Chapter 4

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY (wow way to confuse us, ENOBY or ebony?) nut mary su (nope, I'm pretty sure Mary Sue suits your 'character' far more than ENOBY) OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her (but, why?) dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" (CALM THE FAJUMA-HUMA DOWN)

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. (thank god, this story has some sense, he's going to stab her to death with a spoon. Never been so happy in my entire life. Kill Draco, kill!

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. (AGAIN WOMAN, THINK OF THE FAJUMA-HUMA)

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped. (the rivitation of the conversation) (SING IT LADIES)

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) (why would anyone want to look like they had conjunctivus) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. (ahh shat-ap)

And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. (why?) Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. (why would you that to Willow, you're supposed to be friends) He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (*headdesk* no, just completely and utterly no)

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then…. (ewewwewewewewewewewewewewewe wewewewewewewewewewewewewewe wewewewewewewewewewewewewewe weweweweewewewewewewewewewew ewewewewewewewewewewewewewew ewewewewewewewewewewewewewew ewewewewewewewewewewewewewew ewewewewewewewewewewewewewew eweweeweweweweweweewewewewew ewewewewewewewewewewewewewew ewewewewewwewewewewewewewewe wewewewewewewewewewewewewewe wewewewewewewewewewewewewewe ) (yep that about covers it)

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" (technically 'Draco' is a Enobyfucker and Enoby is a dracofucker)

It was….Dumbledore! (no, no its not. Dumbles would never say anything to that effect