Title: Frat House
Author: gabs88
Pairing: Callie/Arizona
Summary: A night out.
Rating: T/M. Something in that area.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to ABC/Shonda Rhimes. This story is not for profit and made purely for entertainment value/I needed some fluff.
Frat House
"Let's go buy Bailey a real drink."
Arizona, Callie and Bailey all got up to leave, trailing out the door past the hot trauma guy, leaving Teddy on the couch.
Arizona pulled her phone out of her pocket, sending a quick text to Teddy: See you at Joes after, if you don't end up having hot goodbye sex with the hot trauma guy x sorry it sucks.
Callie looked over her shoulder and saw Arizona walking while texting, the tip of her tongue sticking out of her mouth as she concentrated. She was already a bit drunk. Spirits and Arizona were a rare occurrence, but often led to something pretty hilarious.
"Texting Teddy?"
Arizona hit send and looked up, smiling.
"Yeah, told her to head over and join us at Joe's when she's finished up."
Bailey was leading the way, "Excellent. Nothing like alcohol and a broken heart."
The three made their way to Joes, somehow still with Baileys barely full bottle of spirits in their hands. They all sipped at it as they wandered over, then stashed it in a bush.
Bailey giggled, "Haven't done that in about twenty years!"
They entered the bar, leaving the cold air behind them to enter the warmth and lively chatter.
Bailey stopped dead in front of her and Callie walked straight into her. Okay, maybe it wasn't just Arizona who was a little tipsy.
"Why must that lot always be here?" Baileys voice was indignant.
Arizona looked where Bailey was looking seeing Grey, Little Grey, Kepner, Avery and Karev set up at a booth.
She made a face, "Can't we get them paged back to the hospital?"
Callie laughed, "Just don't make eye contact with the scalpel hungry residents."
She herded the two women to the bar to get them all drinks. Bailey shocked them both and ordered three shots on top of her gin and tonic. Meeting Arizona's eye, Callie grinned as they all took the shot, grabbed their drinks and headed to the opposite end of the bar to the group of residents.
Sitting around a table, Bailey took a long sip of her drink.
"A spider." Bailey shuddered, "A spider crawled out of a human body today."
Callie pursed her lips and put a hand on Baileys shoulder, nodding, "Yup."
Bailey finished her drink.
"A spider!"
Arizona giggled, her straw to her lips, "I bet I can top the grossness level."
Baileys eyebrows shot up to her hair line as she signaled the waitress for another round, "You think you can top a spider crawling out of a mans wart covered hand?"
Callie's eyebrows were jointly raised, "Arizona, your stories are all sparkley, tiny human stories. Filled with joy. That, or they are just plain depressing. I don't think you can top spider on wart hand."
Callie drained the last of her drink, just in time as the waitress put their new ones out in front of them.
Arizona widened her eyes, "I'll have you know, Calliope, I may be in paeds now but I was a resident forced to play with gross adults for years before I became the hardcore paeds surgeon I am now."
Looking at the other two having started on their new drinks, Arizona quickly tried to catch up, ignoring the straw and swallowing the last of hers in an almost chugging fashion and reaching for the new one.
Bailey chuckled, "I would love to hear this. You pretty much leave rainbows in your wake as you walk. Ha!"
Bailey obviously thought she was hilarious as she sipped at her drink, waiting for Arizona to go ahead and try beat her gross out story.
"Just make sure it's not another spider story." Bailey shuddered and continued sipping.
Arizona narrowed her eyes, "I do not leave rainbows in my wake. I'm hard core!"
Callie snorted, effectively inhaling her bourbon and coke, leading her to choke.
Arizona smiled, "Karma."
"Arizona," Callie sputtered her name out, "Bailey's got a point. You're...perky. There are rainbows. And stars. And sometimes fluffy clouds. You," She waved her open hand around to indicate she was taking about all of Arizona, "Are a ball of light. Especially at work."
Bailey "Ha'd!" again.
Arizona took a large sip of her drink, "Always, am I, Calliope?" She widened her eyes, quirking one eyebrow at Callie and running her eyes up and down her body, "Always just...perky and a ball of light, am I?"
Callie felt heat centre somewhere far below where the alcohol was sitting.
"Hey!" Bailey blinked a little blurrily at them, "Keep it PG! I'm not a third wheel."
"Anyway," Arizona gave them both a pointed look, "I can totally top the story. It's even ortho related, to keep you're interest, Scalpel Jock."
Callie finished her drink, looking at Bailey and mouth 'Scalpel Jock?'.
Bailey indicated for the next round, again.
Arizona ignored the teasing and continued, "When I was a first year resident, I was on an ortho rotation. Which I absolutely hat-" Arizona took a quick sip of her drink, still trying to keep up with the other two and cover her words at the same time, "Er...absolutely adored."
Callie rolled her eyes.
"I got paged to the pit and when I got there, you could smell it from the hallway. I walked in and a nurse walked up, holding a cloth over her mouth and handing me a chart over with a lot of satisfaction and walked off." Arizona made a loud slurping noise with her straw as she tried to suck up all that was left in her glass.
Callie had to admit it, she was intruiged. And Bailey was half listening, peering around looking for the waitress with their next round.
"I took a quick look at the file and saw it was a necrotic foot. Type two diabetic, the usual story. I didn't really got the dig beal, um, big deal." Arizona's face split into a grin as a very large glass was placed in front of her, "Oh, thank you!" She took a large pull on the straw, "So I walked up to the bed, the smell getting worse, and pulled back curtain. I almost vomited, the only time that's happened to me."
Both Callie and Bailey were enthralled now, eyes staring at her and mouths at their drinks like kids listening to a halloween story.
"A foot was at eye level, the whole thing necrotic with maggots feasting away."
Callie and Bailey balked. Bailey threw her hands up as if to ward them off her, spilling some of her drink down her front and barely noticing.
Arizona nodded once at them, taking a sip again, "Yes. Maggots. A lot of them. Now who's all rainbows and clouds and kittens and crap?"
Bailey looked pale, "Maggots? In a human foot?!"
Callie took a big sip, "Okay. That one wins. I've got nothing on that."
"Beats my spider even." Bailey looked a little sad, twirling her straw around to play with the ice in her drink, "I liked that I had the best story."
Arizona smiled triumphantly. She looked down at her glass and saw it was empty, before the other two were even half way through theirs. How did that happen?
Callie raised her eyebrows at her girlfriends near empty drink, actually impressed. "Worst I have is gangrene. No bugs, no living thing."
Arizona swirled her straw around her empty drink.
"Teddy!"
At Callies cry, Arizona spun around, almost falling off her bar stool. Sure enough, Teddy was approaching them, making a face after the shot she'd just done, two drinks ready to go in her hands.
"Teddy!" Arizona was delighted, "You came!" She scrunched her face up slightly, "Oh, no. You came. No hot goodbye sex with trauma man?"
Teddy raised her eyebrows at the obvious inebriation of the blonde in front of her, looking up at the other two to share her amusement but finding them in a very similar state. Bailey was grinning at her, wiping at the drink she'd just discovered spilt on her front, and Callie was staring blatantly down Arizona's top as Arizona half hung off her bar stool.
"No, not hot sex," She sat down, "I cried, he hugged me, we said goodbye." Teddy raised her drink up at them, "And now, it would appear I have much catching up to do!" She took a long sip on the whisky, barely making a face, "Now no more talking about trauma man, as I shall henceforth refer to him as. Not that I will refer to him tonight, as we aren't speaking about him anymore."
Callie took her hand off the small of Arizona's back, where she had been steadying her girlfriend as she spun back around to sit at the table properly. She reached over the table and put a hand on Teddy's arm, "You okay?"
Teddy appreciated the concern, "Yeah. Now, what were we talking about?"
"Maggots!" Bailey stated.
Teddy barely batted an eye lid, "Gross. Why?"
"These two," Arizona used the drink she had no idea how she acquired to indicate to Bailey and Callie, "Didn't think someone as 'perky and sparkly' as me could top a spider living in warts story." Arizona made sloppy quotation marks over her head.
Callie smirked. It was pretty adorable.
Teddy drained her second drink, shrugged, and waved for another full round, "And you topped it with maggots?"
Arizona nodded, slurping on her drink again.
Callie dragged her eyes from her girlfriends cleavage, "She totally topped it."
Teddy could have sworn she heard Arizona mutter, "I'll be on top of you soon." but just left it. These two could get on a roll.
Bailey chuckled over her drink, "I'm just glad there were no more spider stories."
Teddy thanked the waitress as she put another drink down in front of her, "I pulled a rat out of a body cavity once."
All three in front of stopped dead mid drink and stared at her. The waitress put the other drinks down and fled the table.
"Do I win?"
Callie finally forced her jaw to swing shut, "A rat!?"
"Yup. A Rat."
Arizona gave a full body shudder, "From a live person?!"
"Yup. Guy had been stuck in the desert with a hole blown out of his stomach for eighteen hours. He was unconscious and the rat took advantage. Didn't do too much damage, considering."
Bailey put her fingers in her ears and shook her head, "No more!"
Callie looked ready to hurl, "Okay, you win. Change of subject."
Teddy shrugged again.
Arizona slapped at Baileys hand as it reached for her drink, having finished her own, "Apartments!" Satisfied with the change of subject she provided, Arizona pulled her drink to her chest, protecting it from Bailey, "Maybe we should just move out ourselves, Callie?"
Callie looked appalled, "No! I love that place. And Yang wants to move, she doesn't like it. They're just taking their time."
Arizona huffed, "I know. I'm just going to be homeless soon and that house is not big enough for three women." Arizona took a swig of Callie's drink, seemingly forgetting she didn't want to share her own, "No house is big enough for Yang. How does she make so much mess?"
Callie stole her drink back, "That woman just explodes when she walks in the door, I swear."
Bailey looked around the table at the state of their drinks, "Are we all done again? Look at us! Four adults, having an adult type night. No kids." She caught the waitresses eye again, "Livin' the dream. Yang is a typical surgeon. She can only manage to be so meticulous in the O.R. When she'll go in one, that is."
They all avoided the subject that was Yang's traumatisation.
Teddy sipped her drink, eyeing Bailey with a telling squint around the edges. She was catching up, that was for sure, "Hear you were giving Little Grey a hard time today?"
Bailey snorted, "Everyone's walking around her like she's broken. She's not broken! She broke, for a little while. So, I figured going easy on her would be mean. So I treated her like I would have before some crazy man with a gun ruined our lives."
"Here here!" Callie raised her glass up. They all raised it up and made a sloppy 'cheers'.
"To not letting that man ruin everything."
Arizona shifted across slightly and put her hand on Callie's thigh, she leant forward and whispered "Want me to treat you like I always do?"
Callie's smile widened as the hand ran up her thigh, verging on very naughty touching.
About to turn and kiss the blonde, she saw Bailey and Teddy looking at them, eyebrows raised.
Leaning back, she stilled Arizona's hand.
Teddy looked at Bailey, "They been like this the whole time?"
"I called them on it and they've been behaving. Mostly."
Arizona gave a sheepish look.
"I've behaved!" She said indignantly.
"Hmph," Bailey made a face, "Tores has barely looked away from your cleavage." She pointed at Callie, drink in hand, "You, Tores, are a perve."
Callie at least had the decency to turn slightly pink, "My girlfriends hot, okay?"
Teddy rolled her eyes.
An hour and far too many drinks later, Arizona and Callie escorted Teddy and Bailey into cabs. Bailey went first, waving from the back seat through the window.
The next cab pulled up for Teddy, and Arizona looked her in the eye. Or tried, everything was slightly wobbly. She put a hand on her arm, half to comfort and half to hold them both steady.
"You going to be okay?
Teddy closed one eye and looked back, "Yeah. We aren't mentioning trauma man. So that means I'm okay."
Callie, standing behind Arizona with her head resting on her shoulder, peered at Teddy, "Why do you have one eye shut?"
"Then I only see one of each of you, not four of you. Four of you is too much happy couple right now."
Arizona laughed, closing one eye, "Hey! It works."
Callie put her arm forward and pulled Teddy into a hug. It was an awkward, drunken hug with Arizona in the middle, but it just meant Teddy got two lots of arms wrapped around her and she appreciated it.
"I had fun. I'll see you guys tomorrow."
Callie made an "ugh" noise into whoever hair her face was pressed into.
"Yeah, next time let's drink when we don't have work tomorrow. The next day. Whatever."
Teddy waved and got into the cab.
Arizona leant back for a second, enjoying the feeling of Callies arms wrapped around her middle. She felt Callie nuzzle into the back of her neck.
Arizona hummed, the feeling making her feel warm and content.
"I think we drank more than we meant to."
Callie laughed, dropping a kiss behind her ear, "I think we really, really did." She turned Arizona around, pulling her tightly into her, "And hey! You kept up." Callie raised an eyebrow at her, looking impressed.
Arizona let a delighted grin spread across her face, "Totally impressive, right?"
"Totally impressive." Callie leant down and kissed her, "And kind of really, really hot."
Arizona smiled into the kiss, "Hot, hey?"
"Totally."
They forgot, as they stood there, losing themselves into the kind of heated kiss they would normally not indulge in outside a bar at 1230 in the morning, that there were people around. Arizona grabbed a fist of Callies jacket, holding her tightly against her as her other hand wound behind her neck. Callie groaned a little as nails bit into her neck, wrapping her arms tighter around Arizona.
"Huh. Normally I don't entirely get it, but I can see why these two like women. Hot."
They stilled, turning their heads slowly to see the five residents they had tried to avoid all night, successfully until now, standing outside the bar. Every single one of them looked slightly impressed.
Callie glared at them, "I don't know which one of you said that. But leave, now. Before you're stuck in the pit for a month."
They all smirked. All of them, including Little Grey, who Arizona usually though was sweet, not a kind of smutty.
Arizona glared this time, "Run away."
They all turned and started walking down the street.
"Faster!"
They sped up.
Arizona felt Callie shaking silently in her arms, Arizona turned to look at her, grinning. They both cracked up into loud laughter.
They walked the one hundred metres up the road to Callies, almost their, apartment. Climbing the stairs in giggles, they stopped half way up, Callie pressing Arizona against the wall.
Their kissing was drunken, clumsy; fun. They were both beyond turned on, as they always were during a drunken, flirty evening. Callies hands were up Arizona's shirt, one slipped up and under bra, rolling her nipple between her fingers. The other was gripping her waist. Arizona groaned into her mouth, wrapping one leg around Callies and rocking her hips against her.
Callie ran the hand holding Arizona's waist down, undoing her jean button and pulling her fly down. She slipped her hands into her pants, rubbing her fingers against her underwear. Arizona's mouth flew open as she groaned, her head rolling back against the wall.
Callie kissed her neck sloppily, wanting more, but the realisation slowly coming to her that they were in the stair well.
Pulling her head back, she watched Arizona's face for a minute, not stilling either of her hands. Her lips were red, her cheeks flushed. Arizona opened her eyes and killed Callie with a grin. Pulling Callie back to her lips, kissing her roughly, Arizona put her mouth against Callies ear.
"More?" She all but growled it.
Callie groaned, and forced herself to stop her hands all together.
Arizona pulled back, looking at Callie.
"Um...that's not what more means?"
Callie laughed, "Hallway. Lets go upstairs."
Arizona seemed to remember where they were. She looked around for a second, almost looking like she wanted to say, 'So?'
Instead, she nodded once. Grabbing Callies hand, she ran up the stairs. By the time they stumbled their way to the top, they were out of breath and giggling. Apparently running up stairs drunk lead to much tripping.
They started resumed their activities the second they were on their level, walking their way blindly to the door. Callie wrenched herself away, pulling her key out of her pocket and trying to get it in the lock as Arizona pressed herself along her back. She ran her hand along Callies stomach under her shirt, slipping one under her waist band and moving it down.
Callie groaned, finding it very hard to focus on opening the door. Finally getting it open, she spun around and pulled her girlfriend through the door. They slammed it shut behind them, giggling and kissing all at the same time. They made their way sloppily to their bedroom. Callie pulled Arizona's shirt up and off, throwing it somewhere in the direction of the lounge room. Somehow they made it to the bedroom, slamming that door shut too.
Arizona ripped Callies shirt of, dropping it at her feet,
Callie shrieked as she stumbled backwards on to the bed, laughing as Arizona followed her.
Their giggling slowed down as Arizona straddled Callie's waist, leaning down to kiss her. Callie reached a hand up, trying to undo her bra. She had to bring her other hand up to get it off.
She felt Arizona smirk against her lips.
"Did you just use two hands?"
"Shh, I'm drunk."
"You've never had to do that!"
Arizona sounded far more delighted than Callie would have liked.
"Pretend it didn't happen."
Callie pulled her back down, running her hands up her back.
"You know?" Arizona, kissed her way down Callies neck as she spoke, "I think Yang and Hunt were on the couch just then."
Callie wrapped her fingers into Arizona's hair, urging her down.
"Mm, were they?"
Arizona pulled her bra aside, wrapping her lips around Callie's nipple, "Mmhmm."
Callie groaned, "God, Arizona, that feels good." Callie ran the nails of one hand up the naked skin of Arizona's back, "Maybe our lesbian show will scare them out of the apartment."
Arizona grinned where she was.
"We can only hope."