Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! Screw that! It is MIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Author's Note: Well, I decided to humour Kakashi in the next chap. For now I want to prank Sasuke and Sakura. Hope you'll like it! Warning, flame my grammar and I'll stuck a kunai up on your ass, complete with an explosive tag! I'm a bit stressed after I'm finished with one of the stupid test, so I'm quite snappish! I don't want to read that. I got enough of them from my other fics and was quite frustrated for having to explain about my lack ability in grammar every time. I'll fix the grammar when a beta edits the story. Phiuh… Now that I have let out my frustration (ah…the joy!), you can read.
Part FourWhen Sasuke arrived on training field 7, he didn't expect to see Sakura dumped on a 2 meters deep-hole acting like a scared rabid dog. There were tears on her eyes, and she didn't seem to see him outside. The pink haired girl tried to climb the hole frantically to no avail. Her mind didn't work at all. He wondered what happened to her that made her acted like that. There was nothing inside that hole and she acted like ghosts swarmed her. Apparently she even forgot how to jump. 2 meters wasn't deep at all. Only untrained academy student couldn't climb that.
"Bugs… bugs…Ahhhhhhh! Get away from me!" she shrieked. He blinked.
There are no bugs inside that hole… Then something clicked inside his mind. Genjutsu!
He contemplated whether he needed to help her or not…He scratched his head and sighed. As much as he disliked her, if he didn't help her there was a possibility that she would end at mental institution after this. And he didn't want her parents killed him for not helping their daughter before he could avenge his families' deaths.
"Oey, Haruno, catch my hand," he didn't want to jump inside, not wanting to know what his number 1 crazy fangirl would do to him if he did that, so he only offered his hand to the girl.
She looked up terrified when she heard his voice and then screamed very loudly that he had to withdraw his hands to cover his eardrums as he cringed at the shrilly-loud voice.
"Stay away! Stay away from me, you disgusting piece of slimy worm!" Sasuke gaped. Sakura ran to the otherside while waving her hand to swipe the imaginary bugs that swarmed her before. Apparently she was more terrified of him than the bugs.
A vein popped on his forehead. Slimy worm? That BITCH! He has lowered himself to help her and she dared to call him THAT! He stood up and walked away, gritting his teeth. Now, he really hoped that she would end at the mental institution, so she could never bother him anymore.
Just as he walked 3 steps from the hole, a rope caught his left ankle and pulled him up. Sasuke widened his eyes. He quickly took a kunai and slashed the rope that caught him before landing on the ground. The moment his left feet touched the ground, it gave away, and he, Uchiha Sasuke, for the 2nd time in 2 days fell into a hole.
He almost groaned when he realized this, but caught himself remembering that he was the last and heir of the respected Uchiha clan.
He grabbed the edge of the hole and sighed, while wondering just what was the hissing sound below. He climbed and when he was already outside he looked down into the hole and widened his eyes when he saw just what was making the hissing sound.
Snakes…as in snakes, reptilians with no legs, slimy, with 2 divided tongue in the end, and of course not to forget that some of them were poisonous. He shuddered when he realized what would happen to him if he fell in the hole. He vowed to never ever have a deal with snake in the future! (AN: ah, the irony. Don't you think so?) Too bad for him he didn't notice that it was only genjutsu and that there was nothing inside the hole beside sticky goop.
Deciding that the ground was dangerous, the dark haired genin leaped to the nearest branch only to slip because of some slippery liquid someone (wink wink) applied there. He balanced his body, but not before he felt something snapped. Just as he touched the ground (while hoping that there won't be any hole anymore) 10 kunais shot up at his direction. He deflected 8 that would get him if he didn't do something, while he let the other 2. Unfortunately for him those 2 kunais weren't meant for him, but for 2 transparent strings that were attached to another trap. 2 giant logs were swinging at him. Sasuke reached for 2 kunais and sliced the ropes that held them. Too bad for him that the maker of this so-called trap has anticipated this. One of the logs landed on the end of a well-covered plank. And as it was heavy, the other end of the plank came upwards and launched the thing that was put there. A tied bag was thrown to him. It was not over however, when the other log set off another trap and a barrage of kunai launched and destroyed the bags. The content of the bag was poured out. White flour was all he saw and not wanting to repeat the same thing as yesterday, Sasuke leaped to his right… Only to have himself blocked by an invisible object that was obviously covered by genjutsu. He was too late to avoid the flour now and he could only turned his back so his face wouldn't be covered by it.
Grumbling he turned again when he was sure that it was over. His eyes twitched when he felt like his back needed to be scratched thoroughly. He scratched his back, but the itchy feeling didn't leave him, instead it became worse. His eyes widened in rage when he realized what the flour was. It was itching powder! He gritted his teeth and swore that if he ever found out the one who built this trap, he would torture him!
Heading to the nearest water source he knew off, a nearby small river, Sasuke refrained his hand to scratch his back, hands, head and legs. He was cursing all the way. He had to face off against some simple kunai and shuriken traps that he easily disposed. His desperation to get rid of the itches motivated him to move faster than his usual max speed. He was really glad when he saw the blue color of water in distance. He looked up in alert when he felt himself stepped on something that would most likely trigger a trap. Much to his relief, there was nothing barreled up on him. His relief was short-lived however, when a rain of kunais with some of them holding explosive tags launched toward him. His eyes widened.
The sound of explosion rang throughout the training field 7 and beyond that. The people who trained on field 4-10 whirled their heads in shock, stopping their activities, they were trying to find the source of the earthquake and the abnormally loud sound of explosions. Yes, explosions, not explosion. Apparently the explosives set each other off and made a series of blasts.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE!" A scream of frustration was heard throughout the forest.
Naruto opened his eyes lazily. A smirk plastered on his face. Judging from its sound, the Uchiha heir was in the 1st layer of the trap field he built. He chuckled wondering when the boy would pass through all 3 layers and arrived at the designed point, which where he was right now.
He wondered what happen to the pink haired kunoichi. He was sure that he has heard her terrified shriek and knew that she was caught in genjutsu trap on the 1st layer. He hoped that her mind didn't snap and she became crazy because of severe trauma.
Now…if only the annoying jounin appeared…
Deep inside him, he heard the fox laughed at his mischief while giving him advice and ideas to enhance his traps. Naruto grinned mischievously.
"Nah, I just want to prank them, not killing them off," he rejected the ideas, although he stored them for later use.
TBC…
Sasuke thought that it was a trap left by the previous people used the training field 7 and even maybe Kakashi who said that he would give them survival test, and not Naruto. He has a suspicion that Naruto was the one who built the trap, but didn't want to admit that he was being bested by the 'dobe', and so he pushed that suspicion out of his mind.
Reply:
Aje-chan: well, yeah, English isn't my native language. It is not used daily in my country. Actually from what I gathered it is only used for business with people from other countries that used English. My junior and senior high school's English teachers didn't really cover much about grammar. So it was easy to understand that I suck at tenses, especially tenses like: past perfect continuous, etc that extremely confused me. I developed my writing skill from reading other fics, and you know that not all fics have good grammar…There isn't any writing school around (at least from what I know), not to mention that to attend that kind of school I need money, something that was a bit tight for me. Beside, I only write fanfiction for fun.
Anime-game-freak: Bloodline limit for Naruto? I didn't plan to make him have that. But I plan to have him know about shunshin no jutsu that his father (yondaime) has. That jutsu doesn't require bloodline, does it? I'm not too sure… I haven't read manga till the chapters about his father. Heck, Naruto manga in my country has only reached volume 13 (in the final chuunin exam, fight between Gaara and Sasuke) and still continuing.
antiassasinguy: I have read Naruto! Greatest Hero
blazer-6: no pairings in mind. Too lazy to write about romance
G Man: thanks for the info. I have remembered Chouji's surname after I posted the 2nd chap, but I still forgot Ino's surname.
Hitomi No Ryu: well actually I have many more ideas for fanfiction. There are about 70 including the ideas that I have written in I posted so many titles since my first attempt because I didn't want anyone posting fanfiction with similar idea to mine before I could post my own fic. You could say that I'm selfish or anything, but I like to know that my ideas are original. For my fics that were similar with other people's fics, I wrote that because I am interested to write those.Kitsune-Itai: I like the idea where Naruto annoyed the other members of team more, than got him off of that team. Actually it was the others that were miserable having Naruto as the member of team 7. It will be fun to see how Naruto tried to push their button O-O
Mooneyoukai: No, I haven't had someone beta this fic. Ryuchi has already offered to be a beta for me, but he hasn't sent the edited version.
Ryuu Ken: No, I didn't plan any pairing for this fic.
simpleinsantiy: oh, don't worry… I will. Ho ho ho ho ho! Just watch!
TenshiKaitou: what's the difference?
The-Rogue-Otaku: maybe, you're right. Well, I don't know… Let's just see the outcome!
Yum2: Can genin resign after he graduated? I thought that ninja could only retire when they couldn't perform any mission anymore because of their body is beyond repair, or if they're old. And sandaime didn't think of doing that. He leaved that problem of picking up Naruto to Kakashi. Let's just say that sandaime thought that Kakashi needed to be taught a lesson, and if the silver haired jounin annoyed Naruto, Hokage knew what the boy would do to him. So, really…he just happy to relieve the Naruto's problems and Kakashi and has fun watching them. I haven't finished my exam. Infact this Monday I got a big test.
ZwngDragon: No, he didn't have any.
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