It was the next morning. It had snowed overnight. Brain woke up. "Oh god!" he sniffed. "It looks like I have to shovel all of the walks, again!" He then got up from his bed, and made a cup of coffee. He looked around sneakily to see if anyone else was around. After making sure that no one was around, Brain poured some vodka into his coffee. "Ah, now that's the stuff!" he said as he sipped his drink. "Now time to shovel the damn walks." To his surprise the walks had already been shoveled. "The walks are all clear! Who could of done this?" he exclaimed. He then saw some snow being thrown, so he decided to investigate it. Brain walked up to Quagmire, & Gretchen. "Quagmire? Gretchen? You're the ones that doing this?" "Yeah, Brain." Quagmire said as he shoveled. "This is our gift to you." Gretchen added. Brain was amazed at the sight before him. "Thanks guys, you saved me from doing a whole lot of unwanted work! I'll make sure I'll remember this when writing out your pay checks later."
At Lazlo's cabin, Lazlo was just getting up. "Ah, what a good night's sleep." he said. Clam suddenly got up. "CHRISTMAS DAY!!!! YAY!!!" "Clam, Christmas isn't until tomorrow!!" Raj said sleepily. "Oh dang!" Clam said sadly. "It's not like he's gettin' anything for Christmas." Lazlo sniffed. "Yeah, what an ass!" Raj added. "Well, it's time to get dressed!" Lazlo said happily. Lazlo looked at his reflection in the mirror. "Good morning, Lazlo old chap. How are you?" the reflection said. "I'm doin' fine, reflection." Lazlo responded. "So are you gonna hang with your sexy girls today?" the reflection asked. "You mean Patsy & Penny? Yeah of course!" Lazlo said. "Then why are you standin' here talking to me for? Go be with yo' ho's!" his reflection said in a Snoop Doog type of voice. "Okay just as soon, as I get done." Lazlo said. After he got done doing his morning routine, Lazlo went to watch the morning news, until Raj started bugging him. "Lazlo, who was you talkin' to?" "I was talking to myself outloud." Lazlo sniffed. "Can I have time in the bathroom to talk to myself? Damn!" "Geez, don't get your tail in a knot. I'd just asked you a simple question." Raj sniffed. "This is like getting the Bulls to win a game, except stupidier."
Meanwhile on the other side of camp, Patsy was laying on her bed, listening to the radio. She was also reading a magazine and eating some chocolates. "Ahh! There's nothing like reading a magazine, eating chocolates, & listening to the radio in a quiet cabin." she said as she ate another piece of chocolate. "I should get the cabin to myself more often!" This peaceful moment ended when Penny walked in. "I see that you're readin' that magazine with those naked guys again." she teased. "Shut up!" Patsy sniffed. "So what are we gonna do today?" Penny asked her. "It is Christmas eve." "You're looking at it." Patsy responded. "So you're gonna stay in here all day & listen to the radio and eat chocolates?" "Yeah." Patsy said. "Mind if I join ya?" Penny asked. "Sure." Patsy said. So Penny jumped onto the bed.
At Peter's office, Joe brought in the mail. "Here's the mail, Peter." he panted. Peter picked up the packages & letters. "God, look at all these packages! I wonder if any of them for me?" Peter exclaimed. "I doubt it." Joe said. "It's probably from the campers' families." So they shifted through the packages & letters. "Do we have the campers come down here and get them?" Peter asked. "I think it'll be wise to give them the packages tomorrow, and give them the letters today." Joe said. "Okay then." Peter said as he grabbed some of the packages. "We better put them somewhere where Stewie couldn't get his tiny hands on them, just like the last time."
(Flashback)
Stewie was looking around the closet at the Griffin house.
Stewie:(tosses stuff away) Damn! Where the fat one put those X'mas presents?
He toss more & more clothing away until he finally found them.
Stewie: Ah ha! There's the presents!!
He starts ripping the wrapping paper off the gifts.
Stewie: What's this? A Justin Timberlake CD? Oh Meg, you're so pathetic!
Brain walks in the scene.
Brain: Stewie! What the hell are you doin?
Stewie:Uh, I-I-I-I was looking for...
Then he looked at a old "Where's Waldo?" book.
Stewie: Waldo! Yeah, that's it. I'm looking for that Waldo fellow.
Brain: O-kay? Just put up the x-mas presents when you get done.
Stewie: Heh! Heh! That was easy!
He goes back to ripping through the gifts. Minutes later, Lois, & Peter walks into the closet.
Lois: Stewie!!
He turns around to see Lois looking angry.
Stewie: Lois!! I-I-I was looking for, uh...
Lois: Don't lie to me, young man! You were looking through the Christmas presents!!
Peter picks up a present that says, 'for Peter'. He opened it, a displeased look came across his face.
Peter: Lois, what the hell is this?
Lois: What?
Peter: You gave me a tie for Christmas!
Lois: Peter, not now. I'm dealing with Stewie!
Peter: We can deal with Stewie later. I want to talk about my unwanted gift, now! Why in the hell you brought me a fuckin' tie for? You know I wanted a brand new TV for Christmas!!
Lois: But Peter, they was all out of TV's, and I thought the tie would be a nice gift.
Peter: A tie is a pity gift, Lois. A pity gift! Well until I get my TV, you're not gettin' the necklace that I brought you!
Stewie:(thinking) I think I better leave while they're fighting!!!
So Stewie leaves the closet, while Peter & Lois fought. Peter grabs Lois in a headlock, and starts giving her a noogie. Lois then punches Peter in the nose, making him let her go. Then she does a karate kick and knocks Peter out.
(End Flashback)
Outside, Lazlo, Raj, & Clam was having another snowball battle. Of course Raj was losing. "Damn! I hate being the loser!!" the annoying elephant cried. "Loser!!" Clam shouted, stupidly. "Shut up, you cheeky bastard!!!" Raj sniffed. "I'm a cheeky bastard!! I'm a cheeky bastard!!" Clam called. Lazlo threw a snowball at Clam. "Now you're a dead cheeky bastard!" he laughed. "Now let's pelt him!!" "That'll be a wise idea!" Raj added. So they pelted Clam with a ton of snowballs, until he was completely covered in snow. "Well Raj," Lazlo said. "It looks like you've won." "I haven't won yet." Raj said. Then he threw a packed snowball at Lazlo. "Now I've won!" he laughed. "Now time to pratice some pool." Lazlo & Clam got up from the ground. "Well, I'll go see what Penny & Patsy are doing." Lazlo said as he lefted. Clam was alone. "Clam's lonely." Then he thought of something. "Clam go hang with talking baby!!" he shouted as he ran to Stewie's quarters. Patsy & Penny was still listening to the radio. Penny was nodding on & off, and this was getting Patsy's attention. "Penny, if you're sleepy, just lay down and take a nap." she said. Penny quickly woke up. "I-I'm not sleepy, Patsy. I was just restin' my eyes!!" "Sure." Patsy said as she turned a page in her magazine. Just then there was a knock on the cabin door. Patsy got up to answer it. It was of course Lazlo. "Hi Patsy." he said. "Hello Lazlo dear." she said in a sexy voice. "What are you guys doin'?" Lazlo asked. "Penny & I are listenin' to the radio." Patsy explained. "Can I join you two?" he asked. "Sure you can, sweetie." she exclaimed. So Lazlo walked inside. Penny sat up. "Hey Lazlo. How's my playa today?" "I'm doin' fine, Penny." he said. "So you're joinin' us?" she asked. "Yeah. I'm bored with everything else." Lazlo said as he sat on Patsy's bed.
A little bit later, Penny yawned loudly. "Oh boy! This radio listenin' sure makes you sleepy." "How 'bout we watch TV?" Lazlo asked. They both looked at Patsy. "What? Okay we can watch TV." she sniffed. So Penny turned on the TV. 'Dr. Phil' was on. "Shit!" Patsy said. "What's wrong?" Penny asked. "I'm out of chocolates!!" Patsy sniffed. "I'm not surprised. You've been eatin' them all mornin'." Penny teased. "I've got some snacks, Patsy." Lazlo said. "I can go get them." "Okay, Lazlo dear." she said. "Can I come with you?" Penny asked. "I haven't been anywhere since eariler." "Of course." Lazlo said. "Just don't be havin' sex now." Patsy teased. "Shut da fuck up!" Penny sniffed as she put her coat on.
At Lazlo's cabin, Lazlo checked to see if Clam or Raj wasn't around. "Why are you lookin' around for?" Penny asked. "I'm making sure that twat Clam & that silly bastard Raj isn't around." Lazlo explained. "Why?" the female mongoose asked. "Because I don't want them to see my secret snack stash!" Lazlo said as he pulled a safe from a hole underneath his bed. "Oh." Penny muttered. Lazlo then put the safe on the bed. Then he turned the dial on the safe. It took ten minutes. "Hurry up, Lazlo! I don't got all day!!" Penny sniffed. "Oh okay, old bean." Lazlo said. "I mean, okay Penny." Finally after twenty minutes of turning the dial, Lazlo got it open. "There!" he exclaimed. Inside of the safe, there was candy, chips, some soda, money, doughnuts, and some cakes. "So what do you want?" Lazlo asked. Penny looked through the tasty treats. "I'll take some of these Doritos, some Sprite, some doughnuts." Penny said, then she thought of something. "Lazlo, how 'bout we take everything?" "That's fine with me, Penny." he said. "Do you have a bag?" she asked. "No, but you can stuff them in your coat pockets." Lazlo said. After emptying the safe of it's snacks, Lazlo put the safe back in the hole under his bed. "Okay, with that done, let's go." he said happily. Meanwhile Patsy was still watching 'Dr. Phil'. The subject was: "Maury: Do we need this show?".
(Cut to Dr. Phil)
Dr. Phil: Today, we're talking to guests who was on that shitty ass 'Maury' show. My next guest says that being on 'Maury' ruined his life.
Guest: That Maury Povich bastard ruined my life!!
Dr. Phil: How did he ruin your life?
Guest: First, his ass-kissing producers put me in a cold, bricked up room, & put my wife in a warm, cozy room. Then Maury treats her like she's hot shit!!...
Then he paused.
Guest: Can I say 'shit?
Dr. Phil: Of course.
Guest: Well anyway, this douche tells da stupid New York audience to boo at me, then they have da bouncers throw me out on stage. Then I tried to tell my side of da story, but dat twat accuses me of cheatin', and da fuckin' audience boos me more. Then a stagehand hands Maury a brown envelope, then he reads a piece of paper dat says dat I'm da father!! I'm da father of what? I'd just got married!!! Well anyway, my so-called wife starts jumpin' up & down the stage sayin', 'I told you!!!! I told you, that you're the father!!!' and I'm like, 'What the fuck?' and da fuckin' audience are cheering their asses off, and dat bastard is grinnin' & skinnin', then my bitch wife kissed him!!
Dr. Phil: I see, and what were you ask to go on 'Maury' for?
Guest: I was asked on there to give my wife a makeover!
Dr. Phil: Let's get Maury on the screen, please.
Maury appears on the screen.
Dr. Phil: Is this true?
Maury: Oh, I say, Dr. Phil. There was proof that he was cheating on his wife.
Dr. Phil: Cut the crap, Povich!
Maury: Oh what language!! I have proof that you've been cheating on your wife too, Dr. Hill.
Dr. Phil:(angry) Listen to me, you circumsized bitch. I've never cheated on my wfie of 31 years!!!!
Maury:(opens an envelope) Dr. Neil, you're the father!!
Dr. Phil: GET THIS BASTARD OFF MY MONITOR!!!!!
Maury: See you next time, America!!!
Dr. Phil: FUCK OFF, SHITBUCKET!!!!!
The audience laughs & applauses.
Dr. Phil:(regaining composure) Okay, up next, some little people tells their side of the story.
(End Cut)
Patsy looked at her watch. "I wonder what's taking Penny & Lazlo. They're missing good stuff." "We're back!!" Penny called. "Finally!" Patsy teased. "We would of been here quicker, but a certain somebody was playin' around with da dial on the safe!!" Penny sniffed as she looked at Lazlo crossily. He smiled nervously at Penny. Patsy giggled. "Well at least you guys made it with the snacks." "Yeah Patsy, we got everything that was in the safe!!" Lazlo said. "So Patsy, what did we miss?" Penny asked her. "Well you guys just missed Dr. Phil doggin' Maury Povich out!!" Patsy laughed. "It was cool, neat, dope, and all that cool slang words to describe it!! It was once in an lifetime!!!" Penny looked crossily at Lazlo again. "Uh, I'm sorry, Penny? Heh, Heh." he said nervously. "Near mind, Penny. Hopefully there's gonna be more Maury-thrashing." Patsy soothed. Penny thought about it. "Okay, Patsy." Then she turned to Lazlo. "You're lucky, that yo' woman's here. If she weren't, well you'd be dead!!" "Maybe I should write down the combination to the safe, so I wouldn't have this problem next time." Lazlo said nervously. "T-That'll be a w-wise idea." "Wise idea, indeed!" Penny said, anger decreasing. Like Patsy said, there was more Maury bashing, and more of Dr. Phil freaking out. Penny was laughing. Lazlo came to her. "I guess that you're not mad at me anymore?" he asked. "Nope!" Penny said as she smiled at him. "That's perfect! I thought I was gonna sleep with one eye open." Lazlo laughed. "I wonder if there's gonna be a Christmas party?" Patsy wondered. "Probably." Lazlo said. "I doubt it." Penny said. "Mainly because half of the camp went home to their families early this morning." "How 'bout we have a tiny X-mas party? Just the three of us, Patsy?" Lazlo asked. "Okay Lazlo dear, but I wanna check around to see if anybody else is having parties first." Patsy said as she got up. "I just know the person to ask too."
At Peter's office, Quagmire & Gretchen was waiting to pick up their paychecks from Brain. "So what are you gonna spend yo' cash on, Quaggie dear?" Gretchen asked. "Well Gretchen, I'm gonna spend my cash on liquor tonight!!" Quagmire said. "You know, dear. I was gonna do the same thing." Gretchen said. "Oh really?" Quagmire asked. Gretchen nodded. "Well, how 'bout you come to the bar with me and the guys tonight?" "Okay, I'll join ya!" she smiled. Then she turned to the main desk. "I wish that dawg would hurry up!!" "What?" Quagmire asked. "What?" the alligator asked. "I'm asking what you said." Quagmire said. "I said, 'I wish that dawg would hurry up'." Gretchen repeated. "Right there! You said 'dawg'." Quagmire said. "Yeah so?" Gretchen asked. "You said dog like the way rappers & southerners do." Quagmire explained. "Quaggie, did you forget that I'm from the south?" Gretchen asked him. "Oh yeah! Yeah! I forgot!" he laughed nervously. Brain finally brought up the checks. "Sorry it took so long, guys. Peter wanted his back shaved again." Quagmire grabbed the checks, and Gretchen opened them. "I've got $3,500! Now that's a great Christmas gift!!" she exclaimed. Quagmire looked at his check. "I've got $3,600 buckeroos!! I'm gonna spend this cash like crazy!!" "Come Quaggie dear, let's go to the bank before it closes." Gretchen said. Before they left the office, they bumped into Patsy. "Hey guys." she said. "Hey Patsy." Quagmire said as he did his trademark head bop. "What do you want, Smiles. I'm busy!!" Gretchen sniffed. "I was wondering, what are you guys doin' tonight?" Patsy asked. "Me, Gretchen, Peter, Cleveland, & Joe are going to the bar, tonight." Quagmire said. "So I guess you're having an all guys night out?" "Yeah. Yeah." Quagmire said. "Now please excuse us, mongoose. We've got to go to the bank!!" Gretchen sniffed as she pushed Patsy aside.
Meanwhile Lazlo & Penny was watching what's left of 'Dr. Phil'. "Well that's it!" Lazlo said as he stretched. "How 'bout we start dat small party now, G?" Penny asked. "Okay." Lazlo said. Then he thought of something. "Uh, we don't have to start it right now." "Yeah, I'm too relaxed to get up now, anyway." Penny yawned. Patsy walked in. "Well, everyone's busy with their own thing. So are we gonna do this party or not?" "Yeah." Lazlo said as he got up from the bed. So Patsy got the remaining snacks, & Lazlo turned up the radio. He turned to the old school rap station. Penny then decided that she was well rested. "Turn up da volume!!! I'll get this place a jumpin'!!" Lazlo gave her the radio, and Penny turned up the volume. "Now we're gonna party like it's 1993!!!" she shouted. "Uh, do you mean party like it's 1999, Penny?" Patsy asked. "1993, 1999. Who cares? They're all da same year to me!" Penny sniffed. The radio music was heard all over camp, and the remaining campers was hearing it. "Oh I say, what's the bloody noise?" Stewie asked. "It sounds like someone's havin' a party!" said a background loser. "It sounds like it's comin' from Patsy & Penny's cabin!" said another nobody. "I say, we-a go-a to a-their-a cabin and a-fuck-a it up!!!" an italian nobody shouted. "Shut the hell up, you italian bastard!!" Raj sniffed. "I say we go party with them!" "That'll be a wise thing!" Clam said. "A wise idea!!" Stewie added. "Yeah!" said a female nobody. "Let's-a stop-a by a pizzeria and-a get a couple of pizzas with-a pepperoni and-a sausage and-a wine-a!" the italian nobody added. Everyone looked at him. "Okay, Mario. You can get the pizzas, but the rest of us will go to Penny's cabin." Raj said.
Patsy, Lazlo, & Penny was having a good time. Just the three of them. "I wonder what da poor peeps are doin'?" Penny said as she sipped some soda. "Uh Penny. What does 'peeps' mean?" Lazlo asked. Penny was about to answer him, but Patsy interrupted her. "I'll take this one, Penny!" she said, then she turned to Lazlo. "It means; people, homies, vatos, & dawgs." "Oh." Lazlo said. Penny was impressed. "Damn, Patsy. I thought bein' at dat Acorn Flats joint will make you loose yo' street knowledge & savvy, but I was wrong." "I guess stayin' in LA with my two twin cousins, payed off!!" Patsy chirped.
(Flashback)
Patsy was in an dull apartment, that had a flat screen TV, a black Lexus, a midnight blue Mercedes-Benz ML55 AMG, a poster of Tupac, a computer, dvd players, and some cd players. She was sitting in a leather massage chair.
Patsy: Oh god!! This f-feels g-goooooooood, L-L-Lela!!
She was talking to a mongoose that looks identical to Penny, except she had gold & purple dye streaks in her black ponytailed hair. She also wearing a gold Kobe Bryant #8 Laker jersey & shorts, a black Lakers hat, & black Nikes. She was wearing the same type of bling that Penny wears, she also had a nose ring.
Lela: I told ya!! Just don't melt all over the fine leather.
Then Lela's twin sister walks in. Her hair was the same color, and style as her sister's. She was also wearing a purple Kobe Bryant #24 Laker jersey & shorts, a black Laker hat(turned backwards), black Nikes, and bling. She also had a tattoo on her arm that said, 'Big Money'. Patsy looked at her thoroughly.
Patsy: I thought that you was a Clippers fan, Kyla.
Kyla: I was, but da Clippers started to suck balls!! So I had to switch to da better team, you know what I'm sayin'.
Lela:(laughs) She had to switch teams, Patsy, because her peeps'll be doggin' her for likin' da Clippers!
Kyla: Shut da fuck up, before I have to bust a cap in yo' ass!
She throws a pillow at Lela, but misses her.
Lela:(laughs) You throw like a fuckin' girl!!
Kyla: I am a fuckin' girl!!!
Then she jumps onto Lela, and they started play fighting.
Lela:(still laughing) Okay, okay! You're gonna fuck up my bling, dawg!!
Kyla gets off her sister. Patsy looks at Kyla's tattoo.
Patsy: I like your tattoo, Kyla.
Kyla: Thanks, P!
Lela:(takes out a envelope from out of nowhere) Hey bloods, I got courtside seats to the Lakers game, tonight!
Kyla: What are we doin' sittin' here? Let's go!
Patsy: Now? Why now? The game doesn't start until 8?
Kyla: Well Patsy, we've got to get there early before dat bastard Jack Nicholson comes and irritate da female fans!! You know what I'm sayin'.
Lela: Yeah, dat fuckin' old bastard!
Patsy: Okay. Hopefully I get to meet some stars like Snoop Dogg, Denzel Washington, Ice Cube. & The Game!
Lela: Don't worry, Patsy. Snoop's usually da first few fans to arrive, and attends the before & after games parties.
Patsy: Do you got the tickets to those?
Lela:(pulls out six extra tickets from envelope) Oh yeah!
Kyla: This night is gonna be da bomb!
Lela: Hopefully Ice Cube's gonna be talkin' trash about dat Dicaprio kid, again.
Patsy: Yeah. I don't know why girls like him? He ain't all that!
Kyla: Personally, his acting sucks!! Let's take my Lexus.
Patsy:(thinking to herself) This was a nice flashback!! My family's so fuckin' hilarious!! Well, I guess I have to end this flashback now.
(End long flashback)
There was a knock on the cabin door, Penny got up & answered it. It was the others. "What do ya'll want?" she asked. "We want to join your party, Hip Hop girl!" Stewie said. "Yeah, we want to party with the cool people!!" sniffed a nobody. Patsy walked up behind Penny. "We only have snacks for three people." "Uh, that italian kid is gettin' some pizza, & wine." Raj said. "Old Italy!" Clam shouted stupidly. "Come on Patsy. Let them party with us. It isn't fair if we had all the fun and they don't." Lazlo said. "Okay, you guys can come in, but you have to supply your own drinks!" Patsy sniffed. "Yay!!" cheered the crowd. So everyone entered the cabin, and Penny turned the radio on full blast. Meanwhile Peter, Joe, & Cleveland was getting ready to go to the bar's Christmas party. "I wonder what's taking Quagmire?" Joe asked. "He's normally never late for a guys night out!" Cleveland added. "Don't worry guys, he'll be here." Peter said. Quagmire & Gretchen finally shows up. "Okay guys, old Quagmire's here!" Quagmire announced. "It's about time!" Joe sniffed. "Uh, what's she doing here?" Peter asked and pointed at Gretchen. "I'm joinin' ya'll for beer night!" she sniffed. "Quagmire, what the hell's wrong with you? This is suppose to be guys night." Peter sniffed. "No females allowed!" "I'll buy you the beers." Gretchen said. "That's fine with me!" Cleveland said happily. "Okay, Ms. Gretchen you can join us. But don't let this get 'round camp." Peter said as he winked. As they got into Peter's car, Peter heard the music from Patsy & Penny's party. "I hear music. I think the campers are havin' a party." Peter said. "Oh it's nothing that Brain can't handle."
Back at Patsy's cabin, the party was going well. Everyone was having a great time. Raj has his turntable and records, Stewie was trying to impress the female campers by playing a little piano, & Clam was being silly and eating the snacks. Lazlo was watching this. "Gee, I hope we have enough snacks, Patsy." he said worriedly. "Don't worry, Lazlo. Raj said that annoying italian kid is getting the pizza." Patsy said. "What's taking him anyway?" Lazlo asked.
(Cut to pizzeria)
Mario was waiting to get his orders. It was taking a long time.
Mario: Ahh! Waiting for-a pizza is-a so boring!
Then he thought of something.
Mario: I know-a how-a to make-a the chef-a cook-a faster!
He turns to the chef.
Mario: I-a wish-a that you hurry-a-up! I'm-a hosting a party-a!
Chef: A party? Shut-a up your face!
Mario: No-a lie. You guys are-a invited only if you-a hurry-a up with-a my order.
Chef: Okay-a!! Bobby, hurry it-a up!! We gotta go to a party!!
So the pizzas were done.
Chef: That-a be-a $130.
Mario gives the man the money. Then the chef called all of his friends about the party.
(End Cut)
"Hopefully, he'll be back soon, cause Clam is eatin' all of the snacks!" Patsy sniffed. Clam ate all of the snacks. "Burp!! Mmmm! Tasty chips!" he burped. Everyone stopped. The record scratched. They turned to Clam. "Uh, delicious!" he said stupidly. "I say, that bastard ate all of the snacks!!" Stewie sniffed. "Let's kill him!" shouted someone. "No, better yet, let's riot!!" said a nobody. "Oh shit! This party's goin' down like a bucket of chicken at Oprah's!" Penny cried. "I'm-a back!" Mario shouted. Everyone looked at him. "It's that italian kid!" Raj said. "And he's brought the pizza!" Stewie said with an amazed look on his face. "I-I didn't expect him to do it!" So they grabbed the pizzas & wine from him. "It looks like that Mario kid save the party, sweetie." Patsy said to Lazlo. "Yeah, he did." Lazlo said. "I wonder if Gretchen's havin' fun." Patsy muttered.
(Cut to Gretchen, Quagmire, Peter, Joe, & Cleveland)
They were standing in line in front of the bar. The line was long, and it looked like it wasn't going to move anytime soon. Gretchen was getting cross.
Gretchen:(cross) What's takin' so damn long?!? We've been standin' in this line for at least two hours!!!
Peter: Don't worry, Ms. Gretchen. It 'll be all worth it, once we get inside.
Cleveland: If we ever get inside.
Joe: Uh, Peter. I'm starting to think that going to the bar at Christmas Eve was a bad idea.
Quagmire: I think he's right, Peter. If we was back at camp, we would at least be at Patsy's party!
Gretchen: Yeah!
Peter: C'mon guys! I think the line is gonna move any second now.
The line barely moves a step.
Peter: D'oh!!
Gretchen: Look Quaggie, Peter's turnin' into Homer Simpson!
Quagmire: Heh! Heh!
(End cut)
Two hours goes by. The party crowd is starting to grow. "Uh, Penny." Lazlo said. "Yes, dawg?" she asked. "Have you noticed that it started to get a little bit crowded in here?" Lazlo asked. Penny looked around. "I'm startin' to think that you're right, G." she said. "How many people can this cabin hold?" Lazlo asked. "I think about 10 or 20 people." she said. "How many people is in here?" Lazlo asked. Penny quickly counted. "It's about 400 people in here!" "Oh damn, Penny! We must moved this party elsewhere!" Lazlo said, then he looked around. "Where's Patsy?" he asked worriedly. "I think she's lost in this crowd!!" Penny called. "I'll look for her!" So she went into the crowd. She pushed people out of the way. "Where is she?" Penny sniffed as she pushed a nobody out of the way. She finally found her. "There you are! I was lookin' for ya!" she exclaimed. "Why was you lookin' for me, Penny?" Patsy asked. "We gotta move this party someplace dat's bigger." she said. "I know just da place!!" Patsy said as she got out her cell phone. "Whaddup?" said the person from the other end. "Yeah, yeah. We need to borrow your place, because our party has gotten over populated." Patsy said. "Okay. We'll be waitin' for y'all!" the person said. Patsy hung up. "Okay Penny. Go tell everyone to go that sports arena by the night club!" Penny nodded, then she made her way through the crowd. Finally she got to the cabin's door. "HEY!!! SHUT UP!!!!" she shouted. Everyone stopped what they was doing, and looked at her. "Since this party's gettin' bigger by the second, we're movin' this huge party to da sports arena by the night club!" she announced. "I say, follow hip hop girl!!" Stewie said. Everyone started to leave. Within five minutes, the cabin was empty. It was a big mess. "Look at this mess!" Lazlo said. "Looks like I have one hell of a cleanup job to do!" Patsy groaned. "Don't worry, Patsy. I'll help you." Lazlo said happily. Patsy smiled. "Thanks Lazlo."
So Lazlo & Patsy cleaned up. "So what's that place, that Penny took the party to?" Lazlo asked as he picked up some trash. "Oh, that's just my cousins Lela & Kyla's personal basketball arena." Patsy said. "It's large & have lots of restrooms." Lazlo stood up. "There done!" The cabin was clean & spotless. "They didn't make much of a mess for two hours worth of partyin'!" Patsy said. "Well, let's go rejoin that party!" Lazlo said happily. "Okay dear." Patsy smiled.
At the sports arena, Lela, Penny, & Kyla was sitting outside. "It's a good thing, ya'll was in town." Penny said. "Cause that party was startin' to get wild if you know what I'm sayin'?" "Yeah, those X-mas parties can get wild." Lela said. Patsy & Lazlo finally showed up. "What's up, Patsy?" Kyla said as she fist bumped Patsy. "Nothin' we're just havin' a party." she said, then she turned to Lela. "Thank god you guys were here." "Well you did tell us to visit here, dawg." Lela said. Kyla then looked at Lazlo. "Hey Patsy, is this yo' man?" "Yes." she said. "So you're Lazlo. I thought you be taller." Lela said. "Hey Lela, doesn't he look like dat Rollo guy?" Kyla asked. "Yes he does, blood." Lela said. "Uh, how do you know my cousin Rollo?" Lazlo asked. "We used to work with him, before he got rich." Kyla said. "Oh. Well, I've got to check on that party now." Lazlo said nervously. "I'll join ya!" Penny added. "You guys can come inside if you want to?" Patsy asked Lela & Kyla. "Do you wanna party?" Kyla asked Lela. "Sure, blood." Lela said.
It was 12:30 now. The party just finished, and the partiers are heading back to camp. Lela & Kyla was cleaning and locking up. "Thanks for lettin' us use your basketball arena, guys." Patsy thanked. "I'll make sure I'll pay you back." "Anytime blood, anytime." Lela said. "So are you guys goin' home?" Penny asked. "Yeah Penny. It's too damn cold to be hangin' around here, son." Kyla said as she shivered a bit. "And we got to get back to LA to open our gifts, dawg." Lela said, then she turned to Lazlo. "It was nice meetin' you, homey." "The same to you, too." Lazlo said happily. "Make sure you visit LA someday G, and when you do you can stay with Lela & me if Rollo's too busy." Kyla said. "Come, Sis. We got a long drive ahead of us." Lela said. "Come on guys, it gettin' late!" Penny yawned.
Back at camp, the campers are now going to bed. "Well I had a great day, Patsy." Lazlo said. "I've had a great day too, sweetie." Patsy said. Then she thought of something. "Uh, Lazlo can you wait a bit? I need to give you something." "Sure." Lazlo said. Patsy ran into her cabin to get it. Lazlo kicked the snow, when Peter's car drove by. "I guess Scoutmaster Griffin's back." he said. "That was the worst night of my life, Peter!" Joe sniffed. "That was time wasted!!" Cleveland sniffed. "Who's idea was to have guys night out on Christmas eve, anyway?" Peter asked. Cleveland, Joe, Gretchen, & Quagmire looked at Peter crossily. "Oh." he muttered. Gretchen left them. "Well, dat was a waste of a night!" she sniffed. She then saw Lazlo kicking the snow lightly. "Hey!! What are you doin'?!?" Lazlo looked at her. "I was just kicking the snow." he said. "Is it late for you to see Patsy?" Gretchen asked crossily. Patsy finally came back out. "I see you're finally back. Did you enjoy your night?" "No! Everything went wrong!! We just stood in a fuckin' line for 4 hours!!" Gretchen huffed. "Well you should of stayed here, we had fun with our party!" Patsy teased. Gretchen decided to say nothing, and went into the cabin. "Here." Patsy said as she gave Lazlo an evenlope. "What is it?" he asked. "It's another Christmas present from me." Patsy said; then in a sexy voice. "I hope you like it, honey." Lazlo opened it. It was a photo of Patsy. She was in her bra & undies, and was in a seductive pose on her bed. "Damn Patsy! Nice cleavage! Nice shade of red on the lipstick!" he exclaimed. Patsy giggled seductively. "Thank you, Lazlo dear." Then she quickly grabbed him. "Look at my hat and tell me what you see?" Lazlo quickly looked at Patsy's hat. "Is that mistletoe pinned on there?" he asked. "Yes honey." Patsy said in a sexy voice. "I-I see you're wearing that l-lipstick!" Lazlo said. "Yes, I am, sweetie! You know what's gonna happen next, don't ya?" she asked, still in sexy voice. "Y-Yes. You're gonna kiss me?" Lazlo said. Patsy nodded and gave him a passoniate kiss. The kiss lasted for 2 minutes. "Damn! I'm gonna dream about this moment tonight!!" Lazlo said with the lipstick still on his mouth. Patsy giggled. It started to snow again. "Well good night, Lazlo dear. Merry Christmas!" Patsy said. "Good night, my sexy girl!!" Lazlo called to her. He ran back to his cabin, he undressed quickly and went into his PJs. Lazlo looked at Patsy's sexy photo. "I'm gonna dream about you tonight!" he said. Then he turned off the light and went happily to sleep.