Authors' note: A Dianoga is that trash monster thing in ANH
P.S. Thanks for all the reviews!
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Why was there a core shaft in the Emperor's throne room?
It sure is a mystery, but don't worry... Palpatine got to the bottom of it.
Why did Darth Vader log on to eBay?
So he could do his master's bidding!
What happened to the stormtrooper who was hard of hearing?
He served aboard the Deaf Star!
Why did nobody want to play basketball with the Dianoga?
He would always talk trash!
Didja hear that Luke Skywalker dressed up as the Abominable Snowman?
Yeah... the Force was with him, but he was not a Jedi Yeti.
What happened when Luke Skywalker broke up with his starship?
It became his Ex-wing.
Why did Han Solo dress up like a Russian emperor before leaving the Mos Eisley Cantina?
Because he was czary about the mess.
How do Sand People shave?
With a Tusken Razor!
Didja hear about the Emperor's new luxury cruise liner?
It was called the TIEtanic!
Why did Darth Maul shine his horns before going out?
He wanted to look sharp!
Why did General Grievous allow his bodyguard to join an experimental theatre troupe?
He was a very avant guard.
Why did Anakin Skywalker get tired of being a Jedi?
He just got burned out!
How do you beat a pit droid at poker?
Just hit it on the nose and it'll fold real fast.
Didja hear about the Tusken Raider who left his tribe to get a job at Walmart?
Yeah, but he'll soon be back... and in greeter numbers!
Why did R2-D2 project a hologram of a ladder?
He was playing the rung message!
Why did Obi-Wan Kenobi repeat the words "Jedi starfighter" over and over again?
It had a nice ring to it!
Why did everyone listen to Orn Free Taa's opinions?
He carried a lot of weight
Didja hear about the planet filled entirely with cows?
It was in the Moooooooostafar system!
Who were the guardians of peace and justice and really nice toenails?
The Pedi Knights!
Why did R2-D2 eat a lot of moussaka, stifado, and galaktoboureko?
He was an overweight glob of Greece!
Didja hear that Luke Skywalker kept lying about his time spent in the trash compactor?
Yeah, but eventually he came clean.
Didja hear that Darth Vader really knew how to dance?
He twisted... by the dark side...
Didja hear that Lando kept exaggerating about the sarlacc?
Yeah... he went a bit overboard with it.
Why did Admiral Piett buy a bunch of Duracells?
So he could intensify the forward batteries!
Why did Captain Solo worry so much about his wardrobe?
He had a vested interest in it!
Which Jedi grew up on a corn farm?
Shuck Ti!