SUPER SERIOUS DISCLAIMER! If you're of a squeamish nature, this chapter isn't for you. I rated it M for a reason, and hope you know I do not condone or perform any of the weird shit in this chapter and Bleach rightfully belongs to Tite Kubo blah, blah, blah…Enjoy!
Kukaku decided now was the time. It was ten minutes to three and it was closing time. Only Kisuke remained. He always stayed till he was last. Kukaku wanted him. Back when they were teenagers Kukaku used to say Kisuke would never get a girlfriend and now almost her every waking thought was the many different positions she could hold whilst he rammed his penis inside of her. Of course he didn't know she felt this way, he was still as awkward with the ladies as he ever was. Today was the day.
She locked the door and walked over to him. She pushed his laptop closed almost catching his fingers. "Is it closing time?" He said looking around "I keep losing track of time"
"No" She said sitting on the table in front of him. She spread her legs "its opening time"
"I-I-I don't think I like where you're going with this"
"Let me clarify" She dropped a condom in its wrapper on his lap "I…want your…penis inside…my vagina"
"This isn't funny you know" He said scratching his head
"I'm not laughing" She replied and fell onto his lap her legs akimbo at either side of him. He quickly started to rise... Kukaku liked what she felt, she gyrated her hips a little to arouse him more.
"Holy crap" He said
"I know" She smiled "I know you want to touch them so do it" She pushed her breasts up with her arm.
"I thought w-we were just friends" He said
"We're not anymore" Kukaku said "I'll let you put it anywhere…" She leaned in pushing her breasts into his face after kissing his ear she said: "anywhere"
"Oh crap!" He said again
"Come now" She said smiling at her acute choice of words "let's go upstairs"
Kisuke finally became dominant. Grabbed her waist and stood up. She stayed in place, their groins only separated by some clothing. She wrapped her strong legs around him. "Be rough with me, Kisuke"
"You're wish is my command" He said peeling her red tank top off. "My Benehime"
***Change***
A few hours and a few angry neighbours complaining about orgasm noises later, Yoruichi walked toward the Kotowari centre. She didn't know if Soifon would be awake yet but she wanted to see her. Yoruichi found herself smiling, Soifon was really attracting her. Hook, line and sinker. Yoruichi wondered what it was about her she liked so much. She'd never really met anyone quite like her. Maybe it was the scruffy clothes that were a few sizes too big and made her look even smaller. Or maybe the strange kind of innocence she had it made Yoruichi just want to flash her Credit Card and just take the girl away and show her everything good and beautiful in this world.
Yoruichi opened the door and stepped in. No one seemed to be there. The 'Bedroom's' door opened and Toshiro walked out with his schoolbag wrapped around his chest. "Yo Shiro-chan"
"Just because you change the language you say it in doesn't change how annoying it is" He snapped
"Grumpy" Yoruichi said "I've got soup" She said raising a Tupperware tub of homemade chicken noodle soup she'd concocted the night before when she was considering how she was going to catch this killer.
"You know where the kitchen is" He replied
"Yes…see ya" Yoruichi said "Poco Blanco"
"I might stab you" Toshiro muttered as he left the building. Yoruichi chuckled and walked into the Staff room where the kitchen was located. Shuhei and Renji both sat at a table talking about…women. "Hi boys" She said grinning. "You mind I use the microwave"
"Sure thing"
"Excellent" She dropped the tub in and turned the timer. The microwave buzzed and the tub slowly turned. "How was she last night?"
"She never left her room" Renji said "she locked her door; we do say you're not supposed to do that but it didn't mean much to let it slip all things considered"
"She's still alive" Shuhei added when he realised Yoruichi seemed worried "we saw her going to the bathroom"
"Okay then" Yoruichi said "I was thinking of taking her somewhere"
"Somewhere?"
"Yeah" Yoruichi said "I think she needs a little recuperation I invited myself to my dad's for lunch I might take her along"
"I don't see why Ukitake wouldn't let you" Renji shrugged "just don't get her sexually assaulted again"
Yoruichi turned around when the microwave pinged and retrieved Soifon's soup. She poured it into a bowl and dunked a spoon in there too. She quickly left the two men and strolled into the Bedrooms corridor. Soifon's room was the only unmarked one. Yoruichi tried the handle, thankfully it was unlocked. She stepped in. Soifon was in in the process of getting dressed. She stared at Yoruichi who, in turn, stared at Soifon wearing only a pair of panties and a Soccer t-shirt. The T-shirt was, like most of her clothes, too big for her and covered most of the money shots but those legs…they were nice.
"Uh…" Soifon said "could you at least turn around"
"Sorry" Yoruichi turned around. Luckily her skin was so dark or Soifon would have noticed her cheeks reddening.
"I'm done" Soifon said
"Do you have to wear Tack pants?"
"What's wrong with Trackies?"
"Nothing" Yoruichi said "and the Soccer shirt, really?"
"It's not Soccer its Football and Chelsea are the best"
"Who?" Yoruichi sighed "I don't think we could be more opposite"
"Opposites attract" Soifon chuckled looking at the soup. Yoruichi wondered if there was deeper meaning behind that phrase, did Soifon find her attractive as well?
"I'd like to go to London one day" Yoruichi said "fancy coming along?"
"Not two days in each other's company and your already taking me on holiday, you know how to seep a girl off her feet"
"All jokes aside" Yoruichi said "how are you feeling?"
"I'm good" Soifon said. She stared at Yoruichi "tell me we're hunting this guy"
"I intended to do it myself" Yoruichi said "if you want to help, I won't stop you"
"Thanks" Soifon said. She stared out of the window, her hands clenched in fists of rage "you son of a bitch I'll find you" She muttered. Yoruichi put Soifon's soup on her bedside table. "Is that for me?"
"Did you think I came here just to microwave some soup for myself?"
"Ouch" Soifon said "I'm guessing I've got the day off school"
"Yes" Yoruichi said "I'm taking you out for a trip"
"Where to?"
"You'll get to meet my dad" She said. Yoruichi laughed when Soifon looked a little peaky. "Don't worry, just flash him the cutest smile you've got and he'll melt like butter"
"Yeah, I'm not so good at using my 'feminine charm'" Soifon said
"I noticed" Yoruichi said "you strike me as very tomboyish"
"Why do I think this is pointing back to that sexual orientation question yesterday?" Soifon said
"No, no, no" Yoruichi said chuckling "your style just…uh…gives some people the wrong impression" Yoruichi mentally braced for another argument. Soifon merely chuckled.
"I get that a lot" Soifon said "I dress in whatever I like; I think it's a liberty to not be so self-conscious about what you wear"
"Being a self-confessed Introvert you must not like attention from people though?"
"I don't" Soifon said "but I like to be transparent…never mind me!" Soifon snapped looking Yoruichi up and down "What's with the super tight yoga pants huh?" She picked up her phone, pretended to listen "Oh wait, it's for you Brazzers want their Pornstar back"
"These aren't yoga pants" Yoruichi looked at her pants that she usually wore when she was expecting a fight; they allowed maximum movement without being naked.
"The jacket doesn't help" Soifon said "them shoulder pads…now the 1980's want their electro music video dancer back"
"Whoa" Yoruichi said
"Not even a lead dancer…they're backup dancer shoulder pads"
Yoruichi self-consciously put her hands on her jackets shoulder pads. "For a PI you get worked up easily" Soifon said
"Hello pot my name is kettle" Yoruichi retorted. Soifon chuckled and sat on her bed and picked up her bowl of soup. She took a few spoonful's into her mouth. Yoruichi watched as a small trickle of liquid broke from her moistened lips and made its way down her chin. She wiped it off with her hand. "Did you make this?"
"Uhh…" Yoruichi shook her lecherous thoughts away "yeah"
God, that girl was sexy! "So when are we going?" Soifon asked putting the empty bowl down.
"My dad usually has lunch about one" Yoruichi said "do you drink?"
"Sometimes" Soifon said
"Good I know a place that sells to minors, c'mon" Yoruichi said. "Hopefully Kukaku is up, she sometimes likes a late night"
"Who's Kukaku?"
"You remember I said I never had an enemy?" Yoruichi said
"Yeah"
"Well Kukaku became my enemy when she was transferred to our School" Yoruichi said "I hated her…she was my first kiss"
"Wait what?"
"What?"
"You just said she was your enemy and then you said she was your first kiss" Soifon said
"Yeah" Yoruichi said "I didn't like her at first but then we became friends and competed for everything, boys, grades and we even raced each other to school"
"Boys?" Soifon said "I'm confused"
"Ah ha" Yoruichi laughed "She was my first kiss, you know in the film Cruel Intentions where one bitch is all like 'I've never kissed a guy' and then the other is like 'yeah it goes a little something like this' then they kiss and it becomes one of the most paused movie scenes in history?"
"…Yeah?"
"That" Yoruichi said "she gave some practice for the guys, but besides relatives she was the first person I kissed"
"Okay" Soifon said. Yoruichi wasn't going to admit she was a lesbian and that it was that kiss that made her gay. Women just had softer lips…and softer breasts. Yoruichi decided to keep her homosexuality to herself, she didn't want to make Soifon awkward, they'd spent a lot of time in each other's arms. Though, if Soifon asked if she was gay she'd admit it, she was a proud lesbian! "So what was it like?"
"What?"
"Kissing a girl"
"I dunno…" Yoruichi said "like kissing a dude I suppose"
"Can…" Soifon stared out of the window for a second "…you practise kissing with me?"
"Soifon that's inappropriate" Yoruichi painfully said. The day that girl was over eighteen she was gonna take no prisoners getting her into bed but…she was only seventeen and thus inappropriate.
"Crap, yeah" Soifon said, her cheeks reddened "I keep forgetting you're a lot older than me. It's not too bad though" Soifon added "the date is the 7th of February; my eighteenth is only in four days"
"Are you sure you wanna do this?"
"I just want to try" Soifon said quite meekly
Yoruichi gave a fake sigh of exasperation. She walked over and sat next to Soifon who looked awkwardly at her hands. "If you want to learn how to kiss properly you're gonna have to pay attention"
"Sure" She said. Her steely grey eyes regarded Yoruichi with a strange kind of curiosity.
"Here goes" Yoruichi said. She leaned in, her brain racing to finally acknowledge the taste of those lips. Closer…now Soifon's breath tickled her upper lip, closer… Soifon's lips started to part to allow Yoruichi's tongue to enter her mouth; closer…there was a loud bang at the door. "You in there Soifon?" Kyoraku said. DAMN IT!
Soifon pulled away and chuckled awkwardly "Yeah" She replied
"Alright" He said "just wanted to make sure"
"It was as if he knew" Soifon said slouching "never mind" She stood up "we'll finish this another time I suppose"
"Fair enough" Yoruichi said. She stood up and on complete impulse she landed a quick kiss on Soifon's lips. "You can't leave a girl high and dry like that"
"Uh..." Her cheeks went redder than Yoruichi had ever seen "don't make that a habit"
"Sorry" Yoruichi said
"Time to get a drink" Yoruichi said trying to seem as relaxed as possible even though her heart was racing. The brief taste she'd had of Soifon's lips was nice, they tasted of soup…
***change***
Soifon frowned as Yoruichi opened the door. She'd just wanted to be friendly with Yoruichi and do things that normal girls did…like practice kissing. Now it was super awkward, Yoruichi seemed tense. She hoped she hadn't emotionally blackmailed Yoruichi into doing something she didn't want to. Wait…she must've wanted to kiss her or she wouldn't have given her that peck when Kyoraku distracted them.
Soifon followed Yoruichi. "Did you have any nightmares?" Yoruichi said
"No" Soifon replied "I have a reoccurring dream"
"What happens?"
"Well…" Soifon thought back to her dream "It starts I'm locked in the highest tower of a big castle. I'm wearing an ugly pink frock, I can't move, I've been trapped, I can't escape" She shook her head "then I hear it…someone shouts 'Soifon!' from behind me. I look up and see a dashing prince, who's come to rescue me, I never see his face" Soifon said "he jumps down and just before he picks me up I wake up…I've dreamt that dream over a thousand times and I've never been rescued ever"
"Sounds sad" Yoruichi said looking
"It's more frustrating" Soifon said "as if my brain is telling me I'm a lost cause, there is no one who's gonna rescue me"
"Or maybe that you haven't met your saviour yet" Yoruichi smiled at her. Soifon felt a comfortable warm feeling inside her. Yoruichi was starting to really make her happy. She couldn't understand why…all it took was one of those playful smiles and all her stress was gone. Was this the big sister she'd always dreamed of having or something more…? She shook her head violently, NO! She can't be thinking those thoughts again, not after what her brothers showed her what happened to gays in the family by kicking their gay cousin into the ground.
Soifon couldn't deny that Yoruichi was an attractive woman; she sat in her car next to her. Her legs seemed strong but soft, her orange coat covered another tank top which this time was cyan and had the word 'Eros' emblazoned on it. Her breasts were big and looked soft. Her golden eyes scanned the road with all the alertness of a cheetah searching for prey, her soft purple hair was tied into a ponytail which was secured with a piece of red silk. "You might see Shaozu as well; he drinks there quite early every now and then"
"That makes me really nervous" Soifon said "I haven't seen him in a few years. What should I say?"
"Tell him he's a dick for leaving you, I don't know"
It didn't take Yoruichi long to reach the bar she was talking about. It was quite a ramshackle little bar called The Roman Candle but it seemed comfortable and quite welcoming. Yoruichi stepped through the doors first. "Kukaku is quite a fiery woman but she always pulls through for a friend" Yoruichi smiled at Kukaku "She saved my life more than once"
"Yoruichi" Kukaku said putting the glass down "It's been a while since you've been in this early"
"It's been a while since I've seen Kisuke here this early too" Yoruichi said looking at a man who sat in the corner typing on a laptop. He seemed…worn out.
"Hi Yoruichi-san" He said waving stupidly.
"Uh-huh" Yoruichi nodded "did Grimmjow find anything?"
"Dunno" Kukaku said "I haven't seen him since last night"
"Anyway" She said "I'd like you to meet my protégé Soifon!"
"Uh…hi" Soifon said
"Nice" Kukaku said "just your type"
"I'm gonna be taking her to meet my dad, wanna come along?"
"And get perved on all day" Kukaku said "sure why not"
"Ki-suck" Yoruichi said to the blonde man "you in for lunch at my dad's"
"No…" He sighed "I need to get to the sweet shop before Toshiro comes or he'll be pissed"
"Sometimes I wonder who the boss of the joint is"
"I think Kisuke can be dominant when it suits him" Kukaku said
"Oh you've slept together" Yoruichi said "It's about time"
"What, how did you know?" Kukaku said
"What, you mean the fact Kisuke is never out of his house this early means he obviously stayed the night, this cemented by the fact he's wearing the same clothes, you're tired, he's tired, you said he can be dominant and that rumour going around about the fact you like it 'Rough', there you go. Case Closed"
"This is what it's like having a damn mentalist as a friend" Kukaku said "I can't keep a secret"
"Also those scratch marks are showing through your t-shirt Kisuke" She added. Soifon looked at his back. Truth be told there were eight red lines down his back. "I hear you only scratch when they put it in your ass"
"Shut up!" Kukaku snapped "I have an image to keep you know"
"It's alright" Yoruichi consoled "it's perfectly natural for a woman to like it even though they don't particularly have a prostate like men do"
"You're the one to complain about how things are natural…fish monger"
"What is it?" Yoruichi smiled "Is it the penetration?" She grinned "do women get anal orgasms?"
"Of course they do…" Kukaku said "I read that somewhere"
"Sure you did" Yoruichi said "I wonder if it feels nice, I might try it"
"Stop mocking me, woman" Kukaku snapped. Soifon looked from one woman to the other, they both were absolutely loving this. A good natured rivalry at its finest. "Oh and by the way use a vibrator first to loosen yourself up, it gets painful the first time"
"Gross" Soifon muttered. Kukaku laughed and looked deep into Soifon's eyes
"I'm so used to it now" She said holding the stare "I don't even need to use lube"
"She's a freak isn't she" Yoruichi said "c'mon, let's sit"
"You want me to put something on?"
"Sure get you're dorky cousin to make some fries or something"
"Sure thing" Kukaku said "Ichigo!" She yelled into a door labelled 'Kitchen' "Make yourself useful and put on some fries"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah" Soifon heard someone shout. Kukaku sighed
"I love that kid like he was my own" She scowled at Soifon "he goes to your school; I hope you haven't been bullying him"
"I wouldn't worry about Soifon" Yoruichi said. Kukaku walked away "by the way, she was joking"
"When?"
"The whole Anal thing she was just teasing you"
"Why, she was only really embarrassing herself"
"Was she now?" Yoruichi said "that's why your cheeks are scarlet"
The doors bust open and a tall blue haired man came in dragging a heavily beaten by the arm. "Yo" He said to Yoruichi "Now, Ggio, wanna tell them what you just told me?" Soifon froze and stared at the bloody face of the man. Her ex-boyfriend… He worked for a gangster, what kind of idiot beats up gangsters.
"I…" He choked and spat blood onto the floor
"HEY!" Kukaku snapped "Grimmy if you ain't gonna stop your pets making a mess don't bring em in"
"Sorry" 'Grimmy' said "now say You're sorry" He made another gurgling choking noise. "What was that?" He said after punching him again. It gave Soifon a strange pleasure seeing her abusive ex getting beat up…but he had friends.
"Who is this man, Grimmjow?" Yoruichi said crossing her arms. A ginger boy came over and dropped a little basket of fries in front of them, stepping over the delirious looking Ggio. He scowled at Grimmjow who scowled back. They held the stare for a few seconds before he went back to the kitchen. Soifon wondered why he wasn't at school.
"Uh" Grimmjow said "He works for Baraggan, the prick and he was boasting that he knew the Organ Stealer, and now I'm strongly considering stealing his organs…say Yoruichi?"
"Yeah"
"You seem like a fun girl"
"I am"
"How about we play a game"
"Oh?"
"I hold up this guy and you land the hardest punch you can into his stomach and try to rip out his heart" He said "then I'll do the same if you fail"
"That sounds fun" Yoruichi smiled at the terrified looking Ggio, he didn't seem to recognise Soifon "Now stand in awe…I've done this before, there's a technique to it…watch, I'll get it in one shot"
"No" Ggio squeaked as Grimmjow put him into a full nelson.
"Watch this" Yoruichi said grinning
"No!" He said again struggling. Yoruichi made a show of cracking her knuckles.
"Yoruichi's Special One Shot Kill Punch!" She shouted and started to sprint toward him
"Okay, okay, okay, goddammit I'll tell you just keep the goddamn psycho bitch away from me" He said crying.
"Now" Yoruichi said ruffling his hair "Was that so hard?"
"He's a scientist" Ggio said "he's trying to build some Frankenstein motherfucker but that all I goddamn know, okay"
"You know" Kisuke said "this is starting to sound a lot like Mayuri's work"
"What, that creepy guy you used to work with?" Yoruichi said
"Yeah"
"Kisuke here used to work in a University, can you believe it?" Yoruichi said "He was one of the youngest Professors out there and at a mere seventeen he was the winner of two Nobel prizes, had a doctorate in Engineering and three patented inventions that all sold for over $100,000,000. That got my geek girl pulse racing…we used to screw like rabbits back in the day"
"Then I lost you to the Sappho" He said shaking his head
"You always had a way with words" Yoruichi smiled. Soifon stared at Kisuke, how could Yoruichi go for a guy like him he was so…dishevelled and what the hell did Sappho mean? Soifon wasn't sure she liked any of Yoruichi's friends…they all seemed like arseholes. She just wanted to be alone with her.
"Y'know" Grimmjow said "I could probably kill you and no one would care" He looked down at Ggio "now get out of my face"
"Okay" He said scurrying toward the door. He looked back one more time and did a double-take. He stared at Soifon for a good-and awkward- ten seconds. He then turned and left, holding his stomach.
"What was that about?" Yoruichi said to Soifon
"Ah" Soifon said "you know the boyfriend I lost my virginity to?"
"Yeah"
"That was him" Soifon said feeling slightly ashamed of her bad taste in men.
"That's not so bad" Yoruichi said "I lost my virginity to the king of nerds here"
"I wasn't that bad" Kisuke said
"You missed" Yoruichi said "on your first attempt you missed my vagina, it was embarrassing for me"
"I forgot about that" He said staring at her "I've had more practice now"
"Are you trying to rekindle an old flame?" Yoruichi stared back up at him, her golden eyes held absolutely no humour or sympathy, she looked slightly cross.
"No, no, no" Kisuke said "you've made the deduction yourself, my relationship status has changed. He glanced at Kukaku.
"So" Grimmjow cut in "what's our next step, do I get to torture more information?"
"Sure you do that" Yoruichi said "try and find out where the 'Mayuri' guy is"
"Excellent" Grimmjow said "now" he said walking away scratching his chin "who will I hit first?"
"He could be a useful asset" Yoruichi said to Soifon…but I wouldn't trust him, I don't like that tattoo on his back"
"What was it I never saw?"
"A number, a six that'd been crossed out" Yoruichi said "I've seen a number like that before"
"Where?"
"On the small of Nel Tu's back"
"That green haired cop?"
"Yeah" Yoruichi said "me and Nel used to be lovers and I saw it when we were in bed together" Yoruichi's eyes widened a little and she muttered "Damn it"
"What?
"Uh…nothing" Yoruichi said "Anyway she had a crossed out number three, it's the symbol of an Espada"
"Spanish for sword?"
"Yes" Yoruichi said "Apparently the Espada are the epitome of the word dangerous, they work for a man called Aizen"
"Uh…" Soifon stared "Isn't Sosuke Aizen that guy who owns that arms company?"
"Yes" Yoruichi said matter-of-factly "He's an animal, even my father stayed out of his way"
"The crossed out number must mean he's a former member" Soifon said. This was quite interesting; to know this Grimmjow man was in the same league as Nel, who slept with…Yoruichi…? Wait what! Soifon stared at Yoruichi who sat drinking from a glass regally. She seemed to be trying to avoid eye contact. "Are you…a lesbian?"
"I am" Yoruichi made eye contact now…she stared right into Soifon's soul.
"Eh…" Soifon said "I was gonna kiss you, that's gross"
"Sorry" Yoruichi said "I didn't want to disappoint you"
"But you're gay, practising kissing with me is like a straight girl practicing kissing with a boy"
"I've let a boy practice kissing with me before" Yoruichi said smirking and raising an eyebrow
"Don't even" Soifon found herself scowling again "I don't wanna hear another story where you basically tell me you were a slut"
"Oh dear" Yoruichi said "I've done it now haven't I?"
"Yes" Soifon said. This was another strange feeling, she'd felt this one too often, betrayal. Was Yoruichi only pretending to be interested in her wellbeing because else wanted to sleep with her? Don't sell yourself short, eh, Soifon she jadedly thought the beauty that's Yoruichi is interested in me, nope, forget it, I'm not even attractive
"I'm a professional" Yoruichi said "I can take no for an answer, just…" She sighed "I'll never try to talk you into something you don't wanna do"
"Really?" Soifon said. She didn't believe her, all those warm smiles, she saw through them now, Yoruichi was nothing but a pervert…a very, very attractive pervert. Damn it Soifon! Pull yourself together, just let it slip, she's your friend goddamn it! "Okay, yeah whatever, I don't even care"
"Good!" Yoruichi said smiling.
They finished their chips and Yoruichi got into another slagging match with Kukaku. After they were done Kukaku left a massive man by the name of Kenpachi in charge of the bar. They all walked toward Yoruichi's beautiful car. "So" Kukaku nudged Soifon as Yoruichi walked on ahead "she's finally dropped the bomb, huh?"
"What the lesbian thing?"
"Yeah" Kukaku smirked "when she told me she was gay I laughed in her face, I thought it was a joke…then she stuck the lips on me"
"What happened then?"
"I pushed her off and punched her in the face" Kukaku looked at Soifon "I ain't a homo"
"Didn't it ruin your friendship?"
"What? Knowing that my best friend fancied me?"
"Yeah"
"No not really" Kukaku said "I knew Yoruichi was a mature woman, she knew I wasn't interested so she dropped it and went looking for someone else"
"So then what?"
"I dunno, she had a string of volatile relationships with some proper crazy bitches and a streak of seventy one-night-stands, all with different people, before finally settling with Nel"
"Who is Nel?"
"Nel was…" Kukaku thought for a second "Nel had a crush on Yoruichi since we were at school; she was always following her around with those big eyes and that stupid scar. We were a big gang, Me, Yoruichi, Nel, My big brother Kaien, Yoruichi's Brother Ryo and some poor kid called Shaozu"
"I hear him mentioned quite a lot, I wonder who he is" Soifon said sarcastically. Kukaku looked at her
"He must be a relation of yours, that punchable face…that snippy sarcasm and unyielding desire to serve a Shihouin"
"Perhaps he is" Soifon said
"Get in the car and stop blabbing goddammit" Yoruichi said
Kukaku looked at Soifon and Laughed. "What a chick" She said. They both got into the car and drove off. Soifon wondered what Yoruichi's father would be like and cynically she wondered if there were any more disturbing secrets to be found out…
***Change***
"Hello is there anybody in there?" Bambietta sang as she sliced a cat's leg off with a garden spade. Candice tried her best not to show the revulsion she was feeling "just not if you can hear me, is there any one home?" The cat made horrible noises as it tried futilely to escape; after all, escape was impossible with three legs cut off and a pipe bomb attached to the other. Candice wondered where Bambietta got the knowledge to make a pipe bomb "wook at the wittle kitty" She said kicking it.
"Are you sure it's a good idea kicking a cat with a bomb on it?" Said Giselle
"Shut up" Bambietta said "I made this beauty myself, I can't wait for it to go off…I'm gonna masturbate so hard to this tonight"
Candice was pretty much on the verge of running away. She'd thrown her chips in with Bambietta, she'd thought being in the rich chicks little Clique would be cool but she wasn't just a little psychotic…SHE WAS A FUCKING MANIAC!
"Come on now, I hear you're feeling down, I can ease your pain…get you on your feet again" She twirled the spade in her hands. She was singing Pink Floyd…this was only gonna get more fucked up. It was horrible, being trapped by Bambietta, Candice couldn't just leave her now, she'd crossed the bridge, she'd made the bed and now she had to freekin lie in it.
"I HAVE BECOME…COMFORTABLY NUMB!" She shouted doing a spin.
"This would be good if you were actually a good singer" Liltotto said "but you're fucking shit"
"Bitch I'll make you suck off that cat"
"That cats female" She replied
"Exactly" Bambietta said "And you know what I do to dykes" Bambietta made a gesture with her spade. Oh yeah…. Candice was gay. She would never admit it in a thousand years; she wanted women, all the women! She wanted to drown in pussy and never return. That'd never happen whist Bambietta was still alive, Hell hath no fury like a Bambietta scorned. Bambietta sighed and brought the spade down cleaving the cat in half at the waist. The poor black moggy even survived this. "It's will to survive is incredible" Bambietta said holding a piece of intestinal tract with the spade, the more the cat tried to get away the more organs it pulled out. Candice felt sick, this was by far the most disgusting thing she'd ever seen Bambietta do…this month. "This cat reminds me of that Arab bitch who hurt me the other day, Oh god I wanna do this to her"
"You're a psycho" Giselle said "you know that right?"
"Oh yeah" Bambietta said grinning with complete madness "And I fuckin LOVE IT!"
She started to walk and her clique followed. After she was a few metres away she pressed the button on her trigger device. The cat exploded sending chunks of meat everywhere. She looked at Meninas who stood recording with a camera phone "You got all that?"
"Yep"
"Good send it to me" She said "I'm already wet"
Candice merely looked up at the sky and thought. Please god, have mercy on my soul.
***Change***
The Organ stealer watched from his car. The little clique of girls walked away from the cat they just killed. He liked that Bambietta girl…hmmmmm. She would be so delicious. Just look at those breasts, she wanted it, he could just tell, he wanted him to fornicate with her whilst tearing her guts out. Now… that blonde…those legs…they'd fit nicely on his new girlfriend. He ticked 'Legs' on his checklist and wrote 'Bambietta's blonde friend' next to it. He scanned his list. Only one other was ticked…'Face', next to it was written 'Yoruichi Shihouin'
End of Chapter…uh Four? I think
Sorry if you're weirded out by the necrophila of the Organ stealer but I'm trying to build character, Stories are boring if every character is the same. Don't worry about any actual Necrophilia in the story; you have my word I won't write any in… You should be able to guess who the Organ stealer is, especially with a choice word I threw in. Next chapter will be on *mumble*day