold 'Em set-Luxord
10)New Keyblade key chains-Roxas
The "Gummy Bears" on the list just seemed to be scratched in. "Demyx, did you write this?" Slash asked him, waving the list in his face. "Yeah, but I'm hungry!" Demyx whined. "How am I supposed to get all these items if you're scratching in things that I don't need to get?" Slash retorted. "But I want gummy bears!" Demyx wailed. "Well, tough luck, you ain't gettin your stupid gummy bears!" Slash answered. "Why can't I have them?" Demyx whimpered. "Because, I said no!" Slash retorted. "Yes!" Demyx said. "No!" Slash answered.
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"No, and that's final!" Slash was starting to lose her temper.
20 minutes later….
"I can't believe I let him get those stupid gummy bears." Slash murmured. "Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys also very round and super chunky….They come in red and yellow and pink and blue. Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys we love you!" Demyx sang the "Rainbow monkey" theme song from Kids Next Door. "Why me?" Slash was losing it. "Okay, now all we need is cereal and fish…" Slash read the two last items off of the list, "Demyx, I'll get the cereal and you get the fish." "NOOOO! You get the fish, I'll get the cereal!" Demyx remarked, recalling the "Mr. Fishy Incident". "Ugh, fine!" Slash stormed off towards the fish department of the store. A few minutes later, Slash returned with the fish, and found Demyx…Still standing there. "Did you get the cereal?" Slash asked, putting the fish in the cart. "No." Demyx replied. "Why not?" Slash questioned. "I can't find the cereal." Demyx pouted. Slash looked up at the aisle sign, it read: HOT/COLD CEREAL, and OATMEAL. "Demyx, what does that sign say?" Slash asked. "Uh…..Kumquat? Duodenum?" Demyx answered stupidly. "Demyx, a kumquat is a citrus fruit; duodenum is a part of your small intestine. Where the hell are you getting these words!" Slash retorted. "The dictionary." Demyx replied proudly. "You….read the dictionary?" Slash chuckled, "I'd like to see that." "You think I can't do it!" Demyx retorted. "No, no, or course I think you can do it!" Slash said, faking a smile. "Of course he can't do it, his brain probably isn't big enough…" Slash thought. Slash and Demyx found the cereal and bought all the needed items on the list, even Demyx's gummy bears. "Demyx, why did you want gummy bears anyway?" Slash asked, walking towards the door to her, hopefully clean, room. "So I can bite there heads off!" Demyx said evilly. "Okaay…" Slash replied. She opened the door to her room, followed by Demyx, who was tearing the heads off of all the green gummy bears. "Oh…My….GOD!" Slash yelled. Axel was standing in the doorway to her bathroom, dressed in a maid's outfit, dress and all.
"Oh, we're playing dress up?" Demyx asked happily. He ran into the closet and locked the door. "Axel, what the hell are you wearing, and why!" Slash demanded. "I feel more comfortable in this, than in those itchy robes!" Axel snapped. "Sheesh, sorry!" Slash remarked. "Taaa daaa! Look, I'm a pwetty, pwetty pwincess!" Demyx announced. He emerged from the closet, dressed in a HUGE pink, frilly, princess dress with unicorns on it, and he was wearing a princess hat. "Hey Slash, Xigbar wants to know—" Roxas started entering Slash's room. He looked at Axel, then back at Demyx, and then at Slash. "You put them up to this didn't you!" Roxas demanded. Slash pushed him out the door of her room. "NO!" She screamed before she slammed the door behind him. To be continued…