It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, Jane is back! And what will happen to Perry? Hmmmmmm...
Dear Darned Book Of Bound Paper,
Well, I finally lost my temper today when Demetri let his horse into my bedroom. I honestly didn't mean to burn Aro! I thought it was Demetri, but it turned out to be Master Aro coming to see what all the commotion was about, and, yeah, I lost it. So, now Demetri had to build a stable so Perry would stop running loose in the castle, and I am being forced to start attending anger management classes. Even worse, my therapist is Carlisle Cullen, the creepy yellow-eyed guy that lived with us for a while two hundred years ago. He got special status in the Volturi since he was best friends with Master Aro, and now I have to call him "Master," too!
ARRRRRGGGHHH,
Jane Volturi
Personal Status: KILL EVERYTHING