A/N

So, last chapter was random, huh? Actually, this story was only supposed to be 3 chapters long, but I got a bit carried away, last chapter. Let's face it, we all need a bit more randomness in our lives.

The only things I do own in this story are: a) Anything completely messed up, and b) anything that makes no sense at all, all the rest are belong to them.

"Tom! What a surprise to find you here, did you come to lift that curse off the defense against the dark arts job? Because that would really make my life easier, Tom."

"MY NAME IS NOT TOM!" Answered a disgruntled looking Voldy.

"Oh, I am sorry, is that you Sue? I always confuse you with Tom. Must be your nose… or lack thereof" The headmaster shoved his face really close to Voldemort's.

"AAAHHH! I hate Potter! I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!" Voldy dropped on the floor and started hitting it with his fists.

"What is the matter Sue?" Dumbledore asked concernedly.

"Well, it's not enough that he brought me down, but now we're connected by that stupid scar of his and EVERY TIME he has nigh terrors I see them too." Lord Voldemort sniffed.

"Now, now, Sue, it's not that bad…"

"It is! I mean, every three hundred and fourth Saturday of the year I can't get any sleep, I start shouting gibberish, I black out, it's embarrassing."

"You do know that Harry does this because this is the date on which Lord Voldemort killed his parents." The headmaster observed as he handed Sue-I mean Voldemort- a hankie.

"No, I did not know that… So I brought this on myself?"

"No, Sue, Lord Voldemort did."

"I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!"

"No, you are Tom Riddle"

"NO I AM NOT!"

"Then who are you?" Dumbledore looked genuinely interested.

"I AM SUE! I MEAN TOM! I mean toaster pop-strudel… I don't even know, but if I brought this on myself I will fix it!" Voldemort started gliding toward the castle.

"Whoa, how are you doing that?" Albus started hopping after him.

"What?"

"That Dracula glidy-thingy," The headmaster caught up to Voldemort and tried looking up his robes."Do you have wheels under there or something?"

"No, I do not have wheels under there!" Voldy slapped the Headmaster's hand away.

"Ow, that hurt, Sue."

"Get over it," Voldemort called back, not even looking.

"Okie-dokie,"Albus jumped up, hiked up his robes and shouted "BUNNY RACE! Last one up to the castle is bald and nose-less!" and hopped all the way there

On the next Albus Dumbledore and the Super Gay Crab Dream\

SEE Potter start up a rebellion!

SEE Snape hike up his robes and bunny race Dumbledore!

SEE VOLDY ON ICE!

Shout out to Gatsby Rose for the review! Short chappie, I guess.

R&R or I'll send Voldy to look up YOUR robes.