no i don't own inuyasha or any one he knows... sighs.
chapter 4. it's a date
"Yes he does have a girlfriend, me." The voice these words belonged to were none other than the school's ho, Kikyo.
"Um, excuse me but he has his own mind and mouth to speak with, okay? Besides don't you have surgery or something to do with you're damned nose? You should really get that fixed, looking like a parrot really isn't you."
"Why you fucking whore. Just because you're jealous of my sexy looks, doesn't mean that you can deprive this poor boy the opportunity to have a good time."
"Actually, sweetie, I wouldn't be depriving him of anything except whatever S.T.D. that you might have and I'm pretty sure he'll thank me for that one." Every one stopped and just stood there for a minute, then Inuyasha decided it was time to say something.
"Kagome? What are you doing this weekend?" With that one sentence everyone noticed Inuyasha, as if for the first time.
"Oh, um, I'm not doing anything really why?"
"Do you want to come over my place for dinner? Oh and by the way no I don't have a girl friend." Alex started laughing like a mad man at what Inuyasha said. Like it was a big joke.
"What the hell are you laughing at?" Kikyo asked, just the tiniest bit miffed.
"Ha, at you! It seems that our friend here has very good taste in girls. Congratulations Inuyasha, Kagome happens to be a very nice girl." Both teens just blushed.
"What the hell you fucking fagot! Why don't you go blow some guy! You piece of shit! No wonder every one hates you, you like the cock but chase after pussy. Really you are a very confused little boy, you should really fix that. Oh and get that problem fixed with your parents, I know a good therapist if you need one." Laughing with her "followers" Kikyo was having a jolly good time at Alex's expense. This angered Kagome to no end so she decided to say something about it.
"Listen you ignorant twenty-five cent whore blowing guys is your job, so your nasty self needs to get back to work before your pimp finds out you left your corner and comes to beet your plastic ass." Kikyo started to turn red at Kagome's words.
"What the fuck did you just say? Sorry but you have to have money in the bank in order to talk to me." No longer laughing this time she crossed her arms like that was that. Oh was she wrong.
"From what I hear all you need is a car, you pussy eating, cock sucking, ass licking, plastic hermaphrodite, now I suggest you leave before I take one of my safety pins and pop you fake ass tits."
With that Kikyo made an about face, and with a grunt she left with five other girls behind her.
"Yeah go suck on a big ass floppy donkey dick you know you like it!" Kagome yelled after Kikyo laughing the whole time, now that she was in a better mood about how she just got to both insult and threaten her most hated enemy.
"So, Inuyasha, what are we going to have for dinner?" she smiled a smile that warmed his heart to no end.
"Well, you see my fair lady, I happen to be an extraordinary chef and I can create any thing your kind heart so happens to desire."
"Is that so? Well then it's a date. I'll be at your house Saturday night, at about six-ish?" with that the bell rang and everyone split the seen heading off to there designated classes.
The day ended with out any further incidences. Except one minor factor, Inuyasha was freaking out about having a girl come over for dinner. What the hell was I thinking! Holy crap! I can't do this! His nervous break down was interrupted by a phone call. RING RIGN!
He picked up the phone. "Hello?" and he was surprised by the voice on the other end.
"Hey Inuyasha! I need directions to your place. Or do you not want me to go over your place for dinner?" Kagome giggled loudly in the earpiece. But she could only hear silence on the other line. "Inuyasha? Are you there? Hello? Dude, that's not cool answer or I'm hanging up."
"Uh, well yeah. Hi?" mentally slapping himself for being such the intellectual, he heard another giggle from Kagome and his mother right behind him. "Kags, can you hold on for a sec? Thanks." Before she could answer any protest or anything of the sort, Inuyasha got off of the phone. In place of Inuyasha's voice, a women's voice was heard instead.
"Hello?" this shocked Kagome to no end. Who was this and why is she on the phone when Inuyasha was supposed to be?
"Uh, yes hello"
"Hi there, I'm Inuyasha's mother, Iris. He told me that you need directions to our house. Do you want to get dropped off over here or would you like to us to pick you up?" Kagome was shocked, never in her life had she heard so sweet and charming a women as the one she was speaking with at this moment.
"Well I think it would be best if I were to be dropped off by my mother she would like to meet you and to know the location to where I am in case of an emergency."
"Well in that case I'll tell you how to get here. It's simple really go to the school, we're right across the street from the finishing school, Stony point, the Mountain Springs Apartments. See simple. Well it was nice talking to you I really need to go but tell your mother that can't wait to meet her. Okay here's Yasha. Bye!" she turned to Inuyasha, who at the moment was covering his face in pure humiliation at the way, his mother just spoke to the girl that was coming over for dinner. "Sweetie she is so adorable. Here is the phone I need to go shopping now so be ready to help me when I get back." With that Inuyasha's mother was out the door in a flash.
"Hello?" Silence. "Hello?" even more silence. "Hello? Kagome are you there?"
"Ha, ha , ha! What... wow... your mom is so, so..… ADORABLE!" after that all Inuyasha could hear was uncontrollable laughter. He was starting to get annoyed. "Okay I'm done. Well I have the directions down pact. Hey, Inuyasha?"
"What? Hmm. Are you going to make more fun of my poor defenseless mother huh? What did she ever do to you?" annoyed but sarcastic at the same time he answered her.
"Ha no I like your mom I can't wait to meet her. But yeah I have to go my mom is telling me to get off of the phone. But yeah I wanted to ask you if I could go over before dinner so we can hang out a little." She held her breath while she waited for his answer.
"Why you would want to do that I don't know but yeah sure come on over. What time are you coming over then?"
"How about twelve? My mom is leaving for my aunts early tomorrow and she won't have time to take me later on… and I'm rambling aren't I?"
"Ha, yeah you are but it's okay. But be warned, I have to baby sit tomorrow morning until about five so be ready."
"Sounds great. I love kids! Well sorry to rush this but I have to go now I'll call you before I go. Talk to you later! Bye!" with that she hung up before Inuyasha had a chance to answer.
"That was weird." Yash put the phone on the hook and retreated to his room until his mother called for him to help put away groceries.
Kagome on the other hand was sitting down in her room listening to her parents argue again about who was going to take custody of her when her father moved. At the moment her mother was sobbing uncontrollably while her father was yelling at the top of his lungs at how Mrs. Higurashi was an idiot and such other names I shall not mention.
"Fuck I can't take this any more. Just hurry up and be tomorrow already so I don't have to put up with this crap." Her father burst out of the front door with a huff leaving a distraught Mrs. Higurashi to be left alone. With the sound of her mother crying she went to sleep.
Her dreams were filled with horror that night. Not a dry eye in the house. She dreamed of horrible things that her parents would do to each other and then an off full image of each of her parents have half of her body. She woke with a fright and decided that sleep wasn't going to come so she went to the kitchen to get a midnight snack.
"Hey darling, are you alright?" her mother asked
"Yeah how about you? You and dad got really into it this time."
"Everything is alright. Kagome I want to talk to you about something." Kagome shook her head showing her mother that she was ready to talk. "Well you are fifteen now and well you are now old enough to decide who you would rather live with when your father moves to Texas." Kagome shook her head.
"I know mom and I've already figured out who I would like to stay with. So mamma, where are we going to stay after we sell the house?" they spoke for a while longer than finally decided it was time to go to sleep. For the first time in years Kagome and her mother went to sleep in the same room like they did when she was younger and she had really bad nightmares.
The next day was tough her mom and dad argued again that morning. So Kagome and her mother left the house I a fury scared that her father was going to do something that wouldn't be very pleasant to either of them, plus Kagome didn't want to see her dad get carted off by police again.
"Okay Kagome lets go meet your friend and I'll leave so you two can have some fun."
"Hi there! I'm Iris Odin." Inuyasha's mother put her hand out to shake both Higurashi's hands.
"I'm Inuyasha, nice to meet you Mrs. Higurashi."
"Oh, well you're a polite young man. Hi there I'm Sekura Higurashi, and this is Kagome." Feeling the awkward moment both Inuyasha and Kagome just smiled as the two older women got acquainted with each other.
"Okay I'm going now darling, call me if you need anything I'll be here to pick you up later." The Higurashi's hugged and kissed then there was one. Kagome sat on the couch a tad nervous about the events that were to come then she saw a small head pop out of the hallway. Soon enough the two strangers were introduced by Inuyasha who had to drag the little hid bye its fit into plane view.
"Kagome this is my nephew Shipou. Munchkin this is Kagome." He said with a smile.
"Is she your girlfriend?" Both Kagome and Inuyasha face faulted.
yay finally! few! ok maybe i'm not good enough to get a chap. every week. i'll keep trying though! R/R please! later!