Me: We're finally back! See, I warned you about life getting in the way. (sigh) Let's get this thing on the road!
Austin: I really hope there are less questions about personal stuff this time… yeesh.
Ally: You're one to talk. Do you not remember what questions I answered?!
Dallas: She makes a point.
Kellyanneadair: Dallas how do u feel about austin and allys kiss and austin r u happy u made him feel tht way :D
Dallas: …Well that went down the drain.
Austin and Ally: Fast.
Dallas: Anyway, I really don't know- I guess if Ally's happy, I'm happy too.
Ally: (blushes hard)
Austin: (glares hard) Next question.
Me: Excuse me? I believe there was a second part to that question? ;)
Austin: I hate your guts.
Me: :D
Austin: Eh I could care less how Dallas feels. Happy now?
Me: I was happy when I read the question :P Moving on!
daddysgirl11: Austin, how dare you think you can just skip my question? Not nice. Anyway, I think Ally just kind of admitted that she likes *cough loves cough* you. ;P
Austin: I HATE YOU PEOPLE!
Me: This show is so much fun (squeals)
Austin: But-but this isn't exactly a question!
Me: She did technically ask why you thought you could skip it.
Austin: Because it was too personal.
Me: What do you think the point of this show is?!
Austin: D:
Me: And I'm not gonna let you ignore the second part either. In fact… (takes picture of the second part, prints it, glues it to Austin's forehead) There.
Austin: I. HATE. YOU. PEOPLE.
Me: We wuv you too.
Austinallyforever: I have a question: Ally, you've had crushes on both Dallas and Austin, you dated one for a short amount of time - but who did you lile more - Austin or Dallas?
Ally: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Me: This. Show. Is. So. Much. Fun.
Trish and Dez: I KNOW RIGHT? :D
Me: Yeah your turn's next.
Trish and Dez: We know… :(
Ally: I seriously need to quit.
Me: Contract. (shows a contract)
Ally: Wha- I never signed that!
Me: I signed it for you.
Ally: That's um… not legal.
Me: So?
Ally: Gah… ok fine I'll answer the question. Um uh… I like-D Austin more. And I emphasized the "D" so that you would not tease me.
Me: Just a bit of editing…
Austin and Ally: I. HATE. YOU. PEOPLE.
EnvyNV: HAHAHA! That's so funny! I have a question! Ally, if you had to pick between Dallas or Austin, which one would you pick? *cough* Austin *cough*
Ally: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (stabs me)
Me: I'm invincible- I'm an author.
Ally: I hate you so much…
Me: I know :D
Ally: I already answered one embarrassing question, why do I need the second one?!
Me: What, you expect me to keep track?
Ally: I hate you!
Me: Answer.
Ally: Never.
Me: Answer.
Ally: Never.
Me: Answer.
Ally: Never.
Austin and Dallas: ANSWER!
Ally: Fine.
Me: Well you love one of them…
Ally: What?! Why do you assume that?!
Me: Cuz you did it when they asked you to.
Ally: … -.-
Me: Now…
Austin: Answer.
Ally: (blushes)
Dallas: Answer.
Ally: (blush fades)
Me: AHA SHE LOVES AUSTIN, NOT DALLAS. OTHERWISE SHE WOULD'VE BLUSHED WHEN DALLAS SAID TO ANSWER.
Ally: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Me: Next question (grins)
maddiegirl56: This isn't a question but I dare austin and ally to kiss for at least 8 seconds. :)
Me: :O
Austin and Ally: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY…?!
Me: Do it! We must do what the fans demand! (grabs camera)
Ally: Do you really hate us that much? :(
Austin: Yeahhhh (makes sad face)
Me: …(sighs) No. I'll get you out of it. (runs over to computer, does some research, comes back) According to the internet, the kiss in Real Life & Reel Life was longer than 8 seconds. As such… you guys are free.
Austin and Ally: YES! THANK YOU! (hugs me)
Me: I also learned that Dez filmed the entire kiss and it might be shown in Real Life & Reel Life B)
Austin and Ally: (move away from me, glare at Dez)
Dez: …Well uh… Seeya! (runs off)
Austin and Ally: (chase Dez)
FunnyPicklesAreAwesome: I LOVE IT! YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SO FUNNY! Here's another one: Ally, would you go out with Austin if you could?
Ally: (peeks back onscreen) Uhhh can't answer gotta (cough) murder someone.
Dez: HELP! HELP ME! HELLLP MEEEEE!
Me: Answer first. Plus I think Dez has a question coming up so you can't kill him.
Austin and Ally: (walk onscreen) Awww….
Ally: Ok um… If he asked me out I'd say yes, but if he didn't I wouldn't like, cry or anything.
Austin: (looks intrigued)
WinterFairy7337: Hi, I just wanted to say I like this fanfic, the humor, and everything. :)
Me: Aww thanks! But next time ask a question. I like torturing these poor kids.
Austin, Ally, Trish, Dez, Dallas, and Megan: We love you too. (end of sarcasm)
Megan: OMG! I finally got a line in!
Me: Yeah yeah, whatever. Next question!
…
Me: What?! Nothing?! That's it?! Oh come on! Why?!
Austin, Ally, Trish, Dez, Dallas, and Megan: FREEDOM!
Megan: Yes! Three lines! Oh hey, now four.
Me: Alright. Seeya next time.