Dee covered the cookies in her cake container. Those were her cookies, damnit.
"I'M GONNA GO DO SOME READING!" She shouted. "AND THESE COOKIES BETTER BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK!"
She cut off the lights in the kitchen and went to her room.
Quiet.
Darkness.
Perfect for a being of stealth such as the danger noodle, the meat slinky, the dook knight, the ferret.
"Dook."
Ferret slinked through the kitchen. She would get Dee's cookies, and nothing would stop her.
Sliding up to the cake container, Ferret licked her lips in anticipation of eating Dee's cookies. I bet they taste like chocolate. She thought as she lifted the container.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEID! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEID!" Alarms started blaring.
"I KNEW IT!" Dee said as she slammed open the door. "WE HAVE A FERRET THIEF AFTER MY COOKIES!"
"Oh no." Ferret grabbed the plate and jumped out the window.
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!" Dee shouted.
Rin came out of the garage, holding her gun. She saw Ferret running for the trees.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Rin started firing her porg gun.
"OWAAAAAA!" Porgs rocketed through the air at high speeds. "OWAAAAAA!" "OWAAAAAA!" "OWAAAAAA!"
Ferret stumbled as she tried to outrun all of the porgs.
"YOU'RE GONNA HANG, FERRET!" She heard Dee shout behind her. "YOU'RE GONNA HANG FROM THE TALLEST TREE!"
The porgs were gaining on her. If she could just reach the cliff. '
Ferret went into maximum dookerdrive. Running as fast as her furry legs would take her.
She heard the sound of a motor behind her. Dee and Rin were in an ATV and still firing porgs at her.
"DOOOOOOOOOK!" Ferret shouted into the forrest.
Eventually, she reached the cliff, stopping at the edge.
"IT'S OVER FERRET!" Dee shouted, pointing her porg gun at her. "NOW HAND OVER MY COOKIES!"
Ferret closed her eyes, and jumped off of the cliff.
Rin jumped out and looked over the edge. "Holy-"
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" A giant flying ferret flew past, with Ferret on its back, eating Dee's cookies.
"CURSE YOU FERRET!" Dee shouted.