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Chapter 4: Prank #3, Miroku
Miroku had just managed to pry himself off the ground after Sango's little outburst. He had been peeping again and then she had gotten out of the spring and started walking toward the bush that he was hiding behind. For a moment, he was worried that she had discovered him. But then, she bent down and threw something into her mouth. She mad a sour face and the nest thing he knew, she jumped over the bushes and landed on top of him.
He had to wonder what had made her leap like that. He decided to discard the thought for now and went for a walk in the woods.
He had been walking for awhile now when he heard something in the bushes rustle. Cautiously, he edged a little nearer to the bushes. He was about five feet away when it happened.
What looked like a giant, red, fingerless glove on a spring jumped out of the bushes and punched him right in his arousal, causing him to double over in pain. And as soon as it had appeared, it retracted back into the bushes.
Miroku just laid there, clutching his crotch and moaning. After about a minute of that, he got up and rolled up his sleeves, preparing to do harm to the strange thing that had violated his manhood.
But, as he jumped over the bushes, he fell into an extreamly deep pit. As he hit the bottom, he found it to be filled with water. As he was about to stand, He felt something bite him in the ass. With another cry of pain, he shot out of the hole and onto solid ground.
As he got up, he found that the pain in his rear hadn't receded. He looked down to see a small eel chewing on his fleshy unmentionable. "Let go of me, you aquatic bastard." He said as he pulled the eel off and flung it aside.
*****
Once again, Shippo was sitting in the forest near the gag kit. He was barley able to breath because of all the laughing that he had been doing. He put the extending boxing clove back and took out the booklet again. After flipping through it for awhile, he found one that seemed appropriate for Kirara. He grinned at his newest plan.
_____________________________________________________________ Uh-oh! What does Shippo have planned this time, and how much longer will his fun last? All will be answered in the next few chapters of BAD BOY, BAD BOY! Please read and review.
Chapter 4: Prank #3, Miroku
Miroku had just managed to pry himself off the ground after Sango's little outburst. He had been peeping again and then she had gotten out of the spring and started walking toward the bush that he was hiding behind. For a moment, he was worried that she had discovered him. But then, she bent down and threw something into her mouth. She mad a sour face and the nest thing he knew, she jumped over the bushes and landed on top of him.
He had to wonder what had made her leap like that. He decided to discard the thought for now and went for a walk in the woods.
He had been walking for awhile now when he heard something in the bushes rustle. Cautiously, he edged a little nearer to the bushes. He was about five feet away when it happened.
What looked like a giant, red, fingerless glove on a spring jumped out of the bushes and punched him right in his arousal, causing him to double over in pain. And as soon as it had appeared, it retracted back into the bushes.
Miroku just laid there, clutching his crotch and moaning. After about a minute of that, he got up and rolled up his sleeves, preparing to do harm to the strange thing that had violated his manhood.
But, as he jumped over the bushes, he fell into an extreamly deep pit. As he hit the bottom, he found it to be filled with water. As he was about to stand, He felt something bite him in the ass. With another cry of pain, he shot out of the hole and onto solid ground.
As he got up, he found that the pain in his rear hadn't receded. He looked down to see a small eel chewing on his fleshy unmentionable. "Let go of me, you aquatic bastard." He said as he pulled the eel off and flung it aside.
*****
Once again, Shippo was sitting in the forest near the gag kit. He was barley able to breath because of all the laughing that he had been doing. He put the extending boxing clove back and took out the booklet again. After flipping through it for awhile, he found one that seemed appropriate for Kirara. He grinned at his newest plan.
_____________________________________________________________ Uh-oh! What does Shippo have planned this time, and how much longer will his fun last? All will be answered in the next few chapters of BAD BOY, BAD BOY! Please read and review.