Kitty Monster: Here we have the first interview of The Randim Interviews. I'm sorry if it doesnt make much sense, I am kind of crazy and random and weird.

Fang: Yep, you're crazy alright. Like wacko, scary crazy.

Kitty Monster: Am not! Well, I am now ignoring Fang so I can talk again. I have random thoughts so I am just going to write what I'm thinking and you better deal with it. So, Fang would you like to tell everybody who we are interviewing today?

Fang: Sure. Today on The Random Interviews we are having Seth Clearwater from Twilight. And maybe other people too, cause I don't control what Kitty Monster writes.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight, Maximum Ride.

Fang:bold, Seth:underlined

Interview #1: Seth Clearwater

I know that werewolves don't like vampires but if you had to pick your favorite vampire who would it be?

My answer will probably surprise a lot of people but I think my favorite vampire would have to be Victoria. I don't know why I like Victoria so much but I do. I didn't want to help kill her but I didn't want her to kill Bella so I pitched in to help.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, okay then Seth. That was unexpected. So tell us more about it.

Oooooooh, once after we killed her I thought I saw her again and so did Edward. He and I made a bet that I couldn't interview her with out getting hurt (he wasnt going to let me get killed) but I thought that I could do it. I was right! I put it on YouTube to prove that vampires and werewolves could at least, sorta get along. Hey you're probably wondering how I interviewd a dead vampire but even I am not exactly sure how I did that. You can even ask Edward, I really did do it though. It was so fun!

, that's weird Seth. I don't know how you did it either but I am not going to ask. Um, time for a new question. Do you like to chase squirrels? i was wondering if you did because you know dogs like chasing squirrels and you guys are like dog people. Oh, wow, I'm talking as much as Nudge. It's a disaster! Um, yeah I'm gonna let you answer now.

No, I don't really like to chase squirrels but I think Jacob and Paul do. I prefer birds and cats myself. I also have an odd obsession with polar bears but i've never actually met one and I don't think I'd want to chase one either.

Jacob: I do not chase squirrels! Oooh, look a squirrel! *runs away and chases squirrel*

Does anybody know how he got here? I don't. Oh well, I guess i should ask you another question now. Do you-

No, I actually don't like pie! Why does everybody ask me that?

I wasn't going to ask that but thank you for answering anyways. I was going to ask if you liked bacon. So do you like bacon?

No, I don't like bacon. I am a vegetarian werewolf! I can't stand how mean they are to the poor little cute animals that have never done anything wrong.

I thought you liked cats and birds.

I do, but i only like to chase them, not eat them.

I didn't know that werewolves could be vegetarians. I would expect that being wolfish would make you like meat more because wolves are carnivores aren't they?

Why does eveybody find it so weird that I'm a vegetarian werewolf? It's not like I find it weird that you have freaking wings for crying out loud! And i should find that weird because people aren't supposed to have wings!

Blame the School, not me. I didn't ask for wings you know. You have no idea how many times I've wished I didn't have wings so that I could be a normal teenager. What is your favorite part about being a werewolf?

My favorite part about being a werewolf is that I get to turn into a wolf! You have no idea how much I dreamt about being able to turn into a wolf when I was little! It's like a dream come true.

That's cool, i guess. My favorite part about being a birdkid is-

Kitty Monster: No one cares Fang! We aren't here to read about you, we are here to read about your interview with Seth. So stop talking about yourself and start asking Seth questions! Okay, Fang?

Yes Kitty Monster. I understand. Please don't yell at me. I don't like being yelled at, I mean like I really, really don't like being yelled at.

Kitty Monster: FANG! You're doing it again!

Sorry. Um, I'm all out of questions. So bye Seth.

Bye, Fang!

Kitty Monster: People please remeber that if you want the real answers to these questions you should probably go ask Stephanie Meyer. I don't know the real answers. Please review. I want to know if any of you think I'm as crazy as Fang thinks I am and oh yeah, i want to know what you thought of my story too.